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For God's sake, don't light your cigar in the club with a dollar bill.....

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Non-brilliant way to ask a girl to prom!

Middle-eastern guy asks girl out wearing fake suicide vest, gets suspended and can't attend prom with his date! https://gma.yahoo.com/teen-suspended-fake-bomb-vest-prom-proposal-stands-012342422--abc-news-parenting.html

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Weekends or weekdays?

If you are a solo clubgoer and don't know any regular dancers, are you better off going to club on weekends or weekdays? Weekends should have more dancers, but also more customers. So it may be tough to…

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Dachshund system working!

Took my little buddy to the dog park and he played a bit with some bully breed (friendly pit bull cross)! While the playing was going on I had a nice chat with a curly haired blonde with nice tits!…

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Anyone know how Facebook tries to match up suggested friends?

I think they may track Internet search history. That would explain why one dancer I clicked on out of the Atlanta area is still showing up on a suggested friends list after a whole month. I think if you click on someone…

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Getting Greedy Now

So we know that as a general population, strippers are fckn greedy, and well, so are PL's. I took one back to her place last weekend, and the following days it didn't take long for her to text me about…

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OT: 4got2usethepapers update!

Little 4got is mostly being a good puppy, but we had an incident last night where the little guy used the rug as his piddle place shortly after we got back in the house! Probably no more than 10 minutes…

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Industry strip club Paradise Showgirls settles lawsuit with lesbian denied acces

http://www.sgvtribune.com/social-affairs/20150424/industry-strip-club-paradise-showgirls-settles-lawsuit-with-lesbian-denied-access

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PP Greenville

Does any know if PP in Greenville is still open?

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Decided to swing on Monday for...

Decided to swing on Monday for lunch. Was really surprised to find the place very slow. The club only had about 8 girls walking around, granted some might have been tied up with…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

It was my first time at...

It was my first time at a strip club in SD. I've only been to ones in Vegas.This club seemed kind of run down. The girls were all about 6-8s and there was about 10…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

I'm shocked anyone goes back to...

I'm shocked anyone goes back to this club after one visit. Unless you've never been to any other strip club anywhere, why would you go back? There is virtually NO touching. It's all just watching…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

I probably showed up just after...

I probably showed up just after 10 ish or so... and they must have expected a bigger crowd because there were about 10, maybe more girls there... But only 2 other guys besides myself.…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Best club for the money in...

Best club for the money in Manhattan hands down. Drinks are pricey but if you tip well your server will take care of you. The girls are top-notch - the occasional 6 and the occasional…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Stopped in to Desi's after work....

Stopped in to Desi's after work. As usual the crowd was pretty sparse. Only 2 other guys than me and 2 dancers so that helps the odds. The first girl was a…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

This was a horrible place to...

This was a horrible place to go to!!!! A lot of dancers but they only talk to the people they want too. As a young professional minority I had a hard time speaking to any…

Green Door Lounge

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Living in Cheyenne, options are limited...This...

Living in Cheyenne, options are limited...This is really just a bar with a stage. More socializing takes place than traditional strip bars where people sit at a stage and tip. No private area…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Been checking out this club for...

Been checking out this club for a while now and am pretty much at the point where I am a local. Usually go on Friday or Saturday nights but have been there almost every night…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Went on a Sunday night around...

Went on a Sunday night around 8 pm. I drove around Akron and this appeared to be the only club open on a Sunday night. I went in. No cover. Spent $2.50 on a…

Club 69

Flint, Michigan

This place is a dump. ...

This place is a dump. I was in town for the weekend and figured I would try it out. The looks of the outside of the club should have told me enough.…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Had a great time when I...

Had a great time when I visited back in February. If you walk up to the stairs at the stage to tip the dancers interact with you unlike any place I've been before.(one of them…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Club is located off a little...

Club is located off a little side road. They had a valet but it was optional and the parking lot was pretty empty anyway on a Sunday evening around 8pm. Cover was $10, apparently it…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Went out to this club on...

Went out to this club on a Thursday night arriving around 8pm. First walk in and a very cute girl with short hair was on stage. Unfortunately she was trying out and left…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

After striking out at another club...

After striking out at another club across town, I decided to venture a bit away from my hotel based on reviews I read about PT's. I was not disappointed and glad I made the drive.…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Went on a Thursday night. The...

