Beauty Queens Should Stick to Stripping

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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Between that ESPN uber-bitch who took off on the towing company employee and the CNN idiot who blamed military veterans for the violence in Baltimore, beauty queens should stay the fuck off of television. (Except for upskirt shots on FOX news)

They should only be allowed to cook and work as a stripper.

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mikeya02
10 years ago
They should be forced to give Juice a bucket of fried chicken and then dance for him. Welcome to the jungle.
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JamesSD
10 years ago
I want more reporters with the brains and looks of Candy Crowley
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mikeya02
10 years ago
hey Motor, remember this?.....good lord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTufHU5e…
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sharkhunter
10 years ago
If they show me their tits, I'll be flexible where I'm ok seeing them.
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shailynn
10 years ago
Britt McHenry is back at work - when is Brian Williams coming back? lol
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caskel
10 years ago
"And I want to be a vegetarian because I love children."
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rockstar666
10 years ago
I would NEVER have a beauty queen cook for me! They've never been in a kitchen and can barely boil an egg correctly.
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warhawks
10 years ago

"Brandy, get your ass in the kitchen and fire up that stove.... You got some cookin' to do!"
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