Future sex

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Older than dirt
Today's Wall Street Journal has an article which states in part, ...in just 10 or 15 years - there will be robots that will look and feel incredibly lifelike, robots with which you can cuddle and have sex. You'll be able to design your perfect mate..." I wonder if they'll come with self cleaning vaginas? What do you think? Easier than a strip club? Will your wife have one with the dimensions she wants?

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Clubber
10 years ago
People talk of virtual reality. We are not even close. We have arrived when you can not tell the difference in the real or fake. Don't think it will happen other than with manipulation of the brain.
JamesSD
10 years ago
10 to 15 years sounds optimistic.
GACA
10 years ago
Ya virtual reality will come first, and it's a good 4 years till it matures enough for mass production. But say goodbye to strip clubs because porn is going to be amah-zing!!!
tumblingdice
10 years ago
It will be just like a stripper with a heroin habit.
grand1511
10 years ago
Been there, done that with plenty of robotic dances from uninspired strikers over the last 25-30 years
shadowcat
10 years ago
In 10-15 years I'll take whatever I can get, if I can even still do it. :)
mikeya02
10 years ago
Of course LDK will go for the Grind-O-Matic 3000 (stripper version)
PhantomGeek
10 years ago
Fembots would probably still exile me to the Friend Zone.
warhawks
10 years ago

Yeah. I've had some mechanical blow jobs already at clubs. lol
ididthisonce
10 years ago
Grind-O-Matic 3000 - Sounds like we have another Tool Time / Tim Allen / Home Improvement fan. I admit to watching that show and getting a kick over all the Bindford souped up versions. The show was really created to be bookends for cameo appearances by Pamela Anderson and Debbie Dunning.
Dolfan
10 years ago
I think we're a hell of a lot more than 10-15yrs from lifelike sex robots, but we might be 10-15 years away from something that's good enough to cause strippers to have to compete somehow. I'm not so sure I'd take advantage of a robo-pussy, but if the availability of such a thing put a big dent in demand and either price or quality of real, living strippers went improved I'd certainly appreciate that.
ilbbaicnl
10 years ago
Good thing I'll probably be dead. Futanari creeps me out majorly just as cartoons.
chandler
10 years ago
How long does the Wall Street Journal say it'll take to program these stripbots to dish out SS and lose their cell phones every month? And they better be developing abusive loser robot boyfriends for them or else nobody will believe they are "incredibly lifelike".
warhawks
10 years ago
^^^ Wouldn't you just love to see a good Fembot cat fight? lol.
Complete with fake hair pulling and hitting each other with their stiletto heels?

It would be funny to walk into a club and all the robots were smoking and playing on their phones... Or maybe in the bathroom snorting coke? Or sitting in the dressing room with the house mom trying on new outfits?
Can robots have their own regulars?
I wonder if we can get a (computer) virus if we go bareback with them? ;)
chandler
10 years ago
Of course, whenever the sex robots are released, there's an incredibly lifelike pimp robot waiting for them, ready to turn them out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HLw4ggX…
sharkhunter
10 years ago
I've already had conversations online with some AI. The AI even claimed I was the AI and they were human. Sounds like robot stripper shit to me.
I even had some AI cheat on me while I was playing against it. They are makng AI more human all the time.
shailynn
10 years ago
robot sex partners - Dolfan can finally get laid!!!!!!! Yay
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