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Anyone been to Tiffanys Doll Cabaret in New Cumberland, WV lately

Hey, has anyone been to Tiff's lately? Heading sorta out that way later this week and was wondering if anyone has been there recently (as there are no recent reviews). You can respond here in the open forum…

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OT: When "Whiplash" is about sex instead of drumming

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a21c7502ba/not-my-tempo Bossy woman...

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Wildest Stripper story

Just curious to see what the wildest stripper stories are that ya'll have

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Tracking your phone

I just heard on the news of yet another way to track your phone and thereby you. They now have developed a way to track exactly where you are by the power signature of your phone even when your GPS…

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Massage parlors in New England?

I went to Allure in Toronto which was incredible. Are there any nude massage places that any of you know of in the New England area? Preferable Mass. Would rather not go to a sketchy place where I'm worried about…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

This is a great club if...

This is a great club if you're looking for a party atmosphere. I loved that one of the dancers stuck a blinking clear dildo in one of her orifices, climbed to the top of the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I was disappointed after leaving one...

I was disappointed after leaving one of the Vu clubs further up the road to head here hoping for a great time. I found the dancers' looks had noticeably depreciated since my last visit and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great Sunday visit to Follies, got...

Great Sunday visit to Follies, got there at 1:05 and valet was not in effect. I was ready for it though, had prepared the stuff that was left inside my truck. Got some advise from some…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Still the best club in nova....

Still the best club in nova. However, prices are still very steep. It was $15 to get in on a Friday evening, after, it was $8 for a domestic beer and of course, I…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

I made the journey from Chicago...

I made the journey from Chicago to see what was what .... wanted to go to the better reviewed club that neighbors this one .... uh oh it was during the week and so that…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hit Tijuana for the first time....

Hit Tijuana for the first time. I was in San Diego for business and decided to make the trip south. Booked a room in Hotel Cascadas above HK club. Got the jacuzzi…

Paradise Cove

Indianapolis, Indiana

I was in Indianapolis for the...

I was in Indianapolis for the weekend and wanted a low-key night. I decided to try this club because it probably wouldn't be too busy. I was right and there is an obvious reason…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Had a great time yet again....

Had a great time yet again. The Club is always providing the best hot girls, cheap drinks, and the time of your life! I've been traveling yet again, and have experienced some other adult clubs,…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I made several trips since my...

I made several trips since my last review. Each visit I saw different dancers in the club many of whom I never saw again. Since several dancers mentioned that they were from out…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Well, not much has changed since...

Well, not much has changed since the last time I came here but I did notice it's cleaned up a little. I don't feel so harassed to get a bj or hj from xannied out…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at the Rhino, I went with my GF and I have to say we both had a lot of fun. All the staff was super nice to us. Everything is super…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I found my self in here...

I found my self in here on a Sunday evening. There was about 7 gals on staff. They were all over the hill, old with fake tits, or just to damn skinny. There was maybe…

Exoticas The Club

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

I stopped in a bit back...

I stopped in a bit back and the place was really dead only two other customers in the place to go along with the two dancers who were working. I thought about turning around…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Stopped here after a night out...

Stopped here after a night out and casino trip. It was pretty slow. Maybe 10 girls working many just waiting to go home. They didn't seem too eager to sit and talk.…

Vivid

New York, New York

Upon a recommendation from a hotel...

Upon a recommendation from a hotel coiencierge( plus free passes) we decided to visit one of manhattan's newer gentlemans club vivid. The club is in midtown, walkable to penn station and the port authority. Now…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Stopped here for the first time....

Stopped here for the first time. Use Yelp to find the coupon to get free entry btw. Some amazing looking girls and some....well less than. I can appreciate that these girls are nice, trying to…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I visited this club yesterday, Sunday,...

I visited this club yesterday, Sunday, around 6:30. There was a 3 dollar cover to get into the bar. I got there just before shift change. A domestic beer was $3.75.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I really wanted to like Follies,...

I really wanted to like Follies, but I apparently picked the wrong set of ethics and an absolute lunatic for my first ever VIP. So, take this as a ROB alert I began by…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Went Super Bowl Sunday for some...

Went Super Bowl Sunday for some pregame warm up action. This is my second review of EI. I've been there now several times in the last two months. This review will be about SB…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I stopped by Dancers even though...

I stopped by Dancers even though I knew my CF wasn't working.I paid the $5 cover and got a beer.I sat at table with a good view of the two stages that were being used.There…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Went to the club on Tuesday...

Went to the club on Tuesday evening and it was quite crowded for a weekday evening. Typically a girl or two would be stage dancing and then they come to collect a pound from everyone…

Xcess

Evansville, Indiana

As others have mentioned, this is...

As others have mentioned, this is club is literally around the curve from the Tropicana Casino. On a weeknight there was decent parking right in front of the shared lot with the bookstore.…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

I stopped here on a Friday...