Went on a Thursday night. The usual girls were working. But I was hoping to see one that calls herself "Mia". Unfortunately she wasn't there. So I sat around tipped a few girls got a…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

You know it's bad when the...

You know it's bad when the strippers first words to you are "we have better looking girls in the back...whats your type?" But to be fair it was a Friday evening around 8pm when I…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place has changed a lot...

This place has changed a lot in the last couple of months. Not in a good way in my book. Definitely competing with Club Onyx. Hosts "events" several nights a week. Doesn't open until 4…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I stopped in about 4:30 on...

I stopped in about 4:30 on a Friday afternoon. This was the first time in about 3 months. I think 5 girls were working, I was black, 2 white, 2 brown. Only the black girl…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

So, first things first. This is...

So, first things first. This is probably still the best club in the area as far as strip clubs go... That being said, I do feel this place is a little tired/ I say that because…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First off I have decided after...

First off I have decided after visiting strip clubs in Vegas, I have it real good back home. The cover to get in was close to $50 as stated by others. This included the 2…

Sandy's

Tamaqua, Pennsylvania

The bar is located to the...

The bar is located to the right as you enter and the bathrooms are to the left when you enter. The room set up is typical - a rectangular area with 2 poles in…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I went to BLush strip club...

I went to BLush strip club with my friends on Saturday Night. It is located in Pittsburgh downtown. Cover charge was 20, since they had feature dancer Lisa Ann coming over there. This one…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I went to Savannah's on a...

I went to Savannah's on a Saturday shortly after they opened. It was pretty empty with about 5 girls on the line up. Cover was $10 and bar prices were fair ($3) for…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Better quality of girls than I...

Better quality of girls than I expected, place had some energy and definitely better than the club that was there before. This club gets crowded on weekends.Talked to numerous dancers, they seem to have previous…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

If you like them heavy, then...

If you like them heavy, then I think this place is worth a shot. For a dive type joint, it is a bit expensive. It costs $15 to get in the door, and…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

I've been avoiding this particular club...

I've been avoiding this particular club as it's been sub-par the last few times I've visited it. But my friend wanted to hit up a strip club, and he lives close by so this…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

I stopped by Vanity today to...

I stopped by Vanity today to see the feature act Bonnie Rotten. I timed my arrival to 5 minutes before the midnight showing. The two for one before the feature had just started,…

Nick's Cabaret

Westerville, Ohio

Went to the club with my...

Went to the club with my wife about 8 pm. Happy hour was going on so the prices were reasonable. There was less than 10 patrons at the time. The club now…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I wrapped up some business in...

I wrapped up some business in downtown Phoenix a little early, and had a hour or two to kill before heading back to the east valley. It took me about 1/2 second to decide…

Babydoll Go Go Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Been to this place numerous times...

Been to this place numerous times over the years. It is only a night time place. Don't think it's open before 9pm. It's on a busy street in downtown Paterson. Lots of shady characters all…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I went to the club while...

I went to the club while my car was getting fixed. It was down the road from the shop. Easy walk when I went over. They have a parking lot wich is nice since downtown…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Best club in the city. Always...

Best club in the city. Always has the hottest girls too. There is no pressure to get dances from the ladies as they will simply ask and walk away. The beer is like $6…

Kooler

Lloydminster, Alberta

This place is like an oasis...

This place is like an oasis in the dessert! Walk into this plain looking building and you are astounded to see pretty girls getting naked! The stage shows ranged from slow and seductive to downright…

Club K5 Relax

Prague, Czechia

I went to K5 about a...

I went to K5 about a month ago, and had an amazing time with one of their dancers. I entered the club and was given the choice of either selecting a girl for a…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Returned to Florida after a business...

Returned to Florida after a business trip to New York so had been away for a while. Stopped by Biggins and was sorry to hear that my regular go-to girl (F****) had relocated to Michigan,…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This place I like to pop...

This place I like to pop in a few times a year, because in general I see better looking girls compared to other places. Yet somehow the system of corralling the PL I'm not a…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I have not been to Flashers...

I have not been to Flashers in several years but heard that one of my all time favorites left another club to go to Flashers. After a short visit on a late Monday afternoon…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

This is a summary of my...

This is a summary of my last 3 visits. Visited three of the last 4 Saturdays... they were all pretty similar, Arrived around 9 or 10 each time. Fairly crowded, but always…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

This place is still a nice...

This place is still a nice club (I've only been to a few, but I have enjoyed myself here), but the decor does feel a little tired. The could do with some new paint,…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

I had a very short trip...

