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Which would you chose (Part 2)

Which would you chose. These are the same choices as my last post, except I have changed one very important fact. #1. A young, gorgeous, 9.5 woman who is fairly inexperienced sexually. You have to take charge and direct…

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OT: 2016 SI swimsuit models, who would you pick?

This is a follow up to LarryFisherman's post yesterday about the Kate Uptom/Paula Patton/Kim Kardashian thread. http://www.thenipslip.com/index.php?s=sports+illustrated I stumbled across this website this morning, it's got most if not all of the pics from the 2016 SI swimsuit issue. So if…

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You're kind of a dick if you give an otter pants!

Sad story :( www.thestar.com/news/canada/2016/02/17/calgary-zoo-disciplines-2-workers-after-pair-of-pants-kills-otter.html Otters were clearly meant to let it all hang out! Moral of the story? Otter pants = not brilliant!

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Owner takes shot at new strip club in Windsor

Windsor, Canada, has reduced the number of strip clubs, but a new one is opening. However, the Windsor strip club scene is nothing like it was in the 1980's and 1990's. At that time Windsor had the…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

A tiny dive in South End

I am sometimes surprised this club still exists in South End. Having stood for a few decades, L & L is sort of an outdated dive strip club. The atmosphere is laid back.…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Great club for the most part

So far been here 3 times. Experience is very slow during the day but starts to pick up after 7PM and a lot of girls around 10PM and later. Dancers are hot for the most…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Change of heart

Decided to give Venom another chance last Friday and things were much better than my previous review. Not the greatest quality still (won't find any 10s, mostly 6's or 7s), but much better and…

Troya

Bogotá, Colombia

Revisit to Troya

Back in Bogota, had another look at Troya (Carrera 16A # 23-89). It is really the only place with a show open in the afternoon, and even in the early evening the others are…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cheapskate Tuesdays

Just recently started going to clubs and found this site. I learned about their $2 Tuesday specials and the crowd of people and girls that are usually here during that day. I saw…

Lacy's

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Small Place, Big Fun

Lacy's is located directly behind the Palomino. There's ample parking available. When you enter you have to go through a metal detector and pat down. After you pay the entrance fee, you walk down a…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good outweighs the negs!! Make it a party!

Positives: Well it is always all about the girls, isn't it? And Good Guys always has a good compliment of fun and fairly attractive women. (Alas there remain some women on staff…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

I've seen better.

Dropped in after a long flight. No one at the front desk so I went in and sat down. Asked the bartender for change. There were three customers including myself.  Slow night. The bartender ran upstairs and the manager…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Damn girl, dial it back

I arrived at about 8:30 p.m. on a Wednesday. The manager was at the front door and welcomed me in, told me to have a good time. I promised to. I paid a $10 cover.…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Not the best scene for my taste

This is an odd place. It is in a high profile location on the sunset strip. The girls are reasonably attractive but it just doesnt have the energy of good club. This is partly because…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

Visiting from West Coast

Was here traveling from West Coast. Showed up at about 10pm, quite a few dancers. This place feels very upscale and has a very dark atmosphere and ambiance. The stage is very large and in…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Classy ambiance, expensive but better than others in Madison

I hate Madison for having no touch rules. I lived in Texas before and it was super awesome there. Anyways, I went to Silk Madison on a Saturday night around 10PM. The cover charge is…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

twofers at the Lumberyard

Great club - Stopped in on a Tuesday evening after seeing an ad that they offered 2 for 1 dances. Wondered if this included private dances as well....and sure enough it did. This…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Slow night but still okay

Last time I swung through PP I was disappointed, but a buddy wanted to come here and he was paying so what the hey. And I had an okay time, so it's all bout…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

First time to Ebony Inn!

I finally got a chance to check this place out. I've been meaning to go to Ebony Inn for a while, but I don't live in Maryland, therefore I'm not in the area all that…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Tons of dancers

This was my first time to Pandoras. I paid the cover charge and bought a soda. The waitress helped me find a seat. The layout is two stages (one main and the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

PP is Average

I have not been to this place in quite a while and thought I would give them a try. The building is well maintained and clean. The carpet was not worn out and filthy like…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Crazy Horse SF

I went here for the first time a few months ago, pretty new to strip clubs so I'm not sure how it compares to others in the area but it did the job. Got…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Mickey's

Mickey's is a plain building in a somewhat residential neighborhood. The club feels more like a local bar than a strip club. There isn't a stage, but instead a large bar that the girls walk…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Liter best deal in phoenix

The dancers quality at this club seems to be going down. I am mostly attracted to white chics. Here its mostly hispanics and the number of whites are going down. The hispanics and blacks are good…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Was up north visiting with a client when one of the two employees I was at dinner with brought up hitting a strip club

Was up north visiting with a client when one of the two employees I was at dinner with brought up hitting a strip club. I suggested Club Bristol in Sun Prairie, but since they've both…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Great Afternoon Time Killer!

