I'm an avid strip club goer,...

I'm an avid strip club goer, but it has been a long, long time since I've been to this club. Last night reminded me why.

You walk in. On your right, five feet from the entrance, are the restrooms. Take a left from the entrance, and the first thing you see is the square shaped bar. It was manned by a late-30s hispanic woman who looks at you with bored eyes. You get a little closer and see that a smallish, 10ftx10ft stage is nested within. If you go around the left side of the big initial bar you see a sign out of the 80s that says VIP Lounge in white neon. Keep walking there is a smaller room than the first with a secondary bar and stage much like the first, but half the size. The lighting is what you would expect from a mid-size midrangey club like this. It was dim, but not to the point that there were dark corners or anything like that.

The layout and otherwise are pretty much what you would expect from an aging club with waning talent.