I had a very short trip to YYZ last month. Took a rental car and headed straight to Allure SPA. I didn't have an appointment. There was a very nice lady at the counter. She…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Was in New York on business...

Was in New York on business and decided to stretch the trip into a long weekend to catch up on Broadway shows. Managed to squeeze in a couple of visits to Flashdancers over the weekend…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

After a less than stellar visit...

After a less than stellar visit to the Hip Hugger I stopped at the soon to be Platinum Dolls in Lexington. This was Wednesday the 22nd of April. I paid the $3 cover and…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went Ineed to the club at...

Went Ineed to the club at 10.30. Looking to find a little relief after the long week. I was a member of the club so I got in for free. walk in and get a…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

After the titty tape on display...

After the titty tape on display at the IR, I headed up the street. Too early for cover, so in quick. Walked over to the north bar, was waiting for a beertender when…

Silver Dollar Bar

Aberdeen, South Dakota

I went into the Silver Dollar...

I went into the Silver Dollar because I was up in Aberdeen on work business and figured why not check it out. I was there during the fall hunting season, and usually in South…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

Stopped by around 3 just to...

Stopped by around 3 just to see what was going on. There was only 3 girls working and just a couple of guest. A very young, attractive dancer wanted to go right to…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Decided to try this one out...

Decided to try this one out when in Erie at the casino. Usually go to Partners as it is closer to home but they both have Friday matinees. Unfortunately Kandys ends at 3pm and I…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Wander over to Mickey's after an...

Wander over to Mickey's after an year long absence. Girls were mixed, most cute, young and A or B Cup. I short C Cup that was busy eating lunch but would have been…

Carmen's

Gahanna, Ohio

This is not a strip club,...

This is not a strip club, it is a massage parlor with extras. Went there looking for the extras, was led to a cold room by the only girl working there who took my money…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

I had another tuscl account a...

I had another tuscl account a while ago so don't think this is fake just forgot the information. WARNING: look at their arms. It's sad Kathy and George have hired some ugly girls lately. I've…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Girls were in plenty and all...

Girls were in plenty and all different sizes. The bartender was very crazy and screamed a lot. But he had a young lady with blue hair who jumped up on stage in a dress. I…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Cleo didn't disappoint. After visiting...

Cleo didn't disappoint. After visiting 5 or 6 downtown Montreal strip clubs, I found one that has some great mileage! I thought the others offered good mileage (full contact for 10$ dances, but…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

I stopped in about 4:30...

I stopped in about 4:30 on a wednesday afternoon. This was the first time in about 3 months. i donot remember the entrance fee. i think 15$.. u get 2 drinks with that. I…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I was near Philly so I...

I was near Philly so I first stopped by Cheerleaders. It was about 12:30 and there were only two dancers and no customers. One dance and left -- headed down the highway to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Haven't seen to many Sunday reviews...

Haven't seen to many Sunday reviews so I thought I'd share my thoughts. Easy valet parking and cost check, main stage and side stage and bar all with poles where multiple girls are dancing on…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I reviewed this club earlier this...

I reviewed this club earlier this year, but I have gone several times since and have some new thoughts and insights that others might find helpful. First, the only bad news--there seem to be several…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon....

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon. Waiting to head out on a flight and had several hours to wait. My wife and her good friend were with me as well. First time…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I go here often enough to...

I go here often enough to be considered a regular. And I have visited most times and days except for mid-afternoon M-F. The club has 2 bars and 2 stages but the back…

Coz's Eight Ball Lounge

Cadillac, Michigan

Same ole place after many years,...

Same ole place after many years, basic dive bar. All new decent looking ladies, all the old strung out ones are gone. The talent is much more attractive than the last time I was…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

I've heard a lot about blondies...

I've heard a lot about blondies and dollies (across the street), so I tried them both. I must say I was pleased with blondies. The building does not leave a overwhelmingly good impression,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times before. It is hit or miss but when you hit here, it goes a long long way. Most of the girls here would be lucky to get anyone's…

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

It was late, I couldn't decide...

It was late, I couldn't decide whether to go to a new massage parlor or a Strip Club. I didn't have much cash so I thought I might get more mileage at a club. I…

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Wednesday night. There were not many dancers on shift. The ones there were mostly Latinas and white. The club is on the small side, but the setup is nice.…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

So it's been awhile since I've...

