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The System, how to pay hookers for sex

san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Sunday, April 26, 2015 2:16 PM
1. Learn those investing skills. In the New World Order these are the only skills which will matter. 2. Follow @Dougster and get in on the Boom of 2015 which is just starting so that you too can join the top 1%. You don't want to miss out or you'll be eating dog food. 3. Tell everyone else that Citizenship Pay is coming, along with other downward wealth transfers like the chance to take Art History classes. Remind them that as they have just been handed the Affordable Care Act, they shouldn't have anything to complain about. Remind them that the Investors have earned their positions by making money, so they must be listened to. Tell them that for now they must be content with doing as they are told, and that they should vote for Michael Bloomberg for President. 4. Contact SJG for the very finest in high end hookers, available from coast to coast. SJG

21 comments

  • Dougster
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    9 years ago
    Funny stuff, SJG! I'm luvin' it!
  • JamesSD
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    9 years ago
    Micheal Bloomberg would be labeled a RINO and never make it through the invisible primary.
  • Dougster
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    9 years ago
    Michael Blomberg is 40:1. Only slightly worse than Great White Hope Liz Warren. I'd vote for either one them. Just not that Hilary bitch.
  • Josh43
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    9 years ago
    4." Contact SJG for the very finest in high end hookers, available from coast to coast." -------------------- That's quite a surprise SJG, and I never pictured you as a pimp. From what I understand you should do quite well in that profession, and I doubt you'll ever be eating dog food.
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Great thread. Very original
  • jestrite50
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    9 years ago
    SJG What % of the hookers fee do you get for financial counseling. ???
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    When you're the Sheriff of San Jose, you can do what you want with the AMP girls
  • Dougster
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    9 years ago
    Lol!
  • warhawks
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    9 years ago
    San Jose has a sheriff? lol.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    forgot one step: 5. When you run into people, like in San Jose, living 10 to a room and sleeping in shifts, and others regularly employed, but having to live in their cars, just tell them that Ray Kurzweil's Singularity is just around the corner and that in the mean time @Dougster is making sure that the trains run on time and that the streets are kept swept. :) SJG How a Sex Strike Propelled Men to Refuse War [view link] Changes in San Francisco, less Deja Vu, less structure, more GFE, more shit holes, more fun? [view link] Family blacksheeping, child abuse, disinheritance laws, ground zero Louisiana [view link] Disinheritance Law Kindles Passion in Louisiana [view link] Street Car Named Desire, Napoleonic Code Ann Margaret and Treat Williams [view link]
  • Dougster
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    9 years ago
    You're a funny guy, SJG!
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    . SJG
  • Dougster
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    9 years ago
    Lol!
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    6. As you learn investing skills and start your upwards ascent towards the top 1%, no women will ever be good enough for you, so it will always be, "paying hookers for sex". SJG
  • Dougster
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    9 years ago
    Josh's sister is good enough for me.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Dougster's method is actually very simple. Just walk into the strip club and let your eyes adjust to the dark, and then look for the stripper reading either Bloomberg's or Ray Kurzweil SJG.
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    Makes me uncomfortable to see Dougster and SJG making out like this in public. Get a room.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    JS69, have you finally noticed that staple in the center of your Dream Stripper? SJG
  • DoctorPhil
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    9 years ago
    ^^^^^ this coming from a gravy drinking basement dwelling clueless imbecile. lol
  • Dougster
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    9 years ago
    SJG: "Just walk into the strip club and let your eyes adjust to the dark, and then look for the stripper reading either Bloomberg's or Ray Kurzweil" If that ever happens I will get married. :-)
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    So our friend in Manhattan finally lost his Rolls Royce, no gas money. Actually he was trying to meet SJG at Sights in Newark, but Chris Christy had closed the bridge. So our friend had no more money for gas, and so it got towed. But don't worry. Just like his friend Donald Trump who resurrected himself via a television show, our friend has got a new television program of his own, late night on cable: "How To Pay Hookers For Sex". I am hoping I might be able to work for him, as a field researcher. SJG Casino Capitalism [view link]
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