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Serious question guys

Why is it that all the antitrolls start trolling the board with threads about posting lists of blocked users and related topics while nobody has been causing trouble for a while? Do some of the antitroll trolls even have a clue? Seriously

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Ever fuck the farmers daughter?

http://totallyoffensive.com/hot-girls-farm/

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Hope everybody had an ace Christmas holiday!

Hope you got something like this under the tree! http://www.demotivationalposters.org/santa-claus-christmas-wish-sexy-present-from-santa-demotivational-posters-82900.html

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An idea for TUSCL and founder?

From The Telegraph: "Twitter vows to wage war on internet trolls" "Bruce Daisley, head of website in Europe, says it will expose the worst offenders by encouraging people to share lists of blocked users" We've sort of done it a bit here a…

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My Dream Stripper

My dream stripper appeared to me literally in a dream last night. She was young and had light brown hair and big amazing tits. We were making out in the main room of a strip club. I…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Old faithful

Got to club around 4:30. As mentioned previously, door fee has gone up to $15.00. As I was paying the doorman told me there were only 2 dancers working. Decided to go in and try…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Went in for a quick stop

I wasn't planning on stopping by but I was in the area with an hour to kill so I figured why not. I must have passed the place 100 times as I live a few…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

More Bar Than Club

Went in there on a Wednesday night before Christmas and had a decent time. Sporty's near Cheetah's so it's a convenient place to get drinks in before taking an Uber to see some actually nudity.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Great visit

Decided to stop by the hi liter to see if my fave was in. She wasn't this day but i was surprised to see a dancer i hadn't seen in a few months. I'd love…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Christmas Party Dec 23

Decided to stop by the Traffic Light after the foot doctor Wednesday afternoon about 4pm. Never seen the parking lot as crowded as it was that day walked in they had a huge buffet set…

FLB Bar

Phatthaya, Thailand

Fair for hang out

This is not a bad club but don't expect to see to much of the ladies they are more as stated of a hostess club. As long as you buy the ladies drinks…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

Lots of changes but lots of concern

I used to visit this club a lot, but I haven't been there in months until tonight. In the last few months they have done a great deal of work inside the club. The two…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

Great dancers

Last time I went it was deer season opener, don't remember the day but I think it was Saturday. So it was not too busy. Dancers still put on a show. Got a dance from…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Pricey but a Good Time.

So I have been to this club a bunch of times and its a solid club for nothern virginia. The only real downside is that it is very pricey. But its understandable, because…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Dayshift lover

I arrived at Sahara on a lunch break Tuesday. I had heard this was the place to go to. Sahsrs is lit very dark so you really have adjust to the lighting. Prodominantly latin women…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

Saturday afternoons

Overall pretty great experience for a Saturday afternoon (2-3pm), and I'd recommend it if anyone is feeling the urge and has nothing better to do, and wants to talk to Cubans. No mandatory valet parking…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Pretty good buffet

This used to be the main classy topless club in SF. Now there's also The Hustler Club and The Penthouse Club. And of course Condor. This club is downtown, near the Moscone…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

If you like small clubs with aggressive girls...

As I understand it, all of the Broadway strip clubs are owned by the same company. They certainly all have different flavors. The flavor of this club is chocolate. Most of the girls…

BT Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Nothing to write home about

I visited this club last week when I had some free time. There was a couple diamonds in the rough but more rough than diamonds. The mix of strippers in the club is now mostly…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Hot stuff for a whole in the pocket

This was my visit from a few months prior. Location is great dancer quality is great (best of the best european). Club works like this -- you get in and end paying at least…

City Limits Showgirls

Linda, California

Surprised and pleased.

At first I was a bit hesitant to go to a strip club in the back woods of Linda. Grew up in the area so I thought the club was going to be the same…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Showclub Review

This was my very first time at PT's showclub. The place consists of two floors. The first floor has 3 maybe four stages, one of them is for the male dancers. There…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Still not the best

Went a couple of Wednesdays ago. It was around 11, and I stopped by after having drinks with a buddy of mine. I had been there several times before and never had much…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Enjoyed it a lot more then I thought.......