So it's been awhile since I've been to a club or wrote a review I'm a bit rusty so go easy on me. Lol Okay so dames and games is a nice club very polished and…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I went to Golddiggers last night....

I went to Golddiggers last night. I arrived at about 1am. Typical hood spot just the way I like them. Haha. I'd say there were about 15 girls there. 2 real nice phat asses. One…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was back in Vegas this...

I was back in Vegas this past week and went back to the OG on Thursday afternoon. The club continues to be a good spot for some dances with hands on attention during the afternoons.…

Club Super Contact

Montréal, Quebec

From the name I was expecting...

From the name I was expecting some super contact. They should rename Club Sort of Contact. Paid the door guy to get in and went up the dark stair case. One of the things…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

The club gives a feel of...

The club gives a feel of a hip hop night club. In the main room its 1 big stage usually with multiple dancers on it. There is a couple VIP rooms but the bouncer is…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Spearmint Rhino is still one of...

Spearmint Rhino is still one of the best clubs in the county! After you walk in and are blinded by the pure darkness of the club, you will be surprised when a hand slips…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Went here with a buddy one...

Went here with a buddy one night little ways back. Not looking to do anything other than just chill out, but maybe grab a beer and relax. Pretty dark, with a long stage in the…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Stopped by on a Sunday...

Stopped by on a Sunday night around 8 pm. I hear that the club was recently renovated to bring a sports bar feel to it. There is one main stage with dancers and the…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

In SLC on business with a...

In SLC on business with a few hours to kill before a meeting. Large parking area off busy street. No cover during lunch, although they did swipe drivers license which is annoying. Decent snack menu.…

Carmen's

Gahanna, Ohio

I visted this place in January....

I visted this place in January. It was clean and fun. Great services not to much. Does offer extras if you want to pay. Have to pay to play here. Byob so theres that. I…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Top notch experience. Perhaps one...

Top notch experience. Perhaps one of the best strip club experiences I have ever had and perhaps due to largely to the moderate volume of the music. And great wings. Now if…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Layout on this club has been...

Layout on this club has been described in detail in previous reviews - nothing new. Very small club with one back bar and dance floor as soon as you enter the club. Lap…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

This place is one of the...

This place is one of the best ratchet holes in florida. Ya it looks run down but the value and the entertainers where superb. Drinks were cheaper than the night club I was at the…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped here with a large group...

Stopped here with a large group of friends around 10PM. Location is right off the highway with ample parking. Inside the place is in great shape with some of the best looking girls I’ve seen…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

I stopped in to this bar...

I stopped in to this bar for the 1st time since it closed. There was a nice crowd...bar seating was 3/4 occupied, tables were completely full. Most dancers were good looking. Beer was reasonably priced. Was…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

This is my first time here....

This is my first time here. All dancers are easy on the eyes. Normas and Hustlers are considered to be best in area, however, I like how all of these girls look. All here have…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Felt like changing things up some,...

Felt like changing things up some, usually visit Lust but thought I would give Trophy another try,. There is no cover before 10pm. Overall the girls were pretty good, no stunners but a…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

I visit Greenville frequently and usually...

I visit Greenville frequently and usually hit Lust when I do. Only complaint is the music is way too loud and I'm already deaf! I find it hard to carry on a conversation.…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I last visited my favorite club...

I last visited my favorite club last Friday. I went up to see my current favorite. If you haven't been to Paradise Saloon before then you are missing out. The girls…

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Funeral strippers?

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/27289652/strippers-at-funerals-a-grave-offence-say-chinese-authorities/

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A WTF moment and a funny moment at the club today

First the WTF moment...I went to my usual club today. I was with my current favorite for about an hour and a half. I didn't have enough cash on me for FS in the VIP so I was hoping I…

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The world may never be the same again

A few days ago I posted a question about how to deal with arranging an OTC date with a dancer that I affectionately refer to as amazing slut. Basically the responses fell along two lines. First was my usual…

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I'ts Friday

Are you planning to SC tonight ?

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Simple Question

How many beers does it take to get you drunk? I googled that and was surprised by some of the answers.

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Does she pass the test?

Say you're in a club that offers 20 buck nude dances (amount of contact is YMMV depending of which girl it is). You're not in the mood for VIP, you just maybe want to get some dances, but you're not…

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I was wrong .....