I stopped here on a Friday afternoon while passing through the area. I wasn't in the club long. The physical layout is pretty basic with a main room that has a pool table…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was a return visit during...

This was a return visit during a recent business trip to Vegas. I took a cab over to avoid any surprise "hidden" fees like I have experienced when I have taken the free limo service…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

I stopped here while passing through...

I stopped here while passing through the area on a Friday afternoon... around 5pm. The club is located right off of I85 in a converted house. There were chickens and cats in the…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Once again, everyone is correct. Club...

Once again, everyone is correct. Club opens at 4pm mon- thurs and 12pm on friday. When i would pass thru town, i always stopped in the afternoons because the girls were always super friendly and…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Visited the St. James, or as...

Visited the St. James, or as it is known locally - The Church, on a Monday afternoon. Easily 35-45 girls ranging from 6-10. Drink prices are normal for topless clubs in this region…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

While passing through, I stopped in...

While passing through, I stopped in around 8pm on a Friday evening. Talk about dead... There was one dancer working and she didn't seem enthused to be there. The patrons were diverse,…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Stopped by on my way back...

Stopped by on my way back from the airport, used a free pass I got from the manager on my last visit. Bought a drink and sat down a few feet from the stage. Every…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

I stopped here for a couple...

I stopped here for a couple og hours on a Friday evening while passing through the area. It was around 9-10pm. There were plenty of girls working, although most seemed to stay pretty close to…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was a quick visit to...

This was a quick visit to the OG. I walked down from the Conv Ctr area - a good walk. It's really the only club that is walkable from big strip hotels, and…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

I hadn't stopped by the Banana...

I hadn't stopped by the Banana in some time so I thought I'd see if it's changed any. Sadly no it's still a pretty mediocre place though maybe it picks up on the weekend. I…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

I was in town for business...

I was in town for business so I thought I would check this out. It was a little bit of a drive from my hotel, but had a good time. The staff was friendly…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

started my Saturday night.. where else...

started my Saturday night.. where else but the HL. First up on this visit was a tight new girl.. oh god, last time I did this was the 'ICE QUEEN' too pretty to pass up and 'lo…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

ah, I miss the days of...

ah, I miss the days of the HT! too bad it was closed down.. Found myself in Walnut on a business trip and I know the area quite well. I searched TUSCL for the best strip…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I had been to this place...

I had been to this place once before and it wasn't bad so I figured I'd try its again on my trip. This time around was just a bad experience, which was sad because…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

I've been to Vegas a few...

I've been to Vegas a few times and had a decent time, but the other night wasn't my most memorable. First to get in at 8 pm was 20 dollars which to me is very…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

I've been to Vegas a few...

I've been to Vegas a few times and had a decent time, but the other night wasn't my most memorable. First to get in at 8 pm was 20 dollars which to me is very…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

I highly recommend this club because...

I highly recommend this club because it offers a classy atmosphere with a nice mix of hot girls. Once they're done dancing and come around to greet their patrons, it's a great opportunity…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Decent club. There were a lot...

Decent club. There were a lot of different ladies working when I stopped in on a Saturday night, and there was some good diversity, in multiple ways. There were a lot of things I didn't…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Came here with a bachelor party...

Came here with a bachelor party one weekend. Girls looked good. A few 8's and 9's, mostly 7's. I talked to one girl about why the girls go on stage with two panties to strip…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I know it was rainy and...

I know it was rainy and cold outside but the atmosphere in this club was just as bad. 5 to park and 6 to get in but not worth that. The chairs are all…

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

I continued my tour of Harry...

I continued my tour of Harry Hines Blvd strip clubs with a stop here. A couple black gals one white girl working. 5 to park 20 to get in byob. Another…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Visited this club July 2014 when...

Visited this club July 2014 when in town on business, and after winning some money at the casino. Didn't have high expectations on a Tuesday night, but figured I would check it out anyhow. You're…

Showtime Joe's

Springfield, Missouri

I am trying to like this...

I am trying to like this place but the girls don't quite have the hustle factor down. typically you would think over a 2 hour visit you might get asked for a dance a…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

If you are in Miami this...

If you are in Miami this place should be on your list as a must visit. It is located north of the tourist areas of Miami and Ft. Lauderdale, so be mindful that it will…

Extacy North

Miami, Florida

An update from my previous Extacy...

An update from my previous Extacy North review of 2 weeks ago. Visited Extacy North on Saturday 2/21/15 around 1:30 a.m. Unlike my previous Sat visits 2 weeks ago; this time they wanted $10 to…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Tried this club for the fourth...

Tried this club for the fourth time on a Thursday around lunch time two weeks ago. As with all of my visits to this club at this time of day there were very few dancers…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by a couple of weeks...