So I went to Scores in the afternoon. As I walked in the club the first thing I noticed was how clean the place was.I was also impressed by the fact that there was…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Ok, as a regular to this club, this night kind of seemed like an off night

Ok, as a regular to this club, this night kind of seemed like an off night. I don't know if it was the lack of a energetic crowd, or what. Overall, the girls were…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

8

I don't really care whether anyone else visits this club but I did feel like writing a review to let you know that I wasn't too pleased but wasn't angry about it either. the girls…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

no money no fun

i went into this club on a wednesday and it wasn't too deathly slow but it wasn't busy at all. i had my wallet filled with cash like any normal gentleman would do in such…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

I'm back in town for a few weeks, so I decided to hit some clubs up

I'm back in town for a few weeks, so I decided to hit some clubs up. First up was Union Jacks. I strolled in on a Tuesday night around 9. No cover. Union Jacks is…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Sins

Haven't been to Sins in about 3yrs . I remember the last time I went and it was terrible. I figured it would have gotten better over time but boy was I wrong. I…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Unexpectedly Great Time

Stopped in here around 10 pm when I was in town on business just looking to kill some time. Probably about a half dozen dancers doing the typical stage walk and dollar tip parade.…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

OK - for San Antonio

I've been to SA a couple of times, and had checked out Palace, so wanted to see other options when I was back there again a few weeks ago. I read that the Men's Club…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Waste of Time

I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 5:00pm and the place was dead. I was one of two customers and 3 dancers. There is no cover and beer is about 4 dollars a bottle.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wednesday night fun

An impulse decision lead myself, my girlfriend, and one of our friends to SR late on a Wednesday. We parked and walked to the door where we were quoted $35 each to get in. I…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Another good visit

I have been a visitor to Electric Blue for many years now, and will continue as long as possible. The last few visits have been on Wednesday evenings, because I like the group of ladies…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decent Value, Low Pressure

Went to Cheetahs yesterday evening. Drove myself got hit with $20 cover, they gave me a VIP card for free entry if I came back. The club seemed pretty dark but my eyes adjusted…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

nice way to spend an evening

I was in Grand Rapids for the evening and thought I would check the place out. I entered with rather low expectations as reviews didn't really indicate a lot. When you pull up to the…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Same Ordeal

Went to the go to spot in PG County yet again. Pretty much the same ordeal. The club has a few new girls working there now and few of the "OG" girls are no…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Screw this place

This club borderline sucks. Arrived after 12, maybe about 12:30 or so. Saw alot of cars in the parking lot across the street so I thought it would be pretty decent. Boy was I wrong!!…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

sunday afternoon

went by curves on a friday afternoon after lunch. I was disappointed that only 3-4 girls were working but they were pretty cute. the girls are pretty aggressive to give lap dances and…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

An hour difference

I rarely visit clubs on a Saturday night, but flew into Atlanta later than usual for a weekend. I decided to stop in for a drink or two before heading up north. First…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Hump day stress relief

Business required me to go back and forth from Dallas to east Arlington last Wednesday in a hurry. I was ready for a drink before returning to north Texas. I had been to Bucks for…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

Dropped by the Nuden on a weekday evening

Dropped by the Nuden on a weekday evening. It was pretty dead, but in fairness it was cold and snowy out there. When I came in there was a dancer on stage, and she looked…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Sensations

Of the 4-5 girls there on a Monday afternoon 2 were 7's, the others were less. Most of them were nice, no hassling for cash. There were very few guys there (1-2), so I…

Mardi Gras North Cabaret

Gilford, New Hampshire

For what it... was.

This club was actually a barn, but it was the only club in the Lakes Region, and only the 2nd club in the entire state. It's latest incarnation "Lakes Region Cafe & Tavern", has been…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First timer at Synn

It's Friday night, so me and 2 other friends decide to hit up Synn for the first time since we typically visit Spearmint Rhino in Downtown Los Angeles. To say the least we wanted a…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Vanessa was behind bar

Vanessa was behind bar. She's cute big natural boobs. Drinks way overpriced but medium strong so that's ok but may be better off with beer. Buckets are available. Immediately accosted by ugly old overweight dancer…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Not a lot of selection on a Friday afternoon

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon. Usually, I find that OGD will have at least two or three dancers to my taste, but not so this time. There may have been a couple…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good to be back

Do to circumstances beyond my control I have not been able to club as I used to. So I was able to go on Wednesday night got there about 7:30 or so. I…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

A Monday Night

Visited Rachel's this past Monday evening, and was surprised at the level of patrons. I thought it would be slow given that it was a Monday, but found it to be 2/3's full. There were…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

It's ok

I haven't been here in a while but what I seen the quality from the girls are a lot better my 7 &6 compare to before when it was 6s also the first time I…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Best club in the Sacramento area!