Like many of you, I'm a slightly older guy, conservative, kind of set in my ways, convinced that I'm right about most things. So it's extremely humbling to find out something about which I have been totally wrong my entire…

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Have you ever had dreams with strippers in them?

I did last night. They closed down Platinum and I ran into one of those poor dancers that used to work there. She wanted to go home with me. Being a good guy and since she was…

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How to attend a Strip Club like a Gentleman by Alpha M

I always follow this guy, initially because he has good style (to an extent) and he's pretty funny. Just found a video he did that I thought he'd never do: about strip clubs. Enjoy it folks and see what you

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New outfits and new pics :)

I got some new outfits hope you all like them. I had a great night at work last night and made a killing :) http://imgbox.com/g/hiZs3YbPn9

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Christie Brinkley and Me

Christie Brinkley and I have a lot in common. We're both in our 60's. But for some strange reason our romance has never blossomed. I will always treasure the memory of my date with Christie.…

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The Church of our Lady of TUSCL

Sex club seeks Nashville blessing by vowing to be a church http://www.seattlepi.com/news/us/article/Sex-club-seeks-Nashville-blessing-by-vowing-to-be-6221155.php

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, Louisiana

My first Dixie Divas experience had...

My first Dixie Divas experience had been about a year earlier, and I can't say that it did anything to facilitate my return. I'd met a great looking Latina dancer who said she'd "be right…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Had a rough day of work,...

Had a rough day of work, being told about a house that I fell in love with was in contract as I was gonna go see it for the 2nd time and put an offer…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Went here after a 5 year...

Went here after a 5 year absence on a rainy evening around 8PM with only about 5 customers. Girls dance on stage in middle of bar, with large wraparound bar physically separate from the dancers,…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Went during Masters week. And you...

Went during Masters week. And you can turn the clock back to 1975 once you enter the Discotheque. The decor there looks like it hasn't changed these girls grandmas danced there. I fully expected to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

My go-to club for the last...

My go-to club for the last year. More compact than Coliseum but higher-end setting. See my previous reviews for the details of the club. My update is regarding my visit today: Arrived earlier than usual around…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

I've been to this club before,...

I've been to this club before, but this time I went both in the early evening (5:30-7) and then again after midnight, until the club closed oddly at 2AM! That is one of the only…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Composite trip report, 3 different early...

Composite trip report, 3 different early spring visits. (1 peak night, 1 mid-afternoon weekday, 1 off-peak night). There have been no changes in pricing since my last review (Dec 2014), but I had a larger…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Decided to give this place a...

Decided to give this place a try on a Saturday as it isn’t too far from where I live and I was bored. I am glad I went. The neighborhood it is in can…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

I'm officially done with this club....

I'm officially done with this club. It has the most potential in the state. It is a beautiful club. It supposedly has nude dancers. It used to be a great place to visit. Then Silk…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi-Liter adventures Wed night 4/22 After meeting...

Hi-Liter adventures Wed night 4/22 After meeting a friend nearby and my Chiropractor.. thought would stop in for a brief visit to Hi-Liter since it's been awhile. Arrived about 5PM and was quite packed but…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

So my buddy and I decided...

So my buddy and I decided to visit MBOT during a work trip on Wednesday after catching the LA-SF baseball game. The entrance fee was 40 bucks each, which in my view was excessive.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my first strip club...

This was my first strip club visit. I came here with my boyfriend, and my mind was blown. I'm not sure if it's because it was my first experience or what but everything was like…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Arrived on a Saturday night around...

Arrived on a Saturday night around 10:30 PM. Honestly, it was a bit more dead than I expected. There were probably 20 customers and about half that number is dancers. The problem…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Conveniently located in the heart of...

Conveniently located in the heart of downtown and near all the major hotels. I've already been here twice and like the vibe. The ladies will come over and talk to you, especially if…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

After reading reviews of various Tampa...

After reading reviews of various Tampa area clubs, I decided to give Mons Venus a try. When I walked in - and paid the cover charge - I looked around to get a sense of…

Blush

Commack, New York

Went in with the boys after...

Went in with the boys after hours. No cover when I went there but of course it was dead so that would explain in. Second I sit down I was forced to buy a drink.…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Went a few Fridays ago around...

Went a few Fridays ago around 11ish. If your used to urban environments, downtown Paterson where Caberet is located isn't too bad. I hardly ever find street parking on Cianci but there's a municipal lot…

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StripperWeb validates what I've been saying the last two years.

