What You Missed Because You Did Not Attend the Miami Meetup Tonight
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Stories to Follow.
1. Hannah Banana
2. The Greatest Act of Kindness I Have Ever Witnessed from a TUSCL Member
3. My First Visit to a Black Dive
4. The Scariest Car Ride of My Life. Followed by the Second Scariest Car Ride of My Life.
5. A Complete and Accurate Psychoanalytical Analysis Of Rech in Two Words
6. What Actors Do 25 and Clubber and 25 Remind Me of
Overall Conclusion: TUSCL has a lot of nice buys participating on the board. Everyone is weird, but in their own unique ways.
1. Hannah Banana
2. The Greatest Act of Kindness I Have Ever Witnessed from a TUSCL Member
3. My First Visit to a Black Dive
4. The Scariest Car Ride of My Life. Followed by the Second Scariest Car Ride of My Life.
5. A Complete and Accurate Psychoanalytical Analysis Of Rech in Two Words
6. What Actors Do 25 and Clubber and 25 Remind Me of
Overall Conclusion: TUSCL has a lot of nice buys participating on the board. Everyone is weird, but in their own unique ways.
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And I forgot one more.
7. The Furthest That Any TUSCL Member Has Ever Driven to Attend a Meet Up
1. Sex with a blonde in the club
2. Sex with another blonde in my home after leaving the club
3. Balmy Detroit temperature of 16 degrees
1. 3 hours of white knuckle driving in the middle of a snowstorm in what usually takes 75 minutes.
2. A delicious butterfinger flavored hot chocolate at an interstate rest stop vending machine.
1) Spending 3 hours shoveling snow in near 0 degree temps last night.
You missed my Asian friend!
Oh yeah, that's correct. Had to shove you out of the way to get to her! Got her number and what she is open to OTC. Just a distance problem.
As I parked my car I had my radio on “seek” and it landed on a local hip-hop station and I kid you not – the song “Back to Back” by Drake was playing just 2 seconds b/f the lyric “Second floor Tootsies, gettin’ should rubs” – I had to LOL since we *were* sitting on the Tootsies 2nd-floor VIP.
I ended-up hooking-up w/ the TUSCL gang at a good-table on the Tootsies 2nd-floor VIP – upon arriving “twentyfive” recognized me (we had met once b/f) and waived me over – clubber, twentyfive, and JS69 were at the table and Rech I think was getting some dances in the out-of-sight LD-area – I originally did not recognize JS69 b/c he was slouched down in the table-side sofa with a topless blond draped over him FCG (I kinda only saw the top of his head and why I did not recognize him at first, LOL).
I’ve had the pleasure of meeting 15+ TUSCLers in my 4-year professional TUSCL career :) and I’m always glad I’ve met with them.
Clubber looks like a hitman for the Hells Angels but one does not have to talk to him long to realize he is a very nice guy and very sharp/intelligent person.
Twentyfive is like a big teddy-bear – super-friendly and loves to rap – he is a native New Yorker and thus has a very outgoing personality and after talking w/ him 5-minutes it’s as if you’ve been life-long friends (he’s a very down to earth guy).
JS69 is your typical 50 y/o teenager LOL – dude is living it up like he was a 21 y/o trust-fund baby – he def seems to be making the most of his post-marriage freedom and good for him – he seems to have the means to enjoy himself to his delight and the strip-club seems to be his playground – not soon after I arrived and he had the topless blond draped over him they then went for some dances in the LD-area and then they made a beeline for the VIP – JS seemed in a very good mood and very energetic post his VIP – I wonder what she did to him – maybe she told him some really good jokes that put JS in such a good mood :).
Tootsies – like many of the SoFlo clubs; is becoming very Cuban-dancer heavy these days – but Tootsies has a national rep and is not locally owned (owned by Ricks Corp which owns dozens of SCs nationwide) so this kinda attracts non-Latin white/Anglo dancers often from out of state – thus Tootsies is one of the few Miami clubs with a decent # of non-Cuban dancers – fair # of white/Anglo girls; maybe some black but usually 2 or 3 and often zero; some Euro chicks I’ve met; and perhaps an Asian every now and then.
Tootsies is open from 12 pm to 6 a.m. so there are 3 dancer shifts (day, mid, night) – day and mid shifts I believe have a bit better dancer variety (dayshift is ~12 to 7/8 pm; mid-shift is ~ 3/4 to 11/12 pm – and nightshift is ~10/11 pm till 6 a.m.) – nightshift is usually when the Cubanas are out inforce.
Anyway – just mentioning this b/c clubber got lucky he met up with a partial Asian chick since this is a bit rare in Cubana-heavy Miami SCs (she said she was Peruvian but of Japanese decent and one could def see her Asian-ness) – clubber’s Asian was very cool – she seemed like a very nice chick w/ great people skills – she made sure to kiss all of us on the cheek when she said goodbye to clubber b/c he had to leave (but old clubber did get in some LDs with his Asian).
The TUSCL gang was there from about 6 to 10 pm so they caught the tail-end of the dayshift and kinda in the middle of mid-shift so this may have aided clubber land his Asian and JS69 land his “very friendly” white/Anglo blond that seems to have delivered in VIP in spades – JS69’s blond said she was from Austin, TX.
So JS69 got his Tootsies freak-on; clubber got dances from his Asian; Rech also got some dances but I didn’t see who – me and twentyfive were the squares that could not land a chick even in a strip-club LOL.
For me – my finances are in the red – I had SC-binged two weekends prior and did 6 SC visits b/w that Fr and Su and by that Su eve my bank-account had a grand total of 11 cents in it – plus as great as Tootsies is it’s not my scene – I can get $5 dances w/ better mileage at the black-dives and I prefer the chocolate anyway – thus these days I’m reluctant to pay $25/dance (non-black Miami SC price) and actually get less mileage.
Twentyfive is a very social guy like many a New Yorker and seemed to prefer to socialize rather than talk w/ the bimbos LOL – and I kinda prefer that too – if I wanna get my SC freak-on; I prefer to go by myself so I can “concentrate on the task at hand” – but I go w/ someone else for me it’s more about socializing – but it’s understandable that a TUSCLer coming from out of town is not going to make the trip just to “socialize” and wants to enjoy the club and its dancers – or local guys that don’t get to SC too often also want to take advantage of the opportunity – as for me; no S.O. and no kids means I can SC whenever thus when I go w/ someone else I don’t tend to pay as much attention to the dancers and rather shoot the bull.
But – I def enjoyed my time w/ my fellow PLs and wish I would have shown up earlier than I did.
Rech def seems a bit of a “man of mystery” – low-key, easy-going; does not seem to reveal much about himself – he seems super chill and seems to prefer to let the others do the talking – he would def fit-in as a Key West bohemian.
I thought he was a super chill guy and I def enjoyed his company although I don’t think I could hang in there w/ him the way he seems to like to party.
I thought Rech was nothing like I imagined he would be. When I found out who he was, I was shocked. Troll, no way. Ass buster, WAY! In a good way. :)
It gets difficult integrating my different personas. :)
I don't know if you remember or not, but we were leaving Tootsie's and I saw an Asian dancer. I think we were heading to the Booby Trap. I said give me a few minutes and I'll meet you there. She was gone when I went back inside. :(..
OR, I could be completely loony and it was with someone else in another galaxy far far away.