Hmmmmm.... What to say what to say lol. Wellll approaching the main door I was stopped by security & carded. I mean cmon it's 18 & over and all the people I was with looked…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

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this is only my 2nd time coming to the club since they changed the hours and I'm still trying to get a good feel for it . I def. like the old hours better but…

Two O'Clock Club

Baltimore, Maryland

same ol same ol

well my last review was in april and to my surprise no one else has reviewed this place since... very interesting well pretty much nothing has changed same set up .. this club is one…

Club Adore

Baltimore, Maryland

1st time

this is my 1st time ever coming to eldorados back when i was coming to Baltimore a lot i heard it was a dirty club with skanky dancers .. but since i was close by…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

?

pretty much this is a bar with some girls dancing on a small elevated stage .. this review will be short because ... rally theres not much to say lol walked in about 930pm got…

Kings & Diamonds

Baltimore, Maryland

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kings and diamonds is one of the better clubs on the block , nicer clubs mainly because they are the new cats (still) on the block . but just like most of the block clubs…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Coal in my stockings

I stopped by on Christmas evening around 8:00 pm. I was somewhat hesitant to come on Christmas because the potential for a slow evening was very real. But the flipside is that it…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

Just okay

Stopped in to Showtime when I was in Wausau on business. They have renovated since last time I visited and the up north bar feeling was still there but much more inviting than it had…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Quality getting better

The gold standard in OC clubs. Still ten two enter, plus two drinks, so not a club to pop in for a just a half hour, but no better place to spend a few hours.…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Pushy Club

I finally decided to bite the bullet and drive out of my way to go to the Gold Club. Had to drive through some sketchy neighborhoods to get there but ample parking and well…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Okay place

There's two pt's in the Denver area. One is all nude but serves no alcohol. This one does so therefore it's topless although drinks areally expensive which is to be expected in a strip club.…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Pleasant surprise

Planned to go to Southside Johnies but only about 4 cars in the lot at 8:30 so I drove down to Treasure for my first visit. Without a membership, $15 to get in this…

Tilac's

Bangkok, Thailand

Tilac

The talent continues to slide in this club and for that matter at all of the bars I visited in Bangkok . Started off at Nana Plaza , which had several ladyboy bars . Left…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Deck The Halls

Visited on Christmas Eve Eve and had a terrific time. The club's description has been given numerous times, so no need to rewrite it out here. I arrived at about ten o'clock and ordered a…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Best of what's left in Rockford

Saw a couple reviews. The big problem in Rockford (and it's not only here - it's all over the area from what I understand, including the clubs in Southern Wisconsin) is the lack of quality…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

;) Dependable! Late Afternoon/ early evening

Okay, not much else can be said about this place. Dependable, reliable, and afternoons are always good fun times! No need to reiterate things. I actually took a long hiatus from this club- i…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Friend's birthday party

Went in yesterday at 9:30 pm with a group of friends. The usual $8 valet and $10 cover charge. Ordered 2 Bud Light buckets for $84. Going straight to the girls : Pretty good variety for everyone's…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Where Is Everyone At?

Wanted to see if anything has improved here over the last couple of weeks, nope. Usually I judge what's going on in the bar by the amount of cars in the parking lot, very…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

The Inn is still solid

Went on a Thursday afternoon after hearing that the early shift started at 5pm now. Saw the usual suspects and looked for a good spot to sit with a little bit of privacy. Unfortunately none…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Wow

This place was amazing. The best club I've been to ever. Tons of girls and a huge space. Took many girls to the vip room and was immediately offered extras. The…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Quick, quiet stop

I went on a Monday night at about 10 pm. It was the Monday before the Christmas holiday and it was pretty quiet. I learned later that that was fairly typical. Cover was ten because…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Kinda limited rotation for Sat. night

The entire night felt slow with the rotation but the all the ladies still had own charm. It gets tough trying to get a lapdance towards the end of the night as well. I ended…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

12/22 2-4-Tuesday

As always, it's the girls you find more than the club itself. Talent was on average lower than I expected, admittedly not having frequented this club in a couple years, and Tuesdays probably doesn't…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Girls were not friendly at all

Girls were not friendly at all. The only time the girls would talk to you if they wanted you to buy them a drink or get a lap dance. I would say 30 percent of…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Girls were not friendly at all

Girls were not friendly at all. The only time the girls would talk to you if they wanted you to buy them a drink or get a lap dance. I would say 30 percent of…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I did not really get a chance to get a lap dance

I did not really get a chance to get a lap dance. The club was horrible looking and the girls were not very good. I don't think they even gave dollar dances at the stage…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