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?199879-Are-those-days-ever-going-to-come-back Any of you familiar with my post know how much I've railed against how ghetto strip clubs have become since rap/hiphop culture has taken over strip clubs. Now the strippers are blaming the decline of strip clubs on everything except…

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OT: NASDAQ Closes at All-Time High

OMG! OMG! It's just a bubble! Get out now before it's too late!

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Is "Slut" a term of endearment now?

Is "Slut" a term of endearment now? Meet hot dancer that insisted that I call her a slut while she was dancing for me, and every time I did it she grabbed my junk. Sort of a turn on talking…

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Who says you can't have fun in groups?

Met up with Jabberwock, Verybigdawg, and Bubb267 at Follies this afternoon and we had a blast. The girls wouldn't leave us alone. They wanted to be part of the party.

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“she just gave me a condescending smile and walked away”

Piggybacking on ATACdawg’s thread about dancers not doing LDs. From a recent review of Men’s Club of Dallas: ################## Never went to this club in its heyday, but thought that I would do some reconnaissance for viewing the fight next Saturday. I called…

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illegal activities

For me it started out going to strip clubs and finding tuscl to learn how to master the art of paying bitches for da sex Now Ive discovered pokerdiy a poker site very similar to tuscl but it targets poker players looking…

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Craziest non-sexual things you've personally witnessed the club

I was at one of SE Portland's many dive clubs last night and saw something I've never seen before. One of the girls got really drunk and fell off her shoes while getting on stage. The owner was there and…

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u choose

Totally private room; $30 to the house $100 to the dancer for 15 minutes nude, full contact better than you can believe. Add ons: FS $400, Bj $200. HJ - u decide tip, but lets say $25.

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Under - Side - Head On?

OK Gents Besides have a full set of neekid hooters in your face, which of the three views gets your motor running the quickest? Under? Side? Or Just Plain Old Head-On Cleavage? Under: http://thechive.com/2011/02/04/under-boob-is-my-personal-renewable-energy-source-24-photos/ Side & Under: http://thechive.com/2011/10/28/side-vs-under-the-battle-wages-on-33-photos/ Cleavage; http://thechive.com/2011/06/09/cleavage-aka-st-peters-gates-41-photos/

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PP-Greenville Update

I don't know if anyone posted this yet, but here is an updated link to the Greenville, SC newspaper about the "investigations" going on @ PP. http://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/crime/2015/04/22/platinum-plus-greenville-strip-club-sheriff/26192183/ I guess we'll know more later today.

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Breasturant Food

Is it true that food at places like Hooters, Tilted kilt, Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy is so bad they have to use hot scantily clad servers to sell it?

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Colorado & Legal Pot

I was looking at an article the other day about the unintended consequences of pot legalization in Colorado. The article was about the issues the ski areas are having with stoned skiers and boarders. Before pot smoking was done quietly,…

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Can't the dead have a just A LITTLE fun???

;) https://www.yahoo.com/news/strippers-funerals-grave-offence-chinese-authorities-004043807.html

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Funniest strip club song

What's the funniest or strangest song you've ever watched a stripper dance to on stage? I would have to go with Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song" at the old Malibu Bay club in Urbana, IL back in the 90s.…

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I want to go to Tampa and visit the spaceship place!

This looks brilliant! www.mandatory.com/2014/04/30/10-of-the-worlds-weirdest-strip-clubs/ How many of you have been to the spaceship place? Once little 4got2usethepapers is housebroken I need to do a road trip!

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How many of you guys have pups?

i just got a dachshund puppy! His alias right now is 4got2usethepapers and we've become good buds! He's cute as heck and he's going to help me pick up pretty girls in the park! ;)

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LUBA from AJ'S in Secaucus

Does anyone know if Luba still works at AJ'S in Secaucus? I cant remember her "dancer" name but I want to say it started with an F.

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where have you seen dancers getting the most in stage tips

For me it was Centerfolds Boston. Strictly no touching anything on the girls anywhere at any time no matter how much you pay club. But the women were stunningly gorgeous. Since guys weren't getting overpriced air dances…

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YOUR Perfect Club

OK, You hear there is a club that would be perfect for you. A club with no parking fee, no cover, no restroom troll, hot barmaid, great bouncers, $3 beers, $5 liquor, nice decor, full of hot Asian dancers, think…

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Lunacy

Women all over the place are being arrested for having sex with men and teenage boys. WTF! You can't be a victim if the "crime" fulfills your fantasy. Why are we wasting resources pursuing women just because…

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Maybe sharkhunter is right

about the aliens http://dailym.ai/1GjbpPY

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Say WHAT??????

