La Zona Rosa
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1676 Regal Row Dallas, TX 75247

Showed up at this place late...

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Heckgor
May 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Showed up at this place late into the evening after most bars in Dallas had closed. I went into the front door and paid the $20 cover. After a pat down, I was met with an insanely musty smell. Also, this club was packed. There were 5 stages and multiple tables. Many groups and couples and everyone was carrying around a case of beer. I didn't realize this place was byob until that point but it was too late to buy liquor anywhere at that point. There were tons of seating but it was ALL taken. I think this is the kind of place where people show up at 11 and drink all night.

Now the dancers, they were 90% Latin and all shapes and sizes. No knockouts but some cute women and honestly some unattractive ones. I did find one that I tipped on stage. Then out of no where came the price is right theme song. After 5 minutes I realized this meant 2 for 1 dances. I found that same lady and went to the back for two Dances for 30. The room had about 15 guys in it. Dance was average. I tipped her and left. I think you have to get there early to settle in, but beware of the smell.

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