I decided to stop in on my way through St

I decided to stop in on my way through St. Louis was weekend. It was early in the day when I stopped and pretty dead. There are 3 other bars in the area. I didn't…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Random drop in

Never been to Chica's before and decided to drop by after visiting another club. It was on Wednesday before the holidays, and the club was surprisingly packed. The club is settled in a not so…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Disapointment Saturday night

I normally love this club, but Saturday night was a big disappointment. Cleo's is kind of a dive bar, but in a very comfortable way, that normally has very high-mileage dances for small money. I…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Busy night

I was in here on the 23rd of December - tons of people, this is easily the most packed(!) I've seen the place. Apparently there were people waiting for them to open at 4:30.…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Prices up with mixed results

Silk is pretty easy to get to - a short drive west of the town of Middleton (which itself is adjacent to Madison). It's on a country highway just as things start to become pretty…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by Flight Club last night around midnight with a group of friends

Stopped by Flight Club last night around midnight with a group of friends. Very attractive line up of dancers. It's funny because the week before we were there and the line up was underwhelming. The…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Dead night...

I have a friend who loves this place for some reason so I was dragged here last week. It is not bad by any means but you have Mons 5 minutes away and The…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Twas the hump day before X-mass

ENTER THE CHAINDOG. Came in on the 23 of December. Maybe $300 in my pocket to spend. At 8:30 PM the club was EMPTY! Maybe 4 customers!?! Hey this is XMASS WEEK! Should be standing…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Pink Pony Atlanta

I visit Atlanta a few times a year with work and have been to the Pony a handful of times. The place seems safe with a huge parking lot and plenty of security. Like…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

A bit expensive

So this place has been reviewed several thousand times, I won't add to the physical description, other than its big. Like wall mart big. But at the end of the day, there really…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Pretty nice club - looks like the best option in WPB

I will break-up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- I live in Miami and don't get to the WPB clubs often except maybe “Sugar Ds” every once in a while since…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Neighborhood bar with dancers

Not quite a dive bar, but nothing fancy. Afternoons are great if you can put I the time to be a regular. I used to do in here about one a week (not nearly as…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Unfulfilled Potential

Came into town on business and decided to visit this club. I paid my entry fee and noticed a bar/stage in the middle of the club with a couple of platform stages locates throughout…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

Not to shabby

Everytime I'm in Fort Lauderdale for work I pass this and SG. Today me and my partner decided to pop in and see what this place is about. The outside is extremely nice…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Diamond club review

Visited this club during daytime. There was a guy next to the club handing out free entry cards. Took one and went inside to checkout this club. You enter into a full bar area and…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Is Hustler as Good as it Gets it in the Area?

Washington Park is not a safe town, but the Hustler Club sits right off the highway and you don't need to go into the actual town proper. Thankfully. The club is decent in appearance. Nothing…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Not what it used to be

From what I saw this place is not what it used to be. I think they changed ownership because they even took down the curtains to the Vip area which was pretty much the best…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

DVH

I've been to this place a few times and from my experience it's hit or miss...Its too pricy for the quality of talent, but there are a few gems. Most girls are 4-6s but I've…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Complicated pricing

I am dedicating this review to pricing. The regular cover charge is $20. With the membership card you can get a discount from Sunday to Thursday. Before 11PM the cover is $5.…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Great Club

I recently stopped at this club after a few years. It is a nice club that has been updated. It is not a dive/run down place. It is decent size too, plenty of space. Most…

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Another SW thread w.r.t. gifts

“... I don't know about the other veteran ladies on this board, but for me, getting gifts at Christmas has become basically meaningless due to my stripping career. I mean, I know people mean well, but I now internalize any…

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What is essential Detroit food?

I was curious and I saw this link. Also read Detroit is known for pop, chips and sliders. Better than I thought http://www.chowhound.com/post/quintessential-detroit-food-125546

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Pharmaceuticals and Strip Clubs

Do any of you take anything before going to the strip club? Keep it non-specific because of the nature of the question. Also, have you ever had a stripper who was on anything beyond being drunk? I've taken molly several times…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Old Faces Return....