Stopped by a couple of weeks ago on Thursday at around 6:30. Valet parked, coat checked and sat at the bar. The bartender (Michael i believe) is a real nice and friendly guy,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First of all I would like...

First of all I would like to thank all of the previous members that have been to these clubs and provided information. Knowledge is power and it certainly pays off here. So thank you all.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

First time here. Great environment. No...

First time here. Great environment. No cover charge at the doors. LDs are $20 with very limited contact for 5 mins. About 12 girls on board on a cold frisk night. Beers were $6 a…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

This is my favorite strip club...

This is my favorite strip club in the city, I have been here dozens of times and keep coming back. It's a bit old fashioned, and doesn't have the flashy appeal of the penthouse or…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

So its been a while since...

So its been a while since I hit a club after work, so decided to stop by for a few hrs on Friday. Had to pick up some stuff around riverview & was debating about…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

This club is my favorite. ...

This club is my favorite. Between the manager from New Orleans' and the regular DJ's they have some cool personalities hanging out in and around the club. The girls vary between really hot…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went a few months back, was...

Went a few months back, was with a mixed group of girls and guys (seemed odd for that place). No real pressure from anyone trying to hound you for a dance. Easy to get a…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Portraying itself as a high-class place,...

Portraying itself as a high-class place, the Penthouse Club is definitely posh looking with the kind of prices that go along with it. $40 for a topless lap dance, $60 for a nude.…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

The only show in town in...

The only show in town in Polk County. That being said, you can definitely have a good time without spending a lot of money. The servers behind the bar are pretty cute. Usually only about…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

This club has been well reviewed...

This club has been well reviewed so I will not repeat layout. It is clean enough. Right across the street from Pike Place Market, a big tourist attraction in Seattle. Lots of foot traffic in…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Came in around 3 AM after...

Came in around 3 AM after a concert. lots of parking here, pretty nice inside, lots of seating, though it gets pretty packed at times. They do allow smoking so be prepared if you don't…

Platinum Cabaret

Yuma, Arizona

I was in Yuma over the...

I was in Yuma over the weekend and decided to take in Platinum Cabaret. Platinum can be hard to find; it is in an industrial park on a street that does not go through to…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times and it is good. The dancers are pretty low key, when I was there it was early evening and the dancers were arriving most of the time.…

Luxxx Showgirls

Peoria, Illinois

I was at Elliot's the same...

I was at Elliot's the same night and found this place to be equal or maybe a bit better. I have never liked Big Al's and find that the location of Pulse is a…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Winterhaven, California

I was in Yuma over the...

I was in Yuma over the weekend and decided to head over to Winterhaven to checkout Tempatations after checking out Platinum Cabaret the night before. Temptations is in Winterhaven, which is in CA, but Winterhaven is…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

Heard that the rhino bought out...

Heard that the rhino bought out the old club wild orchid, and did a major overhaul to the club. So I made a visit. They def try and bring vegas atmosphere from which…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

To all you reviewers who tell...

To all you reviewers who tell stories of touching the strippers at Lookers; It is ILLEGAL in Lee County, Florida to touch the strippers at the strip clubs! And that means Lookers, Babes, Scarlett's…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in the living room early...

Stopped in the living room early Friday evening. Had a great time! Dancers all looked good and were very friendly. Got two private dances. First was a very cute petite brunette. She…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Went to the Blue recently...$5 cover...

Went to the Blue recently...$5 cover from Chris at security, though, some patrons walk by without paying. I really don't like this. The bartender is still hot. Spoiler alert!!! ---> bathroom much improved! This has…

Christina's Female Review

Baltimore, Maryland

Dropped in for the first time...

Dropped in for the first time on a Tuesday night. Place was predictably dead but I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of girls. There were only 4 or 5 of them but none were…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

I stopped on a very cold...

I stopped on a very cold Monday after a long absence. Covered my dress shirt and sweater with a hoodie to not look too much like a mule. There were a couple of non-paying guys…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

This club looks nice enough -...

This club looks nice enough - decent layout, easy view of the stage, etc. And it's evidently popular with locals, since there was actually a lineup to get in the night I went. (It was…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went to Visions the night...

I went to Visions the night an ice storm was scheduled to blow into NO, so there were only about 7 dancers and approximately 3-4 other patrons in the bar that night. As advertised,…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

The only way I can explan...

The only way I can explan this place is what a shit hole. I walked in to a smoke filled room with very low cellings. Their is no DJ the girls put their…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

I decided to go back...

I decided to go back here to see if any of the dancers I met before were working . Well there were two there I am not interested in, the rest were dancers…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Decided to see what Hollywood would...

Decided to see what Hollywood would be like on a cold late February afternoon. At least there were more dancers than customers, but three or four of the dancers were paired up with I assume…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Friendly and efficient. This is...

