Here is a guy who gave up sex for Lent. He had a brother who was a Catholic seminarian who gave him instruction on how to do it.
But the people in his office start a betting pool on when he will break. So women tried to break him to get the money.
But then they give up. They present him with a contract renouncing the money. They say they want to break him because the only reason for celibacy is to take power away from women. So they want to stop this.
So they start open tongue kissing right in front of him, cornered in a store room.
Being a pagan, we don't give up anything as a demonstration of our piety, since it's really not that important to us. But for those who need self affirmation by giving up the most sacred thing you can, how about you give up Lent for Lent? I can think of no greater sacrifice for a believer than to just chuck the whole thing.
rockstar: Giving up something for Lent is a very Catholic discipline. Presbyterians, and most other Protestant denominations see Lent as an opportunity to pick up new disciplines. Do with that what you will.... ;-)
I'm not a huge fan of Christian dogma of any denomination, but I do like the Easter because it's based on our Ostra. It's a fertility rite so I always find someone to have sex with.
I'm not as strong as you folks seem to be. I know giving up Asians won't work for me.
Can I just wait until the day after Easter - and then say what I gave up? I'm thinking of giving up eggs - or milk - or steak - but I won't even try to give up strippers!
@Cashman: You've already given up Lent by being unprepared, so I's say your deity should be appeased. Maybe you should go sacrifice a virgin just in case I'm wrong. If you're Christian you can't be too careful when it comes to vengeful deities.
@rockstar666 - if I find a virgin in the clubs I go to - that will be a first! I'd hate to sacrifice the only virgin stripper in northern New Jersey - but to appease the deities - nothing is too much!
I've never understood that whole giving stuff temporarily thing. What's the point. Remember, I haven't been brainwashed my whole life, so if that's what it takes to understand, never mind.
@georgemicrodong: Maybe you're a pagan at heart? We look to nature to explain reality. Science for us is just an advanced way of looking at nature. That's why we never have a conflict with our religion and science. Science can only enhance our beliefs, not violate them.
@rockstar666: Well, I don't need nature to explain reality; nature *is* reality, or part of it. I believe science is doing an adequate job of learning about and explaining nature and reality. I don't see the point in adding mysticism and so-called "gods" to the mix.
Mind you, I'm not so foolish as to claim that there is no god or gods without any proof.
I gave up dances from a hot blond stripper a couple weeks ago but she didn't seem to appreciate my sacrifice. Apparently she gave up taking her top off during the first dance of a two for one before Lent even started. However I forgot after not visiting for 2 months.
She's 23. I don't think it's lame. Plenty of guys want to fuck her, she just hasn't yet. She's not saving herself or anything, she wants to lose her virginity, it just hasn't happened. She's pretty introverted and hasn't had many relationships anyway.
I think she's embarrassed about it so I guess she thinks it's lame.
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The Rosicrucian Mysteries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idcut9pj…
But the people in his office start a betting pool on when he will break. So women tried to break him to get the money.
But then they give up. They present him with a contract renouncing the money. They say they want to break him because the only reason for celibacy is to take power away from women. So they want to stop this.
So they start open tongue kissing right in front of him, cornered in a store room.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243736/
So Mikeya02, are you trying to take power away from women, a kind of reversed Lysistrata?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr04KncH…
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I gave up big strippers.
Spinners only for me now. ;)
Got to find them first. Just sent a text to my Tootsie's find. Let's see if I get a response or was it SS?
Can I just wait until the day after Easter - and then say what I gave up? I'm thinking of giving up eggs - or milk - or steak - but I won't even try to give up strippers!
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Rosicrucian Mysteries, Max Heindel, Oceanside California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrdl0JXa…
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Pleasure is not bad, not even during Lent.
Never gone along with this idea that we are weak and have poor morals.
I don't go along with the entire Sin and Salvation paradigm.
To Mikeya02, who I believe only engages with White girls, I suggest getting up close and personal with some Blacks, Asians, and Latinas!
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Mind you, I'm not so foolish as to claim that there is no god or gods without any proof.
I think she's embarrassed about it so I guess she thinks it's lame.