So I was in Tampa for a meeting, so I decided to try The Penthouse Club again. Walked in and who do I see, but probably one of the best strip club bartenders in Tampa.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Wednesday Day Shift

Stopped by again on a Wednesday afternoon 12/16, I don't know what it is but Wednesday's seem to have the best of the regulars there. Katana Amanda Darla Rosie Jade etc. a bit for everyone…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Not the same Climaxxx of earlier in 2015

Visited Climaxxx on Sunday eve 12/20/15 around 8 pm – free-parking; no cover-charge*; and $4 bottled water. [* most SCs in Miami-Dade are free on dayshift but start charging cover @ 8:00 pm; but not sure…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Newbie Visit

The is a new club for me, but a few of the girls that were at the Penthouse were coming down to work for a couple of hours, so I figured what the heck. So…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In town for business and had long day and was staying at hotel adjacent to the club

In town for business and had long day and was staying at hotel adjacent to the club. Been here before n never realy cared for it cause one its way small with bar that fits…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

fun in the backrooms

It's a good place to visit to learn about atlanta clubs everyone there works at other clubs so if you want good info ask lots of question. The dancers keep there clothes on in the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

very packed fun zone

This bar is a fun zone, the best to enjoy it is to show up in the late afternoon 5-6 if you don't the place will be packed and u will have bad seats. They…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

cheerleaders

Stopped in after work while travelling recently. Tuesday is 2 for 1 day, 2 lapdances for 25 until Midnight. The bar is definitely smokey, but still a good deal. Drink specials…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Revisiting a year later

It has almost been a year since i was last here at the Cricket. As much as i like the not smelling like smoke part, the talents i saw during my last few visit was…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Great Dances, Friendly Girls.

I first went to Sinsations last New Years with a female friend. They club is very couple friendly, offering VIP dances for 2 for the price of one. Going alone I found the dancers to…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Chicas cabaret Friday night.

Friday around 12 am. Mandatory valet parking costs you $10 + entrance $20. It is a nude dancing club, but not all dancers take their cloves off. There are 10-12 dancers. Girls are OK,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Disappointing

I do not understand all the rage with this club. I have been hearing tons of rave reviews about this place recently. Granted I did visit pretty late as well as 2 days before Christmas…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

No Old Friend at the Gold Club

Seeing the hot chicks at the Grizzlies game made me want to see more. Unfortunately, in Memphis I won't be able to see anyone at the club with their clothes off. After seeing Jordan…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Going back again

I didn't stay but it looked great I went to this club around 2AM on a week night, there was a valet available but no real need for him because parking was plentiful and seemed…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Very mislead by previous reviews

Very mislead by previous reviews. First they don't sell beer or wine, juice, soda, water and redbull. Ten bucks gets you as much soda and water you can drink. Set up is pretty cool, plenty…

Blush

Commack, New York

Worthwhile

For some reason I really like this club. I like the look of the place with the faux Greek revival columns, and the smoking inside that gives it an illicit feel. I even sort of…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

blue collar

Try to stop at this place whenever I'm close by and have a little time to spare. I enjoy the variety of ladies thaf work there from heavily tatoo types…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Underwhelming and mechanical

Came in on a Saturday around 11pm to find a club crowded with customers. Unfortunately, the lion's share of the dancers were either drinking with one another at the bar or crowded around a single…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

slow day

this place used to be a usual stop when i was in the area for work. On a saturday or sunday afternoon i would go in and get a couple of beers, watch some sports…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

December 20

Another visit to the Players Club this past Sunday. I had a decent time. Not a great or memorable visit, but not bad either. I received dances from Jordan and Mariah. Jordan is a thin,…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

VIPs Chicago

If you want to stay in downtown Chicago this is your best option in my opinion. Its a $6 uber from the Mag mile and entry is $20. This is the only club in Chicago…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

one of the good clubs I have visited

This is one of the few clubs which i have visited more than twice. Since it is a nude club its non alcoholic and only juices are served for $7. cover is between $10--$12. There…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I'd bet this particular Stars location isn't long for this world, unless something happens to pick up the energy and overall vibe

I'd bet this particular Stars location isn't long for this world, unless something happens to pick up the energy and overall vibe. On my last two visits, there hasn't been much going on. Very…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

Sexy stage shows

Made my yearly trip to check for an ATF and see how the club is evolving. Only two or three of the girls looked interesting. Prices for private VIP is still pretty high for…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

general

This will be my first review for Safari since becoming a Tuscl member! There was a time back in the day that this was one of my most visited clubs from bout 2005-2010 but i…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Enjoyable time.