Friendly and efficient. This is about as high-end as Omaha gets, so don't expect a Vegas-like experience. That being said, if you talk to th girls, they'll treat you with respect. Happy…

Squeeze Lounge

Union City, New Jersey

I went to Squeeze on valentines...

I went to Squeeze on valentines day with my girlfriend after another club was a dud. This was our second visit as we had a decent time during our previous visit. You have to find…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

Great little place for the stage...

Great little place for the stage and the girls. They were friendly and talkative, and put on a great show. Only about 4 to start but they kept trickling in as the night…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I'm still going to this place...

I'm still going to this place about once every couple of weeks. Most visits are Sunday afternoon but it varies some. The club is still by far the best value. There's plenty of turnover but…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I've had good luck here in...

I've had good luck here in the past. Three weeks ago on a Friday night I was a little frustrated. It took forever to get served by the waitress. When one finally came by I…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Friday evening, arrived at around 9:30...

Friday evening, arrived at around 9:30 pm. There was a really bad winter ice storm, less than 10 dancers, not to many customers drinks $8, water $5 free entry with text promo. $10 wrist…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here a while back but...

Went here a while back but I doubt it's changed much. Real nice looking girls, not 10's but nice looking. And much better than down the street at Show N Tel. Pretty tame girls…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Stopped by the Pony for the...

Stopped by the Pony for the first time in many months. Not much has changed. The girls run the gambit from smoking hot to not so much with most falling in the middle. The…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Friday night. Parked at the club valet is only $4 dollars. Thie club is a smaller venue but its not bad at all. I proceeded into the club…

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Hannah Davis?

She got the SI swimsuit cover this year, but no one's seems to care. She's a skinny girl with fairly big boobs, so a fairly safe pick. But she doesn't seem to inspire strong feelings. Her face is pretty, but kind…

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2 things you never want to here from a stripper

I was at PP in Columbia SC last night with some friends of mine. I was getting a champagne dance from a hot little spinner. All of a sudden I herd another stripper next to us say to her…

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Getting change back in clubs

Does it happen to you that often times you get all $1s in change at SCs (e.g. when you pay your cover; etc) – it’s kinda annoying to me a bit since I’m not one to do much stage tipping…

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Weird scary stuff!

With you guys talking about stripperweb I thought I'd check it out! I googled "stripperweb" and got this http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=106810201 Absolutely brilliant! Do you think it's real? Scary!

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Tulsa 2AMer

A man was shot in the face after picking up a woman from an east Tulsa strip club early Sunday, Tulsa Police said. Officers received a report just before 2 a.m. from Saint Francis South Hospital, where the man reported…

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Is Mongering a dying sport in America??

We all know the Golden Age of Mongering are far gone. And it seems that law enforcement and other feminist type groups are cracking down on any and all fun mongering like. I'm specifically speaking on the cities I've spent…

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Privacy (or lack of)

There's a favorite club I love to go to because the girls are rather slutty and allow a great deal of hand and tongue action during the lap dances. The problem is there are no lap dance booths or VIP…

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What's with xxxKateexxx and TheProphetJuice?

Do you think they are for real?

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Have you ever told a dancer her dances suck?

The discussion below by @anonymousJim started me thinking about this. We have all had less than great dances from uber hot dancers. But have you ever taken the opportunity to tell the girl why you are not getting any more…

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Detroit Entertainment Detroit strip club named best in Michigan

"Amongst Michigan’s strip clubs, it was The Coliseum in Detroit that won best on the list. Located on 11300 East 8 Mile Rd." http://detroit.suntimes.com/det-entertainment/7/77/125602/detroit-strip-club-named-best-michigan This is one of Alan Markovitz's clubs, but I prefer his Penthouse and Flight Club. Is it…

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An Extreme Case of Hot Woman, Awful Dancer

I've had pretty good luck through the years when I've stumbled on the ultra-hot ladies. Generally speaking, they've provided a good experience in addition to their looks, despite us all knowing that, sometimes, the hotter the dancer, the worse…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I get to Vegas 2-3 times...

I get to Vegas 2-3 times a year and usually stop at Treasures for a little break from from the tables. Called the club for a ride and "Gripper" showed up in a stretch…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

This club charged me 2-3 times...

This club charged me 2-3 times for the same one drink I purchased. I had over 8 transactions on my bank account that were pending from the 3 transactions that I actually charged myself! How…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

This place is kind of hard...

This place is kind of hard to find unless you have passed it on the interstate regularly as it is located off of a service road. It is usually pretty packed when they have their…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Was in town for business last...

Was in town for business last weekend and went here with a few colleagues. I have to say, I was impressed. I've done Super Sex previously and had an underwhelming experience, so didn't bother.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to the follies on...

