No fucking way!

I crashed the plane two minutes in.

I landed it on a carrier WITHOUT an arresting hook!

Easy enough, but could it have taken off again?

Parachutes anyone?

The best thing to do is engage the automatic pilot:

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Those lucky pilots... Always getting blow jobs while flying...

What's wrong with fantasies?

Great video. My favorite quote from the narrative: "Landing is the tricky part."

And if at first you don't succeed...well, nevermind.