Walked in on a Saturday evening, and there was a decent crowd, with about 20 or so dancers listed. They have a bigger stage where the main action is, and a smaller one on the…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

What out for bouncer

A tip I noticed going Henry the eight. When you go back into the VIP. The bouncer if you give him a 20, then goes about putting on the wrist band and hold on to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Weekday visit

Came in here on a Tuesday. No cover. Sat at the bar. About 15-20 ladies working. Over the course of the night was approached by 4 girls. Since not too many customers were there they…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not looking good....

I happened to be in the area so I decided to stop by and grab a drink. The sign out front advertised "Under New Management". This I believe will soon be replaced by…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Solid no frills club

Got to the club a couple hours after the open and it was very slow for a weekend. Paid the cover to the nice old man when you walk in, (I'm guessing he is the…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Not much to see - too early

Stopped by this place shortly after 7pm. The parking lot was large but empty. I thought it was closed initially but it was just dead. 1 girl was working. I paid $15 to get…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Enter worthless title here

This is pretty much my main goto club right now. Also I am mostly a daytime club goer. This club is majority Spanish women, which is just fine with me. A few black women and maybe…

Peppermint Hippo 2

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Strip club after Dickson

This is my usually go to club when I'm in town after a night on Dickson street. The good thing about this club is they are open late so you can come after the bars…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Typical slow Sunday

Visited at 7:00 pm on a Sunday. Small group of customers. As normal for rio a lower quality of dancers with a couple of exceptions. Marie is really nice, but has gained weight over…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Best in Columbia

being new to the columbia area, i found this place a few weeks ago and i've got to say this has to be the best spot in columbia.. I stopped by again the other day…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

First timer on a Friday afternoon after work

First timer on a Friday afternoon after work. Stopped in before 7 so parking was free and there wasn’t a cover. I was patted down pretty thoroughly – no problem. I was surprised at how…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Parkway Tropics in Grand Rapids not to bad!

HI all, I have gone to Parkway Tropics in Grand Rapids for the last year on and off and thought I would submit a review. First of course you probably know by now GR…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

good

I was only there for 2 hours and this is only the 2nd strip club Ive been to but it wasn't a bad visit. There were 1-2 dancers at the floor when I went( thursday…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

saloon not salon

It probably doesn't need said that the reviewer directly below is a naive fool. Paradise is known for full-grope $10 lappers. That's its main claim to infamy. It's Paradise Saloon not Paradise Salon. What did…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

blah in the most okay way

Okay, when you first walk in you'll notice this place is tiny. Left of the door us the bar/stage an it covers most of the place. It's also important to say its byob so come…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Same old, same old

While I hadn't been to OGE in awhile, I got a good chance to swing by last week when the boss let me off early. Thought I'd see if anything's changed. Nothing new from a…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

Candy Store

The Candy Store is just off a well traveled, well lit section of US-90, so no safety concerns going in. There is ample free parking outside in a well kept parking lot.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Ugh..

This place used to be fun back in the day. Now it's slow and the quality of everything, including the girls, has gone down. I guess they're hiring anything and everything that walks through the…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Quick Afternoon Stop In

I stopped for a quick afternoon visit. There was plenty of parking available, and there are several other store fronts near the club. There were a handful of people in the club- bar tender, DJ, a…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Boston girl in PA

BEWARE: dancer review not customer. Now you have been fully warned. Read if you want, if not have a good day. I worked here with a friend awhile ago. She liked this…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

So I decided to finally hit up Baltimore and see what their clubs were about

So I decided to finally hit up Baltimore and see what their clubs were about. I decided to do the famous Norma Jeans on the Block first. For Parking, I decided to park…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Pretty good visit, for Columbus strip joint

Pretty good visit, for Columbus strip joint, I went on a Saturday night arrived around 9:00 PM. Just as I was walking in all the girls were on stage as it was announced a two-for-one.…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

first time here quick assessment

Not a bad experience for my first time but I didn't sample all that was offered. I went in around 11 pm after a business dinner and it was not very crowded on a Wednesday…

Silk on Water

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good place to kill a few hours

