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Sending out a shout out to non dancer club workers.

I realized that a lot of times on here and even in the club that we (dancers) get all the attention and obviously that makes sense but I would like to give my own little PD83 shout out to the…

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Stripper Arrested in Rhode Island Bank Robbery

"A strip club dancer arrested in a South Attleboro, Mass. motel room has been charged with therobbery of $10,000 from a branch of Santander Bank in Cranston Tuesday." (link posted below) Here's a good example of a dancer that does not…

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Senate act on strip clubs adds to sodomy criticism

Michigan legislature outlaws full nudity in strip clubs after outlawing sodomy. Why would I even go to Detroit strip clubs any more? http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/02/10/state-senate-strip-clubs-and-sodomy/80182952/

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"The People vs OJ Simpson"

There's one scene that shows 14-year old Kim Kardashians's bedroom. She has posters on the wall of Joey Lawrence and Jonathan Taylor-Thomas. Gimme a break. I don't think those were the teen boys she was dreaming of.

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Forget affiliation...

and the other BS, your best guess as to who is our next President? No wrong answers.

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

Place is Straight Outta New York and proud of it

After a few visits to other places around the greater New York area with varying degrees of ratchet and poshness; I feel like Sue's is the quintessential NY hood Strip Club. Sue's has everything you…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

First time

This place is the first strip club I've visited. It's a local strip club in Pinecrest, FL. The venue is small but that wasn't a concern at all because the girls there made up for…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Ehh! Not worth the money...

This is one of those places where you read all the negative reviews and think to yourself that its still worth a shot and then you leave with egg on your face cause you should…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Still the same...which is a good thing!

Got off work a little early today, and decided to head on down to Bandaids. ID scan at the door (3:40pm), no cover, bottle of water was $4.50. Today it was pretty crowded…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Back again

The layout of the club hasn't changed. Double-door entry way. Push to buzz in through outer door. The cashier window is on the left. Pay $10 cover tonight (can be as high…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

So far, top on my list.

I visited this place a while back (8 months ago or so) Saturday evening 9:30pm 11-25 dancers not to many customers, day before was really bad ice/snow storm. Drinks were $7.50, water $5…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Enjoyable Tuesday Evening

Made what was for me a rare evening appearance at the Hi-Liter (I'm a certified day-shifter). Arrived about 6pm, was surprised the club was still fairly busy, most likely due to the Phoenix Open and…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

You Can Do Better DC

I stopped in to kill some time before a flight, this place is really close to DCA. There was no cover. I went to the back bar and ordered a beer that was…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

My go to Raleigh Club.

Every time I am in the Raleigh area, I try to go to this club for at least a little bit. The road leading up to it is sketchy, but it all gets better from…

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, Texas

Woe

Wow is all I can say. This place is awesome. Great drink prices. Had dances from 3 different girls. Chole, Dallas, and Azul. Great two way contact. They are very attentive here. Best bang for your buck…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

Rip Off Report

Patrons beware! The Salesman - Manager does not disclose all the charges involved with the VIP room until after you are in there and decide to get a dance! The cost is $108 if you…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The Cricket Friday before Super Bowl Sunday

After picking up my best friend from the airport felt like enjoying some adult entertainment. It was near the end of day shift The Cricket is not far by car from Det Metro Airport, free…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Just can't get enough

My visit to Paradise Showgirls starts the same as usual. I get off work and try my best to resist and ignore any temptation of visiting Paradise Showgirls. Though these tactics rarely seem to work,…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

tue afternoon

I visited Spice after visiting nearby FG. It was about 4P, The club has a more of a blue collar feel than FG There were only 2 dancers visible and 1 had a very nasty…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Staff is engaging

Girls are always descent with every spectrum danced on . Booze is around half the price of any club in Detroit. Never any hookery or extra um fun compared to other clubs in the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good first experience at Treasure

May be my new go-to club for the Triad area. For context, non-smoking is a must for me (sadly ruled out Cheetah's, which I was hoping to try last night as well). The other two…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Nice place to say you've been

Quality of dances (15/20) – The girls are friendly – very friendly. Roughly 50% of them will offer extras and all are full contact. Most will try to keep you for another song, but the…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

seen better days

Went early around noon, My favorites weren't there settled for a new girl. She wasn't bad but wish my favorite was there. I got about five dances, no lookers mostly fives in looks. lots of…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

dick time

Stopped in around 2:30 pm today. After about 15 minutes sitting at a table a pretty little black girl mid twenties with a great ass and real looking tits stopped by the table and asked…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

This is a really cool club

This is a really cool club. It has two full bars and a kitchen with good bar food.The staff is awesome and they really look out for you especially the managers! The girls varie from…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not a place for couples anymore

First off, I am a regular visitor to Indianapolis and this club is usually a decent club, (except for the ID scanning business) I stopped in with my girl last weekend and before I…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Has gone downhill...