Miss Kitty's is a nice small place on Bunkum Rd. Parking lot is dimly lit. It is patrolled by security. Parking is free. Entered and paid $8 cover/which included first drink.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Second time is a charm

I visited this place a couple of months ago about 1:00 PM and was disappointed. There were only a few girls working and none of them looked appealing. Then about a week ago…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Landed at the Strip

Had an early flight, stopped off for a visit. Have been here on a couple of month interval for sometime. Nothing really seems to change. Dancer selection is mixture of latin,…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lil D's

What happen to this place?!! Ever since the new management things have been getting worse and worse. The quality isn't the same yet the girls still try to charge extra for dances. I mean I…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Made another visit to Fancy's on...

Made another visit to Fancy's on Thursday (12/24/2015). Got in around 1:00PM and stayed for slightly more than an hour. On this Christmas eve early in the afternoon, I'm surprised by the larger line up! There…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

VIP

Went on a Friday evening at around 10 so I can get a free parking spot and only pay $12 entrance fee - saving $20 for dances. It was a mistake coming to the club…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Xmas eve- last minute stocking stuffer

I made a call to see if they would be open. I was told the club was open 365 days a year, lounge opens at 1pm , dancers start at 5pm. So I had everyone…

Mustang

Junction City, Kansas

Miss this club

I'm not sure if things have changed in the past year or so, but this is my all time favorite club. Very chill vibe where you can just come hangout without a ton of pressure…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday Night visit

Visited on a Saturday night for around 2-3 hours. The best looking gal in the place was Dezi - however she sat on the side with a guy the entire time; she was…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Mandatory Vegas Stop

Me and my buddies had been going to the Rhino as our traditional Vegas stop for years until we found this place. A friend had gone here for a random bachelor party and got…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Chicas Locas

I'm not a big fan of a lot of President Obama's policies, but because of Michael's, I am now in favor of the improved relations with Cuba. While this place has always been primarily…

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Need some advice

I visit the same club fairly regularly so I know a few dances at this particular club. I have the phone number of one dance and we have discussed OTC just haven't set it up yet. Here is…

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This gives me an instant boner

https://www.facebook.com/VSVPFlvcko/videos/1646903135583328/?theater I wish more strippers would do this on stage.

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When/How do you know it is time to stop going to clubs?.....

;) I don't know, but I think that it might be time to actually grow up, and stop going to clubs.... I've been doing the bar and club scene for a long time..... Luckily, I have the money, and the…

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The girl next door

One member recently said that a girl with huge "Ds" was the epitome of the girl next door. I know we all have different tastes but to me that would be more like the epitome of a "B" porno actress. When…

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Merry Fucker Christmas Bitches

https://www.instagram.com/p/_uBRELtQa2/ Picture tells all

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Extras in Ft Walton/Panama City

Fellas, What club should I hit for extras in the Ft Walton/Panama City Area??

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Beverly Hills jeweler was so drunk he can't remember two New York call girls ste

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3354378/Steven-Rostovsky-doesn-t-remember-hookers-stealing-watch-Baccarat-Hotel-parting-Sapphire-Gentlemen-s-Club.html https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2692 Heh, that is a SC that does a very good job pretending it is a regular night club, which I hate. Not worth the money. But oh boy was that an expensive sessions he bought.

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A few facts about ‘Exotic Dancing’ you likely didn’t know (20 Photos)

I question many of these "facts." However, the story contains some good photos. http://thechive.com/2015/12/22/a-few-facts-about-exotic-dancing-you-likely-didnt-know-20-photos/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=exoticdance122415&_branch_match_id=192040965408622723

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The Ultimate PL test is here

It feels like the ultimate measure of a true, dedicated PL monger if we are on this site on Christmas Eve, of all nights. Tonight puts the "P" in PL! So, chime in and acknowledge your true PL-ness. Are…

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You guys get this? Do you?

A wreath of franklins..... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CW0Nv2-WsAA3Ljq.jpg

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Best body

We've obviously seen a lot of great bodies in the strip club, but give me the top body that sticks out to you in your strip club journey, and if you ever got dances from her About six years ago I…

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Interesting

This one stripper told me that she doesn't suck or fuck for money, but that all her friends do that. Hmmm

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Detroit and Toronto

How easy is it to cross in between ?

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The many health benefits of sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3369077/The-science-sex-Experts-reveal-love-hurts-sex-helps-live-longer-s-important-kiss.html

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This explains a lot ...

This explains a lot about why some of you are so hormonal at times. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3372757/Is-half-suffering-time-month-Mood-swings-Bloating-Tears-s-not-just-women-blighted-hormone-cycles.html

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In the spirit of camel toes there is Thigh Gap!