Decently priced drinks. Dancers were okay but nothing great. Private dances were done in a "VIP area" which was just a curtain with a bench behind it. Signs said no touching the dancers but the…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Short visit

I was driving off the expressway toward Doll House. Centerfold is a couple miles closer so I stopped. There were about 10 cars in the lot, it was only about 5:30 and was still light…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Was near downtown Phoenix so i hesitantly, decided to make a pit stop at T&A

Was near downtown Phoenix so i hesitantly, decided to make a pit stop at T&A. I say hesitantly because of my utter disdain for T&A 2 which had become an absolute joke of a SC,…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Nice way to relax

I've been to Rachels a few times. More recently they have stuck to the air lap dances which are $10 each. However, for me one of the highlights to Rachels is the no…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

First visit

It was early evening/late afternoon...3:30ish.I had some extended time on my hands and wanted to have some fun. I swung by Marios but was terribly disappointed but I will note that in a separate review…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Avoid this place

Against my wishes, the homeboys wanted to come to this place despite telling them this place is wack. $20 for each of us to get in and you get a drink. Lots of patrons for…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

phone

Not really a review but was wondering if anyone had a club contact number? The one that is found online everywhere is a landline to a fax or a modem. As I am close to…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Fun with friends

Went to showgirl with a group of friends during a recent visit to fort Wayne. There were about 10 of us, so we were treated well by the host staff. The bouncers instructions…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Disapointment

I had heard Toledo had a new club so I wanted to try it out. I stopped in on Monday 2/15/2016 at about 1:30 PM. Ok so it was early on a Monday…

Déjà Vu OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Review for Deja Vu (not Little Darlings)

These are two different clubs, two different entrances, but same owner and same building. Little darlings faces West, and is the topless club with full bar open until 2am. 21+ I believe. Déjà Vu faces…

Dixie Rose Country Rock Cabaret

Peoria, Illinois

slow and boring

Did not know about this place until I saw the previous review on here and decided to check it out. Really really slow and at least for me nit much fun. Did a review and…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Nice time at Bucks

this was a day dream that I had about going to Bucks today in Ft. Worth. This should be considered a work of fiction. This was my first visit to Bucks Ft. Worth. I'd been in…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Good Time

Stopped by Platinum after visiting Lust and Scarlett's on Monday 2/15/2016. No cover and beers were $3. Only 3 or 4 dancers not really sure. One of the dancers took my beer…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Good time in Erie

I was in Erie to visit some friends, and we visited this club. It's the second time I went here, and both times it has been great. Upon paying the nominal entry fee, you…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

WalMart of strip clubs

This is the WalMart of strip clubs and size and variety but certainly not price. One of the best clubs in the country but only if you have the bucks and are ready to…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

An Interesting TL Visit

Been a while since I had visited TL, so I was overdue for a visit. Went on an early Wednesday afternoon. The club interior has been described here to death, so I won't repeat it.…

Pope's

Palm Springs, California

Nude, pricey, and good enough

Of course nothing will compare to top notch strip clubs in larger cities but for a small resort town like Palm Springs, Pope's is good and it's nude. Other strip clubs in the area are…

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Removing negative reviews

I was discussing tuscl with an experienced club manager recently. He said that if a club pays extra to be a sponsored club (going to the top of the list of clubs in any city) then the club can…

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A little update on Platinum Plus Greenville

I heard a rumor that they have 8 months to increase business by 40% or they will shut the club down. However the restrictions placed on the club won't be over before 8 months and I heard business is…

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If I brought this to the club.....

I would be the dude...... I would http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-funny-animals-112.jpg

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Which would you chose?

Which would you chose: A young, gorgeous, 9.5 woman who is fairly inexperienced sexually. You have to take charge and direct her, but she will work her hardest to please you and do whatever you ask. You are comfortable doing…

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From ITC to OTC, AMPs, etc

I've been going to strip clubs for years and pretty much taken some of the more freaky girls up on whatever they offer me. However, it would be nice to get together with a girl in a more private environment.…

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How much to charge for talking (From StripperWeb)

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?208209-How-much-to-charge-for-talking Tam2087-->"Hey I have a customer that comes in for 2-4 hrs, he talks fpe 30mins- 1hr, then gets 5-7 dances at $30 a dance and then wants to talk for the rest of the time he is there . How…

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OT: Moose Waiting @ Tim Hortons

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/moose-spotted-waiting-patiently-to-be-let-into-tim-181550769.html?nhp=1 Those Canucks sure do like their donuts. Kinda reminded me of Juice waiting in front of a Church's Chicken before they open up in the morning.

