This review reads more like a marketing ad than the experience of a custy

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)


From a recent review of “Vanity Grand” in Philly:

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Last Wednesday evening, I had the pleasure of receiving a tour of the all-new Vanity Grand Cabaret. Located at the former Christine’s Cabaret, Vanity Grand is a completely renovated, state-of-the-art gentlemen’s club featuring three 15’ projection screens, two skyboxes, VIP membership and an upscale Champagne Court with private bar and flat screen TV’s in every booth.

Owned by the same individuals behind the Cheerleaders Gentlemen’s Club locations, Vanity Grand is located minutes from the Philadelphia International Airport and the Airport Auto Mall in Southwest Philadelphia. The property features a private parking lot as well as shuttle service for sporting and other events. With its decorative columns and exterior lighting, walking into Vanity Grand feels more like walking into a casino or a high-end nightclub than entering a gentlemen’s club.

Although it’s only been open for a little over two months and the management and staff are still getting their feet wet, Vanity Grand has the facilities and experienced ownership to quickly turn their newest venture into one of the premiere gentlemen’s clubs in the Greater Philadelphia area. I was fortunate enough to receive a tour of the club by Nick, one of the managers on duty that evening.

To start, the cover charge for Vanity Grand is $10.00 on the weekends. There wasn’t a door person to greet us upon arrival, but that is sure to change as the summer winds down and the customer volume increases. The club has three primary dancer poles located within the bar area, which offers daily happy hours specials from 5:00pm to 7:00pm as well as a menu that features appetizers, burgers, wings, sandwiches, entrees and all-day breakfast. The bathroom provides a friendly attendant as well as flat screen TV’s so you don’t miss out on your favorite sports or boxing action. Couch dances are $20.00 per song in a private room with small partitions separating the comfortable couches. VIP members receive a private entrance to the club and private club area. Bachelor parties and other groups can also reserve areas for special events. The final stop on our tour, the Champagne Court (on the second floor), is utterly gorgeous, featuring a private bar, small booths with flat screen TV’s and two-way mirrors looking out over the club, private restroom and larger booths to accommodate private parties. Champagne Court prices mirror that of their sister club Cheerleaders, with fifteen minutes for $165.00 and including two drinks, a half hour for $305.00 and including four drinks or you can stay for a full hour for $610.00 and receive six drinks or a bottle of champagne. The prices go up to $178.50, $332.00 and $665.00 respectively if you use your credit card so bring sure to bring cash to avoid the additional fees.

Oh, and we can’t forget the most important part: the dancers! For a weekday night the dancers definitely exceeded my expectation in both attractiveness and personality. I was fortunate enough to enjoy a couple of couch dances with the petite, sexy Genesis. I definitely look forward to enjoying her company again on my next trip to the club.

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3083

8 comments

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  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    Did you flag it? Obvious shill.
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    It was already flagged by another TUSCLer – I just commented on it w.r.t. it being a shill but did not flag it b/c at least it did have a lot of info about the club.
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Sure is a round-about way to drum up business for his sexy stripper wife, Genisis
  • mjx01
    10 years ago
    ... but more flags would help get it removed.
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    I don't like shill reviews; but not sure if it should be removed – at least this one gives more info about the club than most custy reviews.
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    Definitely should be removed. It's an advertisement.
  • Tiburon
    10 years ago
    I flagged it. I wanna help too
  • JamesSD
    10 years ago
    That one is amazing in how blatant it is
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