For God's sake, don't light your cigar in the club with a dollar bill.....

...it's illegal. A slap in the face to the Ferderal Reserve. Inforced by the Secret Service. Jail time and fine or both. And it makes no sense.

DS snorts coke with $100 bills. Is that illegal?

Strip clubs are Bizarro world.

Many things that happen there don't make sense....

Yes John, it seems most things you do with the DS are illegal......yolo!

I miss bumping cocaine off of my ATF beautiful plump juicy ass right before i drilled her juicebox

Cigar smoking in a strip club makes an excellent cock blocker. The girls might come back later.

sc,

I may have told yo the cigar story that happened when I was in the Atlanta Mardi Gras. After the incident, I actually had a couple of dancer sit with me an comment positively on my cigar. Smoking a good cigar sure helps. One smoked it some. Anyway, since I was there to see Chrystal and she was out sick (she sounded near death on the phone) I didn't stay long and when to Follies.

Clubber - Now we know what your best attribute is. :)

"John, it seems most things you do with the DS are illegal."

I was going to refute this. I was going to point out that I often take her to dinner. And then I remembered that I always get her alcohol even though she is under age. I was going to mention that I took her to a show her just the other day. Then I remembered I got high with her in my car before we went in. I could bring up the fact that she consents to sex and it is never forced in the slightest. Then I remembered that prostitution is illegal. I certainly could point out that I have only taken her to non-alcohol strip clubs that she is old enough to visit. But then I remembered all of the lewd acts that she performs while we watch the stage show. Apparently that's illegal too, at least in Greenville South Carolina.

On second thought, never mind.

Apparently everybody snorts cocaine with their money, or most money eventually circulates through Drug Cartels...

nydailynews.com

I heard one of my distant relatives whom I never met and became a millionaire by investing at a young age, burned a hundred dollar bill just to prove to a girl he was with it meant very little to him. I heard she got the message. I always wondered how he made so much at a young age.

JS69: " DS snorts coke with $100 bills. Is that illegal?"

Yes, John, it is. And it's gauche.

For a girl as young as herself, maybe she should try snorting it through Red Vines?

sc,

QUICK, tell me what it is? I sure as hell don't know.

Clubber - It's obvious. Your cigars. :)

sc,

Could be, but I think the thing that catches most dancers is the "bad boy" image of a biker. Now at Mardi Gras, I was just in a Harley T and a Harley jacket. It was cold when I was there (January) and even snowed on me one evening!