would Carson be our first black president ?

Sounds like you are dropping too much acid.

I love me some Lucy bro dog.

Would Hillary be the first bisexual president?

Hahahahaha, you just made my day, motorhead. I don't doubt we have had "closet Presidents"

Lincoln was either gay or bi. Hard to tell.

I'd like to answer a stupid question by asking a stupid question: Bonerboy, did the Inbred banjo players you call parents have any children that lived?

Would Cam Newton have been only the 2nd winning black quarterback if Carolina won? Russel Wilson is half white. Doug Williams is 100% African American.

Talking about winning Super Bowl quarterback......