I had a new experience tonight. My ATF had just left the club so when a very hot dancer came by after her set I asked if she was still open for lap dances (It was near the end…

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Turns out she was right.....

She saved the flag from assholes. I don't what court makes the rules, but some offensive behavior should not be covered by Free Speech. Or tolerated. What? A jerk stomping on the flag of his country is a dangerous rabble…

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Denver

I'm going to be in Denver in a bit to go pot shopping. I don't have a lot of time, but probably a couple of hours in the evening to chill at a single club. i've never been to a…

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Flint so poor

they burning closed strip clubs! http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2015/04/large_blaze_at_former_strip_cl.html#incart_gallery

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Hong Kong Gentlemans club

Has anyone who post on here regularly ever been to the Hong Kong club in Mexico? I keep seeing reviews for it on this site and it seems almost too good to be true, girl wise, price wise and the ability…

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Is this a funny TUSCL name or what

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=402310

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Ha ha ha ha ha....

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/04/22/sandra-bullock-named-people-world-most-beautiful-woman/?intcmp=features

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Is this a GILF?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-grandma-bikini-arrested-dui-grandson-car-article-1.2193540

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Tulsa OK

Just because

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Which way is best

I know this issue has been discussed at some level previously, but I may face the issue again shortly and I am uncharacteristically undecided as to how to proceed. The question is: when setting up an OTC date and agreeing upon…

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OT: Nikkie Closes above 20,000 Shanghai Comp Up Over 115% Since October

October, of course, being when stevie-girl and The Economist warned about what a dire situation the world economy, and China, Japan, and Europe in particular were in. Really good call, stevie-girl. Really good call.

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Texas holdem No Limit night at the strip club

A review is in the making of this visit just wanted to kick out a quicky to get the pot on tuscl something to chat about Got free admission just because i was a poker player lol....free entry and fake chip…

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Same convo four times.

There's a dancer at my club who I've chatted with four times in the last two months. Each time it's been clear that she didn't remember me, even when we had the exact same conversation about what I do…

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Do you remember

Doogie Houser MD?

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The change machine...

If only I had the guts to always say what's on my mind, sometimes I score other times I get into big trouble... I live in a college town, and today I was at the grocery store and two college girls…

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"Full House" Coming Back

Episode 1: Uncle Jesse gets fired as a judge on American Idol and checks into rehab. Episode 2: Danny gets treatment for prostate cancer. Episode 3: Joey gets married in a gay wedding ceremony Episode…

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charlotte nc

Anyone here with the scoop on the charlotte scene? Looking to venture out a bit since with all that's going down in the Columbia and Greenville clubs any visit would seem pretty low yield in the near future. I'm not sure…

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Which would you prefer 50 lbs over weight or 50 lbs under weight.

I've always heard "the closer to the bone the sweeter the meat" and I have never heard of a dancer being refused a job or fired for being skinny. One of the best cock suckers I have ever run…

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Anyone else notice non reviewers who know everything in discussion

Hey, am I the only one who has noticed this? Although san_jose_guy has never reviewed a club, he seams to be an expert on all things related, often ranting on for pages in the discussion forums. I've also…

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NYC SC EXTRAS

Well I've toured most clubs surrounding Manhattan simply because from most reviews it seems that the clubs inside Manhattan don't offer good mileage. Was wondering if anyone has any intel or go to's in the big city where extras are…

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Anybody know where crazyjoe is?

Denver police have surrounded an area outside of PT's Showclub in the southwest part of the city on Tuesday morning, officials said and images from a television news helicopter show. Officers arrived at the scene at about 7:15 a.m. The helicopter…

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Gun Control

Using both hands on the gun.

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Fight Crime

Shoot back.

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Lawsuit against Platinum Plus details allegations

http://www.wyff4.com/news/lawsuit-against-platinum-plus-details-allegations/32470384 "Solicitor William Walter Wilkins III, on behalf of the State of South Carolina, claims strippers performed “lewd and lascivious” acts, including oral sex, touching themselves and then putting fingers in front of customers’ noses and in their mouths, as well…

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OT: Income Inequality Part II

I must say I was pretty surprised at the number of people who think that income inequality is a major problem in the US when I started this thread: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=34367 I'm not really convinced that it is a problem. I think it's…

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Asking for more than a dance?