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Different tastes in women

Obviously on TUSCL we all have different tastes in women. I'm gonna post two girls, who I think are two of the hottest women on planet Earth right now. Tell me who you think is hotter. Most of you will…

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President Skipping Justice Scalia Funeral

So, what do we think of POTUS not arranging his schedule to attend the funeral of Justice Scalia? Are we able to comment on other than strict ideological party lines? I will go first -- I'm not happy. I…

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LFK/DFK ITC

I've been going to clubs in my area for years, but up until recently things have always been pretty tame. You buy a girl a drink, chat for a few minutes, find some comfy secluded place for a couple dances,…

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My upcoming threesome "date" tomorrow night

I dont want to jinx anything, and there's still a high chance one of the girls will flake. But as it stands, my fuck buddy and a stripper and I are supposed to meet for drinks tomorrow after work and…

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I lost my brains

A dancer sucked them right out of me

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LDK in action

I believe that I've found photographic evidence of LDK gettin' it on in a strip club: http://i.imgur.com/IRWw7Bk.jpg

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Stripping away whore stigma

You can't accuse me of having whorephobia. http://www.dailycal.org/2016/02/16/stripping-away-whore-stigma/

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OT: Invasion of Privacy OR Defending America?

Apple vs Federal Government: https://www.yahoo.com/politics/apple-vows-to-fight-federal-order-to-share-san-124228263.html This is spooky ground. Very controversial either outcome.

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2 girls can be fun. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video3096056/one_of_the_craziest_blowjob_handjobs_ever_-_pussyjet.com

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OT: Man Busted For Ferriswheel Sex Was To Marry

I'm sure everyone has heard about the couple busted having sex on the Ferriswheel in Vegas. But this new twist to the story certainly makes it interesting. This guy may be my new hero: http://m.newser.com/story/220649/man-busted-for-ferris-wheel-sex-was-in-vegas-to-marry.html

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Fuck that faggot bonerboy!

He'll be first to die.

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Attn conservative nuts-give me all your guns. Surrender peacefully.

Can't have you sick fucks with guns when Isis strikes and the thugs invade your homes.

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Run Away.... Far far away

This is my first review of a strip club although I have been going to them since I was 18. I live in LA so when I want to perv out I like to go…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Local crowd

Went here directly after work on a weekday afternoon. The club is really more like a small bar and the parking is awful. It's really hard to get in and out of the lot.…

McHale's

Corning, New York

Just like the town

Popped over to McHale's while staying in Corning on some business back in late November. Headed there around 10 PM. Small local place with definite regulars present. Community vibe which wasn't so bad and the…

Happy Hinomaru

Tokyo, Japan

Hinomaru Review

Visiting Tokyo on vacation and stayed near shinjuku. If you wander around you'll find that this one of the largest red light districts in the world win a variety of offerings. Just…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

SuperBowl visit

Had some time on SuperBowl Sunday and was in Cocoa Beach so elected to visit Inner Room. Parking lot was full but found a spot on the side of the club. 8 dollar cover.…

Aladdin's Dream Boutique

Laredo, Texas

50/50

Lot of old girls,mostly mexican,the girls are fat and old,i was hoping for at least one or two good looking ones, but there are good dancers really good,i would go there again,i was aproch by…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Yuck me.

Went to this club in the evening on a Wednesday night. It took me thirty minutes to get a drink while the bartender waited on two people that came in after me and then…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

First time at showgirls

This was my first time at this club, wasn't planning on going but impulsively decided to stop in to see what it was like. The parking is down a narrow dirt road into a dirt…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

One of the many clubs I hit during my long stay in Texas

One of the many clubs I hit during my long stay in Texas. $7 got me inside. A Bud lite bottle cost me $6. Before I sat down I immediately noticed a poker table. I've…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Pretty Wack

Went to Foxy Lady around 9:30 at night. Very small parking lot. Did not have to pay to park. I got padded down by security, there was no cover charge. I surveyed the floor, there…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Lots of Money Spent, But a Good Time

So this was my first visit here in quite a while. As always, the club looks like a high end Vegas Style club - extremely nice. I got (6) dances at $30 each from a…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

A Trip to Europe

I had a one day business trip to San Fran and decided instead of taking the red eye back east, I would stay over the night and get the opportunity for a return visit to…

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Back page hos

How do I gurantee a fine one?

