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Finding a Diamond in a Strip Club

Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:00 AM
We've all been there your at the club and there is a ten on stage (OK 8 my standards are pretty low). In your mind the game has begun. As you walk up to the stage you prepare to scream your opening line. There you are about to fuck up your entire night. Think about it by dropping a stack then asking for some post dance attention she has all the power. Now the tips set out are not for people who have a strict type for you guys I'm sorry but the blonde with a c cup and a southern draw in a Texas club is going to be in high demand. But if you are open to all types and I still have your attention read on 1. Let her scope you out Keep an eye on whom is keeping an eye on you. We humans have a sixth sense for knowing when we're being watched 2 Sit at a goddamned table I never understood the allure of bar seating at a titty bar. If your at the bar it's probably going to be crowded.Not to mention if your approached she will be sitting on the opposite stool not your lap. This will be important later 3 Pay attention to who comes and goes The one in the pink that has been to five tables already and gotten 0 dances. Ya she's your girl. just shoot her your best seductive gaze.she'll find you soon enough 4 Be innocent but calculating OK if she is on your lap place your hand on a non sexual body part almost as if your helping her keep balance. If she is at the chair opposite you just a hand on the shoulder. Feel if she shys away or if she stays relaxed you want the ladder. 5 Buy her a drink and take notes Strippers know you have a predetermined amount you plan to spend and they want all of it. Buy her a drink if she orders top shelf brands ( no smirnoff is NOT top shelf you cheap basted think grey goose, kettle one) you know she is in it for the good time but if she orders smirnoff or ciroc or if you hit the holy grail domestics you know she is in make money mode. 6 Yes you still have to ask about rules Although if the girl meets the criteria you should be pleasantly surprised by what you here. These are not 100 percent guaranteed but in my experience the girl who is invited to sit while on stage will typically give the worst dance. Good luck and happy hunting

11 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    With all due respect; but WTF? It sounds as if you are trying to pick up a chick at a singles bar. The main allure/function of a strip club is that one does not have to jump thru hoops “to get a girl”. Strip clubs are business and are about $$$ - if one spends the required-amount/going-rate one usually gets what one wants (if it's the the type of club w/o restrictions). IMO no need for all this psycho-analysis - do you jump thru all these hoops when ordering from the girl at the register at McDonald's? i.e. similar to McDonald's SCs are just a business transaction.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    “... Keep an eye on whom is keeping an eye on you ...” I go to the SCs to be entertained and relax; not to have my head on swivel about who's watching me. If a dancer is interested in me she'll either approach me or I'll approach her if I'm interested. “... Sit at a goddamned table ...” This will probably get you the most attention but not all attention is good – I often sit at the bar and normally don't have an issue getting dancers' attention – when I sit at a table it seems 3/4 of the dancers that make themselves welcomed at my table are dancers I have no interest in and just end up wasting my time (and hers) and cockblocking me from the dancers I want – additionally it can get tiring having a dancer on one's lap – I find it better to sit on a barstool and be able to grab/touch/hug her while she stands in front of me. “... The one in the pink that has been to five tables already and gotten 0 dances. Ya she's your girl ...” The good dancers are often in demand; if she's constantly getting turned down it may be b/c of her bad looks or bad personality – not always the case though. “... Feel if she shys away or if she stays relaxed you want the ladder ...” Dancers are often a crapshoot – sometimes they act one way on the floor and differently in the dance area – but yeah; for me this last point does have some merit – if I'm interacting w/ a dancer and she does not let me touch her while we are talking; then often times I'll pass since I feel she'll be as cold in the dance area – but not necessarily always the case.
  • JamesSD
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    9 years ago
    WTF. I do agree with touching during the pitch. But none of your quasi accidental stuff. I intentionally touch her thigh. Every club has good and bad spots for front room interactions. But yeah, dancers approach the guys watching the dancers more than guys drinking at the bar watching tv. I don't buy drinks, but talk is free locally. If she wants my cash she needs to convince me to buy dances. I'm not sure if I totally agree with papi in terms of popularity = quality. I feel like a lot of PLs go solely on looks. The Hottest Girl In The Club usually has no issue selling dances. . And she's often low mileage.
  • georgmicrodong
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    9 years ago
    Your guidelines are not entirely without merit, but I think you've overcome aged it a bit. At the stage: "If you would like me to give you money, come sit with me." At the table/bar: "If you would like me to give you more money, I'd like to grope you during a lap dance or two." During the lap dance: "If you'd like me to give you more money, how do you feel about blowjobs in VIP?" During VIP: "How would you feel about not sharing the money I give you with the club, and meet me at my motel room for sex?"
  • georgmicrodong
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    9 years ago
    "overcome age it" should be "overcomplicated"
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    In a universe full of Systens, I'd put this one just a tiny step above wearing a white three piece suit and greasing bouncers. Keep working at it J. You'll get better with more experience.
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    Press "A" if brilliant Press "B" if not brilliant
  • motownkid
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    9 years ago
    Wow Man - you guys act like this is brain surgery - the beauty of the strip club is - you can have your own style - you got dollars and an ounce of personality - your usually good...
  • metaldude
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    9 years ago
    Sorry, but difficult read with little useful info. I did get a kick out of how you must like really tall girls since you said "you want the ladder".
  • Fundoc2015
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    9 years ago
    Well, it really depends on what your there for. A good time, do as you will. ACTUALLY PICK UP A DANCER? Well, you gotta play the game because women are complicated and just because she dances nude for money doesn't make her any less complicated in fact it makes her MORE COMPLICATED. I have a system similar to this and fellas, I get laid, by strippers! Not as often as I'd like mind you but I still get sheet time. Dancers are used to the guy with his tongue hanging out and tossing money like there's no tomorrow, but the guy who sits at a table and casually observes has a bit of mystery about him, he's not easy for her to get and THAT drives most women abso-fucking-lutely CRAZY! She'll ask herself why no one has given him a dance? Maybe he's an ass, maybe he's picky. Either way she will see something to be achieved. She wants to be the one who got your money and feel accomplished. Playing hard to get works in dating, strip club fun and can (not always) lead to a bedroom romp! I disagree with some things, if she sits on my lap, my hand WILL immediately be inside the thigh closest to me halfway between her knee and cooch, give it a little rub and don't commit to a dance right away. It's a lot like bass fishing, put that lure out there and don't set the hook as soon as she bites you gotta wait till she swallows it (pun intended) hook line and sinker, once she does, set the hook and have a GREAT TIME! Or you can be a drooling dog and have a good time. Like I said, it's all about why you're there. Some of us like to play the game and see if we can get a girl back to our hotel room. If that's your goal you gotta play the game.
  • SeenItAll34
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    9 years ago
    My system is pretty simple. Make sure you are clean and have an some nice cologne (but not too much). Plus fresh breath is a must. That alone will put you ahead of 70% of the guys that are there. Have somewhere to go afterward (preferably a nightcap with your FWB). Never let what happens at a club dictate your evening.
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