Which is best: http://zingery.com/sexy-thigh-gaps-just-keep-us-coming-back-for-more/?utm_source=contentad&utm_medium=traffic&utm_content=aid&utm_campaign=ContentAdG1 I'm kinda partial to 9 and 10

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Identical twins

Several years ago I was frequenting Scarlet's in Toledo and there was a set of identical twins (the were almost 8's) working there working, one as a waitress, one as a dancer. The waitress always wore a fairly short sun…

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Camel toes

http://www.illholdyourbeer.com/2014/08/13/camel-toe-girls/ What's your top 3?

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The Future of Shopping

A recent trend in retail stores this holiday season is retailers trying out new ways to engage shoppers. One is called "tactile shopping". The goal is offer potential customers the opportunity to "touch, feel, and experience" the product.…

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Local Business Owners Happy To See Huntington Strip Club Shut Down

Phoenix133 has one less West Virginia club to work at. And the Carousel Club appears to be the best club in the state, according to a recent review: "September 25, 2015 • I am a local and have stopped in…

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Strip club party brings up many questions

Female advice columnists are usually not this tolerant of strip clubs. Of course, " It's only at seedier locations that more lewd behavior occurs." DEAR HARRIETTE: I got the most baffling birthday party invitation I have ever received. My friend,…

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OT:How to bring appetite back after flu

I am not user of any other forums, so I will have to ask here, lol. Lately I had really bad flu, which lasted for a week or so. When I am sick, I don't eat at all, I can't…

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MSU vs. Alabama

Ah yes, the finals madness descends once again. This may not be the national title game, but it should be a good one. Naturally, this Michigander is pulling for the home team. What do y'all think, boys and girls. Big…

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Emily -- Founder please address this immediately

I'm sure most of you, like me, are asking who is "Emily." I think shes a regular dancer of Founder who "helps him" around the office. Maybe she's a dream stripper. Founder did add that term to the glossary. Others…

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Scarlet from Cheetah's says Merry Christmas

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12294773_974680189261582_1281087942101127762_n.jpg?oh=81f78a59db680ea37efb99c32eeb99e4&oe=57047EB8

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God damn fucking whales

Two nights in a row, Monday and Tuesday my CF was tied up with whales the 2 hours I was there. So fucking annoying. I swear if I get rich, I'm gonna be a whale and tie up all the…

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Some Holiday Cheer and BOOBIES

Enjoy https://youtu.be/H3CAvDjkGO0

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What would you give up for your hobby?

What other activities would you exclude or cut back on to keep spending on clubbing?

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Would you buy a tuscl.com collared "Official Reviewer" shirt?

Would you buy a tuscl.com collared "Official Reviewer" shirt from us? If so, what size? I am polling to see if our community would like us to purchase a limited line. Design: It would be black long sleeve collared…

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I need to take a break

I've been going to the strip clubs at least once a week for as long as I can remember. I can afford it, so it's fine. However I recently unexpectedly got some big time bills that need to be taken…

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is it me or am i seeing doubles ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/_pOh4vNQfp/ Idk.....smdh.....

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"Primarily" for the dancers here: If a patron buys dances from you but refuses y

I would think not as long as they are spending money in other ways, e.g. lapdances. Apparently I have learned that it takes more than lap dances apparently. I was buying some lap dances and I decided that I had…

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Merry Christmas

I would like to wish all a very Merry Christmas and hope the New Year brings many good things.

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Is "the dog's bollocks" brilliant or non-brilliant?

Ace suggestions all on my requests for alternatives to "brilliant" thread! londonguy was especially helpful! https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39284 But I'm curious, is "the dog's bollocks" good or bad? Or both? If I was I dog I'd rather have my balls than be fixed!…

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West Virginia clubs in Charleston.

As I promised in another discussion, here is a link to one of the clubs in Charleston. I was in WV to white water raft. It was my good luck, Hurricane Ivan was moving through dumping prodigious amounts of rain.…

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Floriduh of course.

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A Florida woman was arrested after police said she attacked her husband for passing gas one too many times. According to a police report, around 3:30 a.m. Dec. 11, an officer responded to a domestic battery…

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Strippers with your number continually texting?