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Aging and the pursuit of strippers

I recently reached the age of 70. Given today's marvels of medicine that's no great accomplishment, however given some of my fucked up life choices over the past decade, I'm lucky to be on the right side of the grass.…

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High Mileage Clubs in Dallas Question

Hey everybody. I recently moved back to Dallas from Midland/Odessa area and Wichita Falls before that, but I was in high school here like 10 years ago, and I'm looking to get back into my strip club groove. I have gotten…

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How to fuck your favorite stripper

Have you noticed the rotating ad banner on tuscl which sometimes says "how to fuck your favorite stripper ... Learn it before it gets banned." Obviously "band" is misspelled which is embarrassing in and of itself. Ordinarily I would like…

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Mistake #1. Seeking tax advice on tuscl

No you can not write off makeup and shit legally. Yes you can find some dumbass cpa to do it for you, but you can't write off personal use items for example anything that can be used outside the club…

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I gave up black and asian girls for Lent...

I know, pretty big of me. How about you?

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Perfect Pair

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB25aTfpNWF/

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It sucks to be an octopus!

Kong, a 70-pound male octopus in the Seattle aquarium, had his Valentine's day date cancelled amid fears that he'd eat the small females that the aquarium caught! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/octopus-seattle-aquarium-sex_us_56c18ea1e4b08ffac125bb36 If I were Kong I'd go right up to the diver, say "not brilliant,"…

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Liquid Lap Dance Pants- reviews?

http://www.liquidlapdance.com/ This looks very awesome, anybody have experience with these? I may have to check this out very soon.

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On my way to work..

Hope too see a lot of smiling faces tonight

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Not sure if the tax guy is messing with me or being truthful help anyone???

I went through the typical BS with filing taxes but had to go to a new place since I moved a while back. I have never attempted to claim business expenses but I kept record of everything this year. I…

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I guess it's in the bag for Hillary. :)

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/02/16/hookers-for-hillary-in-clintons-corner-ahead-nevada-caucuses.html?intcmp=hpbt1

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Taco tuesday. lol And boobies :)

http://imgbox.com/g/QVIPEQC2rn

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How do strippers manage to buy homes?

Yesterday I was texting with a stripper that I knew who had turned escort. She told me that she had started the paperwork to buy a condo. I guess escorting for her was paying off better than stripping. But how…

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Las Vegas Clubs

Just checked some out for a planned trip, and WOW, the entry fee is high! Do any of the clubs have coupons to get in free anymore?

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would Carson be our first black president ?

We all know our current one is A rabb

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Og mudbone has died!

This guy was a legend. RIP OG mudbone. May you and your 16 inch rest in peace.

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OT: Man Skips Work For 6 Years, Nobody Notices

No wonder Spain's government is fucked up. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-skipped-work-for-6-years_us_56c1d32ae4b0b40245c72512?

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The return of "The Walking Dead"

He was only in a couple of scenes but Daryl Fucking Dixon was awesome.

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New article has been posted

@poledancer83 has an article posted. Just another FYI for you.

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Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip

2 weekends prior to the Miami meet I went on a bit of a SC bender where I did 6 visits on a Fr – Su – thus I was not in huge mood to SC the weekend of the…

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Who's who?

Miami meetup... http://www.picpaste.com/meet-Ws4gneng.jpg

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@ Founder – what is the deal w/ the review titles ?

It’s been a while since review titles have been a requirement for reviews yet they don’t show up when the reviews are published – what say you :)

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Couples in Jax

Where is the best place in Jax, FL for a couple to go. Looking for some playtime for the wife and possibly me too.

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First Visit to a Black Dive

After I finished with my girl at the meet-up, Papi and Rech decided that they wanted to leave Tootsies and go to a black dive club. This was fine with me since going to a black dive has been…

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Club Wax

I've never danced before and I wanted to try it! I live in ATL right now and I was wondering what I needed to work at club wax? Like do they prefer a certain type of look? Do I have…

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re the Miami meet up

OK I've heard about the booze, the weed, the wild rides & the food. The question is did anybody get laid or get his dick sucked?

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Miami Meetup Update

I forgot about this before. While we were there, a few guys decided to order some food. Our waitress duly returned with a menu and those that wished, ordered. Not that it matters, but three items were ordered, pizza, mini-burgers,…

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NURU or Erotic Body Rub

Looking to experience a NURU or other type of erotic nude massage in or around NYC. Backpage seems to be a bunch of fake pics. Is it safe to visit an Asian spa? Are there any tips one has for…

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Strip clubs fade in booming Nashville

http://www.tennessean.com/story/money/2016/02/14/strip-clubs-fade-booming-nashville/80295468/

Advice to the New Stripper or Auditioning Dancer

What do I need to audition? You need your ID, makeup, and few outfits (usually bra, thong and boy short type panties or shorts). You may need pasties depending on where the strip club is. Have a few songs in mind that you feel comfortable stripping to. How do I make it though the audition? Just do it. Each answer is different for each dancer. I had a drink and just made it happen. I was scared but just looked at it as stages and next thing I knew I was wearing heels and a smile. Most managers don't care if you can't dance. They only care if you can take off your clothes. It's a nerve test, nothing more. Will…

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Would you have fucked her?