I went to the follies on saturday afternon, i parked on the side at pepboys, and save the valet, i paid the cover, the club was bery crowded, there is a lot of girls,…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Gone are the days where everything...

Gone are the days where everything was standard and you had consistent prices across dancers. Also used to enjoy the hourly 2 for 40 dances that used to happen like clockwork. It's almost like things…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Well ive neen here three times...

Well ive neen here three times this month. Each late night as they close at 4am and I wanted a desperate stripper.lol but its basically hit or miss here they have a cpl fin nights…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

I've visited this club a few...

I've visited this club a few times and after working all over the country, I find this to be the nicest club I've been to. It has a Nola vibe with open balconies on…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I haven't wrote a review on...

I haven't wrote a review on Stars for awhile, I figured I'd give an update. I strolled into Stars on a Saturday night. Apparently some promotional event was going on that night, so the cover was…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

This has been a consistent performer...

This has been a consistent performer on the west palm beach scene for years. My most recent visit didn't disappoint, but probably not the best either. It was crowded on saturday night. It continued to…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

It looks like it's been a...

It looks like it's been a year since I've reviewed Spyce, so here goes. I went in a recent Thursday night, and I met up with a local TUSCLer. I had a pass, so I…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have fond memories of The...

I have fond memories of The Cheetah from many bachelor parties in the late 2000s. And, thinking back on those visits I realize we always hit the clubs late in the evening after dinner and…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Monday afternoon in September 2014 while in Portland on business. It is more like a neighborhood dive bar than a strip club, but I liked the unpretentious atmosphere.…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

It was the first time I...

It was the first time I visited in 3 years, and nothing really has changed. The small club still provides a nice, intimate atmosphere. The girls, despite the morning shift, are pretty cute. The hostess…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

I was in town for the...

I was in town for the weekend and decided to stop by. I was surprised at how many customers were in the place for an afternoon shift. Found out that there was a free lunch…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Since a favorite left, I haven't...

Since a favorite left, I haven't retuned this club in awhile. Been reading reports elsewhere that this club is really close to hitting the bottom. Since I was in the area I thought…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

This is a review encompassing several...

This is a review encompassing several visits on weekday afternoons before the weather got bad. This has never been my favorite Providence club, but I presently have no favorite, and this is a very…

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Porn "Stars" in the club

I met one today at Follies. Not the first time but this time I actually got some dances from her. She was a black chick and I would rate her about a 7.5. She told me what porn name she…

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Best club in Tampa?

I will be in Tampa FL for my 30th bday this year and want to do it right. I know this city is known for its clubs so I don't want to mess up my short amount of time there…

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I thought women enjoyed talking ?

From the hallowed annals of stripperweb: “… Lets talk first These 3 words piss me off so much! When I go up to a guy I said hi, hows it going? and then I ask him if he is thinking…

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Miami Clubs

I am planning a trip to Miami Beach next month with my girlfriend and am looking for a couples-friendly club in the area. Tootsie's and Dean's Gold have some good reviews. I would appreciate receiving feedback and suggestions…

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Another Touchdown Again (2/18/2015)

It has been months since I visited the place. I was just there watching the show, drinking my beer, passing tips to the dancer on stage. Wash-rinse-repeat cycle so that kind of imagery went on for a about half an hour.…

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Pregnant Strippers

Have any of you all been in a club that has an obviously pregnant stripper. I'm talking 5 to 7 months gone. I was in a club recently where one of the girls was pregnant. I asked the girl I…

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disappearing review

Why did my review disappear, after being up for a few weeks?

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Overall, Has the Impact of the Internet Been Negative or Positive

I thought this was an interesting question, particularly since most people here (like me) can probably remember clearly a time when there was no internet. http://dailym.ai/17kt0KF

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I prefer coffee in the morning

Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oklahoma-woman-bite-boyfriend-penis-police-article-1.2123196

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The Candidate for Mayor and the Strip Club

There is some controversy in Philadelphia, where a mayoral candidate appears to be announcing his candidacy outside a strip club. A sign with a scantily clad woman appears in the background on the right. http://www.newsworks.org/index.php/local/item/78726--there-may-or-may-not-be-a-8th-or-9th-dem-mayoral-candidate- My first thought was:…

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Lookers of Fort Myers does NOT allow two-way touching per Lee County law.

I just recently noticed a recent review of Lookers of Fort Myers, and apparently the reviewer, 2tall, mentioned that he touched a stripper who then touched him back. It is of my knowledge that touching at strip clubs is illegal in…

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Strip Clubs WTF#1

Some things that happen in strip clubs makes no sense to me. There's no logic to it. (Stripper-Whores aren't very bright would explain a lot)........................ A.) Isn't the point of being a stripper, to make as much cash as you can…

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Real Sex

Who wants to fuck me? JUST MESSAGE me or PM :)

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Crackdown on COI Clubs?

sclvr mentioned in a recent post a LE crackdown on COI clubs. Does anybody have any more information on this? I'm going to be in LA shortly and since jerikson refuses to meet up at one of her…

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OT: Buying a Car ?