I gave my number to a stripper expecting minimal contact (maybe once or twice, right before I said I'd MAYBE be back in a month,) but she's texted me at least 5 times since I was last in the club…

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1985

Someone found a 1985 Iroc Z28 in a trailer that was brand new! Still had the original factory plastic! And only 4 miles on it! Any ideas what this may be worth? https://youtu.be/qCK7N2SgJjE

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Tonight at the club

Finally got some people! Here are some tips bits of me tonight not the best pics and a few others added in http://s410.photobucket.com/user/DirtyDiana133/library/Mobile%20Uploads?sort=3&page=1

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Is this wrong?

I need opinions of the ethical nature of my planned course of action. I took video girl shopping for Christmas. She chose this gorgeous sexy outfit that really turns me on. It is stunning. I took pictures of it and wrote…

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I can't believe the things that some gorgeous young women will do for money

Just sayin.

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Do or Dare

https://www.instagram.com/p/_mMuMoR6ET/

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WOMEN SINGING 'SILENT NIGHT' WHILE RIDING A VIBRATING SEX TOY IS THE WEIRDEST CH

http://www.maxim.com/women/silent-night-sex-toy-2015-12

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Clubbing in Miami next week

I'm going to be clubbing in Miami next Monday through Wednesday nights (Dec 28-30) checking out the talent for the February meet up. If anyone is interested in joining me one evening let me know. Tootsies is my…

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Where to find women with the biggest breasts

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3370266/The-stunning-maps-reveal-world-glance-manhood-breast-size-obesity-divorce-rates-does-country-fare.html

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My True story

https://youtu.be/3q-aKH9txJY Video reveals it all Im God's greatest creation Im 100 Justin N

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The 50's are here...Spacex rocket lands on dry ground

I thought it was like watching an old sci-fi movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B6oiLNyKKI

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Porn problems :/

So I have crappy Internet where I live and you can't get anything better. The past couple days have been the worse (and the provider just tells you sorry we can't do anything about it.) It blows cause the past…

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Fill in the blank

I'd rather give a hand job to a tranny than -----.

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Auditions to replace "brilliant"?

Since I've started posting here I've played the game of trying to embed the word "brilliant" at least once in each post! It helps that I've developed a system where anything good is "brilliant" and anything that isn't good is…

Post Lapper Tristesse

I assume that the core audience on a strip club forum is 99.99% male (and possibly .01% female poseur) so i think that many of you will recognize a version of the plight I am experiencing. I am suffering from a kind of non-sexual version of the common male problem "post-coital tristesse" (PCT), the feeling of regret immediately following an orgasm. I call it Post lapper tristesse and I think it is sign that I should retire or at least take a break from the strip club scene. I think most men are familiar with the phenomenon of post-coital tristesse. Maybe it will sound odd to women. I am capable of acting (and thinking) at a level of…

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Redheads

I'm pretty-much not into redheads at all; but there's something about this one I like but can't quite put my finger on-it: http://45.media.tumblr.com/0f23b892fe615d03ed3c5982777df5e3/tumblr_nxpawrE23H1t87396o1_500.gif

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Tell us about your ultimate sexual fantasy

What is your ultimate sexual fantasy? And let's keep it to stuff that has happened or has some rationale prospect of possibly happening some day during your lifetime. No impossible shit that will never happen in a billion years like fucking…

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How about you?

The topic "Recommendation for Vegas" made me wonder. Who have you been to a SC with, family wise? Just once or multiple times?. Myself: Wife x 6. Son x 3. Daughter x 1. All three together x 1. Son and I x 2. Wife and I x…

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Is anyone aware of a marijuana drug test for second hand smoke where the non smo

I read Follies reviews that said there was pot smoke. I read evidence of one study where people were tested after one hour of second hand smoke. That test would not represent conditions in a strip club where you might stay for…

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OT: "It's a Wonderful Life" or "Miracle on 34th St"

"Miracle on 34th St" is the best. .................... btw, Merry Christmas!

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Have you ever had to leave a club b/c of technical difficulties ?

From a recent review of The Body Club (a small black club I visit down here in Miami and was there yesterday): “... I am from out of town. I was in town on business and staying at a hotel on…

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What do you like?