You don't wanna fuck me You wanna fuck some dead presidents. How true. How's incredible. I had a MILF want to fuck me for valentines. Huge tits but ugly old face. Her on line pics were probably ten years old.…

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Not trying to get robbed in OTC

When I was new to SCs 10 years ago, I was 30 years old and an attractive 19 year old started chatting me up at the club. She gave me her number and acted like she liked me.…

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Is it proper etiquette for a dancer to take tiny sucks on your dick during a tab

It happened to me today. I guess I signaled that it was OK by wearing short pants and letting her continue through 4 songs. Did I do right?

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Vegans (not Vegas)

I have run into several girls/women in their 30s lately that are vegans. That's fine I get it, but all of them are fat. How does that work out? How can you be a Vegan and be…

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Coincidence?

Have you ever noticed that the initials for Valentine's Day are VD?

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OT: Music

As far as music who are you listening to nowadays? I'm a big fan of R&B newcomer Bryson Tiller, his album is dope. I also really like The Weeknd, J.Cole, Drake, and suprisingly Justin Bieber's new album is pretty good.

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V Dat afternoon; club or no?

Is the talent pool gonna be slim if I club this afternoon? Do I look like too much of a PL going on Valentine's day, a "holiday" I barely acknowledge?

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A Valentine poem for Nina..

Roses are red and they are thorny your cute little ass sure makes me horny

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Paying a dancer to leave another customer

Hans you ever offered a dancer money if she would leave her current customer and come sit with you? At the meetup, I asked Rech whether a dancer on stage was hot. My contacts were messed up, and I…

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Heading down to Charlotte, NC

Heading down to Charlotte, NC for a few days. I've read the reviews but looking for a low bucks high mileage spot with extras available. Feel free to message me direct

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$300 in NC lottery Scratch cards

Spent $300 and got back $250...lol I'm headed to the club to blow the winnings

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Territorial dancers and why its good to mix up SC's

Very recently and I should have known this but dancers that you pay attention to a lot become very territorial. Now as a customer there are times you want to change up and try different dancers. Dancers…

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OT: Sad Day

Supreme Court Antonin Scalia passed away today. Too bad. He got it right about 99.3 percent of the time. About the only one ever.

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Would you eat Chik-fil-a waffle fries off her?

Performance dressed in nothing but underwear and a blindfold covers herself in waffle fries and catsup and invites others to eat off of her body! http://coed.com/2016/02/10/monika-rostvold-photos-texas-state-university-chik-fil-a-txst-student-french-fries-ketchup-best-instagram-pics/ Brilliant! I would prefer sweat potato fries though!

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Porn star Kelsi Monroe? Yes or no?

http://myproviderguide.com/ohio/youngstown/escorts/6721820

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Shitty weather on the weekends?

Does it deter pl's from going to the show clubs?

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What's your preferred drink at the strip club?

If you buy a bottle, what do you usually get? Do you like wine, liquor or beer? Me, If I am in there for a while, I prefer a beer because it lasts longer. Dos Equis is my choice. If I want…

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It's cold enough to freeze the tits off a stripper

The temperature was 6 degrees when I picked up my ATF to take her to my place to celebrate the day before Valentine's Day. She asked me to go to another dancer's house so she could pay her $50…

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How do you manage multiple favorites in a club all showing up in the same shift

I know many here have multiple favs (even ATFs) spread across different clubs or different shifts in the same club. And the fave list changes too. Sometimes all your faves are there. Same club, Same shift. Ideally, I'd just like to line them…

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Another Club Bites the Dust - Fantasy Island

Yes folks that day finally came. The ole West LA titty bar Fantasy Island bit the dust. It was a long time coming and it will be missed. However, I do not know if a new titty bar will…

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Another way to score hot chicks on the internet....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/4475645903.html?lang=en&cc=us

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South Beach

If you haven't been you really need to. This is one of the places where the DS poses for topless beach photos. She loves the place as much as I do. Today I have seen hundreds of gorgeous…

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The dangers of Backpage.