I've always been curious about this. Should people go to strip clubs expecting the potential for this to happen? Some girls simply say no but others claim they can't because the club has security cameras. I've never been sure if…

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She told me...

First - new to tuscl and seems like a great community Now the thread - unbelievable things the stripper has told you Over the weekend one told me "I havent been laid in two years"

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Gunfire breaks out during Linden{NJ} strip club brawl; 4 arrested

LINDEN — Four Middlesex County men were arrested after a fight outside Cheeque's Lounge left several clubgoers injured early Saturday morning, according to police. The brawl between two groups of men leaving the bar erupted shortly before 3 a.m., and an…

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Asian girls

There are lots of Asian girls in Asia.

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Definitions

What are the definitions to you of: low mileage, mid mileage, high mileage, very high mileage, ultra high mileage? Thoughts?

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Who's ready for a religious experience

http://www.local12.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/Tennessee-developers-pushing-to-open-swinger-39-s-club-church-117430.shtml When the developers of a swingers club were denied building permits the reclassified it as a church. The submitted the exact same plans but renamed the "dungeon" as a" choir room" and the "game room" as a "fellowship hall." Maybe we…

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Do you think a the number of people who forget to wipe goes up on 4/20?

You know, because they're so stoned! That would be brilliant! ;)

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Sitting At A Table Vs. The Bar

When my favorite barmaid is tending bar, that's where I sit. I've known her at least 15 years and we get along great (she's in her 50's and not available for dances). But when I'm at the bar watching the…

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Men need marriage

like a fish needs a bicycle. http://dailym.ai/1O6dshb

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OT: Big Poppas: The Athletes With the Most Children by the Most Women

http://www.complex.com/sports/2014/06/athletes-with-the-most-children-by-the-most-women/ The #s increase as you go down the list

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PIMP GAME

So again based on the ingenious suggestions from Nukam I have ventured into to the SC dive scene with the intention of hooking up with strippers. It's been tricky and expensive. So here's what I'm observing so far. If…

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Dancer Systems

My relationship with the DS has taught me quite a bit about the systems that dancers employ to get the most money possible from PLs. Here's one example. If a guy wants to do a VIP dance with…

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Follies Thu April 23

I am going to meet jabberwock there for his first visit to the club. Verybigdawg, Bubb267 & snowtime said that they would see if they can stop in. We should be meeting up around noon if anyone else cares to…

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Ode to my 50-year-old stripper

Quiet Saturday afternoon at the club and we meet again as we have so many times before: neighborly chat at the table, a little more cuddling and chat upon getting to the couches and then three songs of intense grinding…

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Need new ideas for stage music and costumes/outfits

Looking for ideas to spice up my routine. I feel like its getting boring with the same old 1st song topless second song naked blah blah blah routine. I want some new tunes or new outfits to change things up…

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Feature Dancers

Do you like the porn Feature Dancers? I saw a feature last night, mostly by accident (was at the club, and didn't realize there was a feature that night). I've always found them underwhelming, and it's always amused…

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Strip Club Habits

Wondering how I compare with others....(A scientific survey. LOL) How much do you, on average, spend at a strip club? Do you save up for one big blow out once in awhile or go often but spend smaller amounts of money? How…

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The World Would be a Better Place If...

1. The Designated Hitter Rule was banned. 2. McDonald's would bring back the McSkillet Burrito 3. Piercings, Tattoos, and Cell Phones were banned in strip clubs.

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OT: Income Inequality

So apparently Hilary now wants to convince us that she is really, deep down, just an everyday, average gal who really relates to and is eager to fight for the middle class. Because her campaign workers said that's what she…

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She's got more balls than most men I know

http://dailym.ai/1DynPlY

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4/20/15

420 is Monday boys!!! What are you doing to celebrate? Smoke be thick above Civic Center Park

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Comments

Has anyone made it to 20,000 Comments? If not, who will be the first?

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Crazy Horse in SF

Did this club used to be called Market Street Cinena a few years ago?I'm watching what appears to be a rerun of Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel and that name doesn't show on the list. Just curious.

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Richmond Virginia clubs

I just got tickets to the Nascar race in Richmond next weekend with some folks from work. Not sure if I'll have a chance to get to any clubs while I'm there since we will be driving in from Cincinnati…