I’ve been procrastinating forever on buying a car – I currently have a 15 y/o 200k mi car and want to get into something newer b/f my current car starts giving me issues. When it comes to cars I’m more into…

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Looking to party next week with a stripper south Florida

Any suggestions on how to find such a person and how much would it cost? Thanks,

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Emotional Intimacy With 'Hookers'?

Starting on Thanksgiving I've been doing some AMP sessions. In part it is to get back into what I used to do heavily. And after all, I am still suffering from Post Marital Stress Disorder. But I…

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OT: Any computer repair experts out there ?

Lately my laptop has been freezing up at times I have to do a manual power-down and power back up. When it freezes; I hear the fan on – IDK if this means it’s overheating or what – but once it…

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The most amazing orgasm that you have had

JohnSmith recently posted and described how he gave the best orgasm his DS has ever had. Well what about the opposite? Describe the best orgasm a stripper has given you (either ITC or OTC). I've had one of each:…

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Prying a girl away from her regular

Here's a frustrating scenario I encountered recently. I'm at the club watching the lineup and a perfect 10 comes on stage. I go up and introduce myself and tip her five singles and tell her that I would love to…

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Couple Friendly Tampa Clubs

Hi - My husband and I will be visiting Tampa soon and we (mainly me, the wife) want to check out any couple friendly clubs. This will be our first time together. I want to pick a place that will…

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I am dancing today @ Pitiful Princess in Portland

12pm to 6pm or 7pm ... or maybe later but I plan on having some sexy fun. Come play with me and let me play with you! You know how much I aim to please ;) Come get your fingers…

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Anyone heard the saying

"I want to marry a girl who is a perfect lady in public and a total wanton slut in private." Where can you find such a woman. The ex was wanton until the ink dried in the wedding certificate and…

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The Most Amazing Orgasm of Your Life

"I am going to give you the most amazing orgasm of your life. It will last longer and be more intense than anything any man has ever done for you. I'm going to give you the most sexual…

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Embarassing night at work

Last night started out great, my makeup was awesome money was good and it was overall a good night. about halfway through the night I was on song 2 of my stage set and doing my floor routine. I spun…

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OT: The Kids Are Alright as U.S. Job, Wage Gains Reach Millennials

"America’s young adults are finally showing signs of regaining their economic footing after being bogged down for more than five years following the worst recession since World War II. " http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-20/the-kids-are-alright-as-u-s-job-wage-gains-reach-millennials But wait a minute! Didn't Stevie-girl post numerous articles back in…

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COPS: WARREN SAPP PAID STRIPPERS $600 FOR SEX, LEADING TO ALTERCATION AND ARREST

"Sapp made a cell phone recording of one of the women giving him oral sex. He showed that video to police." Warren is a sap! http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/cops-warren-sapp-paid-strippers-600-for-sex-leading-to-altercation-and-arrest/

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Great experience last night

I went to my favorite local SC last night and had a great experience with a dancer I hadn't seen before. I want to tell someone about it but since none of my friends know I go to SC…

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New Ranking: Providence Has The “Best” Strip Clubs In Southern New England

http://www.golocalprov.com/lifestyle/new-ranking-providence-has-the-best-strip-clubs-in-southern-new-england Since I've never been to any of these clubs, I invite others to comment on the accuracy of these rankings.

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US Vacation Destination: Beaches w/ Awesome SCs?

I have some vacation time coming in May. I love Strip Club extras, and I want to take my vacation days in a city where the girls are very likely to make me happy. I'd like to spend about $400…

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Those Wonderful Moments She Just Walks In

Yesterday night (2/18/2015) was a little bit different let me tell you why. I was sitting at a bar stool enjoying the TV program, holding my drink in my hand. It was my way of blowing off steam after an honest…

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smart asses

i really appreciate all the information you all have given me, had no idea this was mainly a guys site. thanks and hope you all find what you want

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Is there some sort of statewide no touching law in Wisconsin?

Lately, I have been reading reviews of strip clubs in Wisconsin, and it seems none of the reviews of Wisconsin strip clubs ever mentioned two-way touching and what not.

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I'm telling you CBS's Person of Interest Samaritan is real, it's happening now,

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-31533028 http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/06/technology/security/gogo-wifi/?iid=EL

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A PL $40 sunk and no dances?!

This guy needs to step up his game and read more TUSCL. 40 dollars sunk and no dances. February 19, 2015 • I was passing through Dayton and with time in hand, decided to see for myself if the Living…

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I wish this happened at my wedding

Bride marries wedding guest instead of groom http://dailym.ai/1AWYzWV

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VP Joe Bidden Da Playa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j81BwdTRh5g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy07yHAgM4E

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Why?