Man Robbed and Stabbed After Calling a Stripper Posted: Feb 13, 2016 10:36 AM EST Updated: Feb 13, 2016 10:36 AM EST CORPUS CHRISTI (Kiii News) - A man ended up getting stabbed and robbed at a south-side apartment complex after he and…

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One friends way to get out of my rut

So I am posting this at the request of a friend from here. His suggestion for me to end my terminal horniness and to get out of my rut is to host a gangbang. But not just any gangbang but…

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I'm Horny so enjoy lol :)

http://imgbox.com/g/k3d3slTsar

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Scariest car ride of my life

The Tootsies parking lot is the size of the average mall parking lot. I'm riding to a black dive with a certain Tuscl member. I won't mention his name but it rhymes with heck. We are walking…

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Fight in women's room at Springfield gentlemen's club costs defendant $150

I would kick her out of a strip club too. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2016/02/fight_in_womens_room_at_spring.html

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Colorado's newest pot shop tied to strip club and mayor

"Colorado's newest pot shop has some wondering whether strippers and weed are too closely aligned on a busy highway just east of downtown Denver." They won't be able to keep JS69 away. http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Colorado-s-newest-pot-shop-tied-to-strip-club-and-6826758.php

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What would happen to strip clubs if the central bank tries to restrict cash?

Instead of derailing another thread I decided to repost a comment here. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-12/raymond-james-out-major-bearish-call copy and paste seems I have a problem. will repost below.

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What You Missed Because You Did Not Attend the Miami Meetup Tonight

Stories to Follow. 1. Hannah Banana 2. The Greatest Act of Kindness I Have Ever Witnessed from a TUSCL Member 3. My First Visit to a Black Dive 4. The Scariest Car Ride of My Life. Followed by the…

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the "Buy me a drink" dancers

Nothing ruins a good time to a club then the "buy me a drink" dancers. YOu know why guys are generally there. If they wanted to buy drinks they would go to a regular club spot and not…

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No fucking way!

http://gizmodo.com/watch-this-absurd-10-minute-video-on-how-to-land-a-plan-1758736150?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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that's a lot of pussy !

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBtit3UpuxB/

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OT: Gravity waves! Gravity waves! Gravity waves!

Brilliant discovery! www.nytimes.com/2016/02/12/science/ligo-gravitational-waves-black-holes-einstein.html Who would have thought that we would ever detect changes much smaller than an atom in something 2.5 miles long! And use that to detect colliding black holes!

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Can you translate this SS??

After spending some time with a dancer on the floor (GFE) and getting LDs, I notice that it's getting late, so I tell her 2 more dances, which she does, for the last dance she flashes pussy for the last…

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Meet up Report

Rech is high. He has his arm around clubber. His other hand is on 25's knee. Oh yeah, they have strippers too.

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To Hot Stuff 69

Rech just showed up. Good joke. However, I will get even.

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A Head Case?

Several months ago I became aware of a relatively new dancer at my favorite club. She matched all of my personal criteria for hotness and I set a goal of getting to know her better - much better. After several…

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Last night I met a stripper who was a 2AMer victim

Actually, it was a 1:53AMer three months ago at Heat. Here's the news story: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/11/2_women_hurt_in_se_portland_st.html I was sitting at the bar of a club last night when a group comes in, two of whom are obviously strippers out for a night…

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Proper etiquette for LDK'ing

I'm still kind of new to the strip club scene. The other day I was getting some dances from a girl with a phat ass. She put it on my dick a few times. I wanted to cum so bad,…

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What really happens at a TUSCL meet up......

https://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-1-copy3.jpg

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Proper etiquette for titty sucking

I'm still kind of new to the strip club scene. The other day I was getting some dances from a girl with amazing titties. She put them in my face a few times. I wanted to suck them so bad,…

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I'm saving $512 this week.

That's almost the equivalent of two DS kisses and a hug! http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/10/whats-the-price-of-your-love-around-500.html

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Trolling on TUSCL ... I Don't Get It

I really don't. I don't understand the motivation to do it and I certainly don't understand the perceived "reward". If I were to choose to do something completely non-productive, then I'd buy a game console and play Call of Duty,…

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Kinda OT/Political: Uptight pussies

Ted Cruz Pulls Rubio Attack Ad Featuring Ex-Softcore Porn Actress Amy Lindsay - http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/ted-cruz-pulls-rubio-attack-ad-featuring-ex-softcore-porn-n517356 Seriously? We're such fucking judgemental uptight that an actress who was in some softcore porn can't have a minor role in a political ad? Fucking

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$260,000

In honor of BigLoser.... He mentioned that he spent $260,000 on one stripper over a few years. Let's say someone offered you $260,000, in return you can't ever set foot in a strip club again. Would you take the deal? I for sure would,…

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How Retarded Do You Have To Be...

To make a post, and then reply to it under multiple different handles complimenting yourself? Is that a new disorder that I don't know about or just someone with Down syndrome on a computer not being supervised? BTW - happy Friday