About 16 months ago I abruptly disappeared from TUSCL and Detroit. Several of you PM'ed to ask if was ok, which I greatly appreciate. It's been an interesting year of near-fatal injury, death in the family, financial ruin and redemption, exotic overseas living, and a truck load of counterfeit military computer chips.
But I'm back in Detroit for a bit and fell into old habits. What's going on here? Vincemichaels and I leave for a year and the place turns to crap.
Two weeks ago I went to Landing Strip on a Saturday night. Place was packed with customers, and no strippers other than the ones on stage. In 40 minutes neither I or anyone else at the bar was approached. A total waste of time.
The following week I went to Flight Club on a Wednesday night. Nearly the same story. A smoking hot girl finally came over after 25 minutes but refused to go upstairs for less than $250. That's for LDs, not anything extra. What??
In desperation I headed over to John's Hot Spot. Hamilton clubs are a sure bet, right? Wrong. The usual (for this place) fat old girls. Finally the one not bad looking girl approached me, and said she wouldn't go in back for less than $200. At John's? Seriously? I eventually talked her down to $20 per dance, which is the official price. She was very unenthusiastic and I'm sure $200 spent on her would have gone down the toilet.
So is there a new $200 minimum in Detroit? Is my money no good? Do I have a shit stain down my shirt or something?


Please tell me that Detroit clubs aren't going to shit before I even get a chance to visit. It's such an inconvenient town to get to, geographically speaking, although I was hoping to get there while it's still fun.