What kind of outfits fo you like on a dancer? Anything as long as it's sexy? Lace? Leather? Costumes? Corset? Dominatrix? Innocent looking? Dresses? Rave? Simplistic just bra and thong? Or are you the type to not…

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Cleveland 2AMer

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Cleveland police are investigating an attempted robbery and shooting outside a West Side strip club that left a man injured. Gunfire erupted about 2:30 a.m. Monday in the parking lot of Secrets Gentlemen's Club on Brookpark Road in…

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Upper Decker

Has anyone ever done an upper decker at a strip club

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Porn, is there anything you can't do?

http://jezebel.com/winner-of-pornhubs-college-scholarship-is-a-48-year-old-1748987767

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Keys

I recently was out of town and rented a car. They gave me two key fobs attached together along with a id tag on an unremovable chain. I visited a club with no valet parking. I head…

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Pennsylvania strip clubs

Looking at the top ten best clubs in the world it looks like 2 of the 10 are located in Pennsylvania. Also 3 of the top 15 are from PA. What's going on in PA making these clubs so well…

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Am I the only one that finds rickthelion's Kylie Kardashian post brilliant!

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39249 I almost lost it laughing over my breakfast cereal! Full on milk coming out of my nose practically and choking to death! That guy really commits to the part! It's brilliant! :)

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Female tattooist, 31, to spend Christmas behind bars after being refused bail on

The headline says that a woman was arrested for selling cocaine at Australian strip clubs. But the story should be about police over-reaction and brutal intimidation. "At 11pm, when the clubs were filled with hundreds of customers, around 100 armed…

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WANTING TO BECOME A DANCER

Hello I am 18 years old and I am a young mom I've been thinking about becoming a dancer since I was about 15 lol that's when I got pregnant with my now 2 year old child. Anyways he is…

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Passport Card Question

I'm trying to get my ducks in a row so I can get off the grid long enough to visit HK in Tijuana at the end of the month. I'm going to be in San Diego on the 30th. I have…

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Foul play with DS

I think you just make up shit because you're really not doing the things you say you do on here "What the fuck !" She said as i ask her to use a stap on to fuck my hairy money ass "…

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Recommendation for Vegas

Going to Vegas with my wife next Tue, Wed, Thu nights. I want to see if I can convince my wife to go to a strip club with me. Can anyone recommend one each, a topless, and a full nude,…

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Too Much Fun?

Last month I had some time off of work and a burning desire to see some T&A. So, I went on a little road trip. I ended up going to strip clubs 7 nights in a row.…

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Universe

Philippines!

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Sex in an outdoor hot tub

I have a chance to do this with one of my strippers. Is it worth it, or should I just plan on some foreplay ITT (in the tub), and keep the sex in the bedroom?

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Fuck her or Dump her

https://www.instagram.com/p/_h_6_VtQU0/

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Renting a Car for Clubbing Travels QnA

What is best Renting a car then driving to your destination ? Or Flying in/busing in to your destination then renting a car ?

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No white Christmas for Atlanta

Just looked at the forecast for Christmas day. A high of 75 and a low of 62. No complaints from me. :)

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$200 minimum at Flight Club Detroit?

I've only been to Flight Club Detroit (actually Inkster) a couple times in the last six months, but both times the girls I talked to refused to do standard $30 lap dances. They wouldn't go upstairs at all for less…

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Trump 2016

We're suspending active plans for the glorious cat revolution. Trump has struck a deal with us to give us as many Muslims as we want to eat. It'll be just like Ancient Rome, but he'll be feeding us Muslims instead…

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Ebony Inn New Years Eve Trip to Atlantic City NJ

Has any TUSCL members in the DMV ever joined the Ebony Inn crew on the bus trip to Atlantic City..or plan to go for New Years trip?..how was it and do you highly recommend it?..any dancers going that make the…

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Oh to be a Sultan

60 Minutes Australia says what ya heard... is true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR20P7mZfGM

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Ashley Madison users are now receiving blackmail demands in the mail

http://www.businessinsider.com/ashley-madison-blackmail-demands-post-letter-graham-cluey-2015-12?r=UK&IR=T "This reader says they were a user of Ashley Madison, and now have received a letter trying to blackmail them for more than $4,000 in the mail. Here's their message: I just received a physical postal letter to my house asking…

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Kardashians

For some weird reason I lingered on a re-run of this show for a few minutes. Kim is crying about not wanting a baby shower, and Khloe is trying new clothes to hide her camel toe. I felt my IQ…

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Scanning ID

Platinum Plus in Allentown, PA has a policy of scanning customers drivers licence before you are allowed to enter. Alot of customers don't agree with this policy. There seems y be many issues with this. Your license is…