Too Funny

Finally get to wear shorts the other day, so I am psyched for some strip club style handshakes from the ladies. Problem? No clean clothes except for the old worn shorts I wear for yardwork. Even though they are black they are so old, so paper thin that they are almost see through. Smoke a salad (420 and hashish) drink some narragansett pounders and then a spinner appears, whom I know is fun, offering $20 full nude laps. Nice foreplay with full contact and then she starts sucking my cock through the shorts. Literally felt like a cbj. She smiled and said I will stop when you let me know, any way you like. So I kick back, relax, her hand goes up my pant leg and she keeps on with the cbj (clothed) and I am not only loving it, but loving the fact I am in the regular lap dance area and can see 90% of the club from my vantage point. Four songs later I am amazed to feel one big, intense O and the way and I let go. The result? Semen through a screen door and nothing like a cbj, because she has it in her hair, her eyebrows, her face and its dripping onto her boobs. She was a good sport though and said "wow those shorts are thin". She cleaned us up, I had another beer, tuned into the sox game on the way home and puffed with the sun roof open. Of course when I think back I burst into laughter.