Why do guys go to clubs and hold their dick in their hand instead of tits?

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Brilliant

Have you ever been making out with someone and it gets really intense? It keeps getti g more and nore intense until you cant feel your arms and legs. Eventually You feel like your floating, and you begin to wonder…

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Another Brilliant Joke...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink... "That'll be $20", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him... The gorilla orders some nachos.. "That'll be $25", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him "Say, we never get gorillas in here", says the…

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Providing dancers' names in reviews

Lately I haven't been posting dancer's named in any of my reviews. If I'm referring to a particular dancer I'll use descriptions like body type, hair color, tattoos etc. The only time I think names are appropriate in reviews is…

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smart asses

i guess i made a mistake i apologize

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smart asses

first of all i think slutty in your eyes is dirty, all of us can be slutty at times if we want i have been registered to this site quite a while now and i guess stupid me thought she…

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OT: Relax There's No Conspiracy to Destroy the Middle Class

Ok, so the right likes to spread the MYTH OF DOOM that Social Security will go broke and to back this they put up models that do not take into account that the population will get healthier and will be…

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Slow Wednesday Night With A Dash of Non Verbal Communication

Wednesday was like meh, hump day pretty much. I was so bored there was nothing to watch on TV. Even YouTube was not cutting it for me either. So, I hopped on my awesome car and drove mindlessly without thinking about where…

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Vip worth it?

Having recently turned 18 me and a couple friends discovered strip clubs and are pretty hooked. Pretty much wondering if the vip is worth what you pay? I'm in SoCal and VIPs average out at 100 for 30 mins. My thinking…

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3 some

looking for a woman for a suprise 3 some with boyfriend any ideas talking clean and honest

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Fake or real tits and why?

I have natural b cups and have been thinking about implants. What do you prefer and why?

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OT: It was about time

Little Caesars has devised a brand new place to feed the public's obsession with bacon: wrapped around the pizza crust. More specifically, 3 1/2 feet of bacon wrapped around the pizza crust. Today, the innovative budget pizza chain will unveil plans to…

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Returning to AMPing, HA, "Are you married?"

I wasn't planning on returning to AMPing yet, because I am still not free to actually partake of all the possibilities of getting girls outside and off of the clock. But talking about it so much here, in response…

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A brilliant joke....

Knock, knock Who's there? Thyme Thyme who? Thyme to wipe my ass!

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In Your Opinion

Which TUSCL member posed as the model for these? http://www.jokideo.com/tag/big-balls-door-knocker/

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Juice

Am I the only the that sees a new poster with some odd quirk and immediately suspect that it's another juice alias?

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Fort Worth 2AMer involving the police.

A man is in fair condition after being shot by a Fort Worth officer outside a strip club early this morning. Police say officers were patrolling the area near Meacham Boulevard and Mark IV Parkway a little after 2 a.m. when…

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OT: do any of you guys like muzzleloaders?

I just love them! Tons of fun! Just brilliant!

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Have any of you been caught in a raid?

It would be awkward for me to be caught now!

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OT: Why Social Security Won't Go Broke

One of the great prophecies of DOOM we hear regarding the future is that social security will go broke. I think the models that predict this are wrong because they don't take into sufficient account the fact that people will…

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OT: "Cock Group" At Work Destroying Our Democracy Some More?

Looks like those "Cock Brothers" (as josh43 like to call them) are up to no good working to destroy our democracy once again. "Koch Group Claims California Endangers Donors by Demanding Names" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-17/koch-group-claims-california-endangers-donors-by-demanding-names

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PLs are everywhere

Turns out that even ISIS fighters are PLs. http://dailym.ai/1AhndQ1

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Just found out two of my favorite strippers got fired tonight

Fucking whore man I am telling you. All strippers are whore in disguise. One is name Heather this hot chick who used to rock the Goth style and then just getting hair extentsion, and went from pale vampire skin to…

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OT: Oreo Cookies OR Chicken Wings?

Oreo Cookies. My latest visit to Follies had chicken wings on the buffet. Or Oreo Cookies at the bar. Oreo Cookies. Yummy!!!

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Atlantis Gentlemen's Club in Ford Heights, Il. A suspected MS-13 run club!

They deleted my warnings both on their Facebook and Stripclublist pages. They banned me from their Stripclublist page. They bullied me on their Facebook page, calling me "head case" and other vile stuff. And they continue to…

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Will always remember first vip 3 way

Aww yes happened not to long ago on my birthday week. No sex just one sucking my dick while da other sucked my balls. Nigga that was a good night ;) I'll talk more about it in a review…

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Advice..!

What is your advice to a new unexpert clubs customer..?

