no money no fun

i went into this club on a wednesday and it wasn't too deathly slow but it wasn't busy at all. i had my wallet filled with cash like any normal gentleman would do in such a club with pretty ladies. once they saw i was tipping the whole club seemed to be just about me. the girls put aside their normal petty differences to sit down beside me and tip girls on stage like i had hoped for. i had three piles of ones, each with about $40 in them. we had tipped about 3 stages and there was still a good amount of money there. a thick black girl came up and put her legs around me and straddled me for some time. she didn't want me looking at the other girls i could tell. before i knew it i looked down and the money and the other two girls were gone and nobody knew where they went. the girl who was on me seemed annoyed with this "drama" or "inconvenience" and just like that all my fun was over. without any cash on me, none of those girls wanted anything to do with me