Too Funny

skibum609
Massachusetts
Finally get to wear shorts the other day, so I am psyched for some strip club style handshakes from the ladies. Problem? No clean clothes except for the old worn shorts I wear for yardwork. Even though they are black they are so old, so paper thin that they are almost see through. Smoke a salad (420 and hashish) drink some narragansett pounders and then a spinner appears, whom I know is fun, offering $20 full nude laps. Nice foreplay with full contact and then she starts sucking my cock through the shorts. Literally felt like a cbj. She smiled and said I will stop when you let me know, any way you like. So I kick back, relax, her hand goes up my pant leg and she keeps on with the cbj (clothed) and I am not only loving it, but loving the fact I am in the regular lap dance area and can see 90% of the club from my vantage point. Four songs later I am amazed to feel one big, intense O and the way and I let go. The result? Semen through a screen door and nothing like a cbj, because she has it in her hair, her eyebrows, her face and its dripping onto her boobs. She was a good sport though and said "wow those shorts are thin". She cleaned us up, I had another beer, tuned into the sox game on the way home and puffed with the sun roof open. Of course when I think back I burst into laughter.

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sayeh443
10 years ago
Thats an awesome story...I am always down to get very cheap shirts.
rockie
10 years ago
The only way to celebrate the change in the weather! If I was a betting man, you were in the no touch state and the venue might have once been call Pudgie's! Congrats on celebrating the change of season!
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