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Raids

I do not engage in extras beyond great 2 way contact, but I do wonder how do you who do engage in further activities avoid getting "caught with your pants down" by LE? Are there tells in your environment that…

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2 new articles posted

Have not read them so IDK if they are good.

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big butts?

No thank you! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2956905/Men-don-t-fancy-skinny-girls-like-hourglass-figure-Woman-world-s-largest-bottom-says-fat-fabulous.html

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Feb 19th, Year of the Ram

I talked a little bit about some of my ongoing and planned ventures, and I explained how this new year was going to be exciting and about how I knew that good was going to be happening. This has no relation…

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More drama

Seeing the post earlier about drama in a strip club review, I thought I'd post this link for others to see. This used to be one of my favorite clubs. But I haven't been there in a year or two. Maybe I…

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A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?

With a saw, cut a hole in the ice, With a can opener, open a can of peas, Sprinkle the peas around the hole, When the polar bear comes to take a pea, You kick him in the ice-hole

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Bad news for Kansas clubbers.

Kansas lawmakers weighed adopting tougher restrictions on strip clubs and adult book stores, including a ban on full nudity at strip clubs and a ban against building a “sexually oriented business” within 1,000 feet of schools and houses of worship. The…

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I need a hooker!

I'm so horny and bored I could explode! What do you guys do when you feel like that? Being dumped sucks but I'm trying to stay happy! Now I can see strippers and hookers. Brilliant!

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Strippers and Athletes/Entertainers

I live in Portland, and we have a NBA team (Portland Trailblazers). At my favorite club, a dancer told me a lot of the dancers were fucking some of the Blazers. I'm assuming she meant dating or a fuckbuddy relationship.…

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Bear remover.

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says…

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What about Ukrainian girls?

libbicini's post about Iraqi strippers got me thinking. I think Iraqi strippers would suck. I'd rather have hot Ukranian strippers. A lot of eastern european chicks like to take it up their ass! I like hot blondes that take it…

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Joke of the Day

A pet shop owner sees a middle-aged man wandering around the store, looking at birds and rabbits and puppies. The owner approaches the man and asks if today is a special occasion. The man says, "Yes. It's my 30th…

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OT: China's Churning Out Billionaires Like It’s 1999

"China’s world-best stock market rally made January the busiest month for IPOs in a year. It also created a bundle of new billionaires" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-16/china-churning-out-billionaires-like-it-s-1999-with-soaring-ipos But Stevie-girl and The Economist said back in October that the world economy was DOOMED with China to…

Becoming a Exotic Dancer 101

So hello my name is China, I've been an exotic dancer for over a year now & I MUST say there are some things you should know when considering being a dancer. Number one, BE CONFIDENT! I can't stress this enough, how you feel about yourself reflects on how you perform as an entertainer. Always look your best so you feel your best. Number two, NO REAL NAMES. Til this day my manager doesn't even know my real name. It's your choice if you want to share it but I wouldn't recommend it. You never know who will be your CEO in 5 to 10 years from now. Besides I enjoy the idea of having an alter ego. And last…

How it turned out

Friends, I have been away for a long time, more than a year, in fact. I met her in a club and though she gave me a non-stage name that afternoon, I didn't know her real name until after we had gotten, ahem, acquainted. I learned quite a bit about Vietnamese culture in the last year. How they treat mom and dad, what they are supposed to do for brothers and sisters who haven't moved here, and how they feel about Americans. Oh and I thought I knew about daddy issues. Trust me when I tell you that you don't know daddy issues until you are paying for a girl's apartment and you are, in fact, old enough to be…

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New and old atf

I had an atf at one of my favorite sc in my area. Due to my gullibility and her willingness to take advantage it. Problem is, my new atf has started dancing at the same bar. What should I do?

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ATF not texting back

I had date set for last Friday with my atf. We exchanged text in the morning to meet in the afternoon at the hotel. Before I left for hotel, I texted her, she didn't reply and also tried to call…

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Practical, compassionate, unrealistic proposal

Due to the civil wars, many Iraqi and Syrian families have become refugees. But unemployment is generally very high in the over-regulated economies of the Middle East. So someone living in a place where they don't know people…

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Many dances from one or fewer dances from many

Suppose you had a budget for getting 6 dances on one SC visit. Which option do you prefer? a) Six dances from your favorite back to back b) Three dances from two girls, one of whom is obviously not your favorite c) ???…

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Holy shit. Talk about drama. I don't know where to start flagging.

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3132

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Songs in the Key of Life

Beyoncé.....mmm,mmm What a body. Killed it at the tribute for Stevie Wonder. Kind of a waste though. Like buying a Ferrari for Stephen Hawking

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Learn how to grow pot, and be part of the economic boom!

That's right. Here in Colorado.... http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/18511/