I have not been here for awhile, so I decided to try it out to find a new girl. After getting 4 disappointing lap dances against the wall, a girl by the name of…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Hot girls but not worth the money

This is Centerfolds in Boston. Hot girls some from local colleges but your dollars don't go very far. Some are friendly, most are not, catering to the business guys who come from out of town.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Seeking old friends

Dropped by the Hiliter on my day off after getting my car washed because I had some time to kill. There were plenty of young spinners to choose from on this visit, but I was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good Value!

Was in Scottsdale for the holidays and the wife and I decided to go to a club on NYE (after a couple of strong drinks). We grabbed an Uber and headed to Bourbon Street…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

Closed and shut down!

I went by the place on Super bowl sunday. looked deserted. there was a closed sign and i thought that it was just closed for the day. i looked a bit closer - the club…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Second trip to Landing strip

I've been to this club once before and it was a pretty good time. There were a decent amount of good looking girls and the club was somewhat busy even though it was a weekday…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

OTC

This was a decent visit. I was done with a business meeting and about to head back home to Aiken when I decided to stop by. I arrived around 2pm to see about 10 dancers…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Always worth a stop in

I've been to St. James a few times in the past when I visit Houston. It is one of the biggest clubs I've ever been to and always has at least 20 girls working. Also…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Desperate Mangos!

This place is in the middle of the run down part of Waikiki. You go upstairs and pay your $10 cover, then you go up another step or two to the stage.…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

cloud nine

Stopped by while on a business trip on a Tuesday afternoon. Mileage was pretty good during the lab dances. Not a lot of bouncers around to hound you about touching rules so the girls would…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Took the wife to "Thee Doll House", then Mons...

The Wife and I were visiting Tampa for a few day for business, then had a free evening at the end of our trip. We had planned to go out to the clubs, so…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Classy and sexy

I've been here several times, and most times it has been a very good experience. The club is located off Rte. 46 - back near the DMV - a non descript building from the outside.…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Waste of time

Ricks actually is surprising as possibly is one of the clubs in washington that has a better enviroment and stage set up. Confy seats, spacious and with two different stages in which dancers execute 2…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Not bad for a juice bar

Heard that this was the only nude club in northeast Ohio. There were four girls when I got there and 2 customers. It is $10 for entrance and $15 for the VIP room…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Private Dance

I stopped by on Saturday night around 10:00 pm. It has been a while since I visited this club and I wanted to check it out. Not much has changed in years, the…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Lazy afternoon at the Raven

I travel to visit family in nearby Levittown so I try and make a stop at the Raven at least once when I am there.  The place is slow in the afternoon but that is…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Like a dive bar...

Avoid this place. Not only is parking hard to find on Aurora but this place is dirty. That doesn't usually bother me. I revisited here to see if I went on an off night. This…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Still hoping

Another disappointing visit to the club. I keep hoping it will get better. I went there several weeks ago and there were no dancers, but I did enjoy the afternoon with a beer, talking to…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

I'm liking Pure Gold more and more with each visit

As I have mentioned before, Pure Gold is not my club of choice when I'm visiting Rancho Cordova but I pop in just to see what's going whenever I'm in town. This time as well…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Don't Bother

My friends and I visited Chez Joey last Thursday evening during our annual golf trip. Although we read a lot of bad reviews on the club, we were overly optimistic when we drove up to…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Good Establishment

I was with a couple other friends of mine, walked in $10 cover. Sat down didn't take long for a few girls to come over. Most of them are pretty hot 7-9's depending…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Great atmosphere

Best selection in have seen in Houston. I have been here several times and it is very consistent. There is only one really unattractive woman in have seen there. There are usually 2-3 pretty hot…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

hit or miss. best you can get for this area

as i said before, 'otb' is hit or miss. i went there recently after being gone for a long time and i was glad to see that they cleared out a lot of the old…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Worth a visit

The place had a decent bar and the wait staff was friendly enough, about half the dancere were decent and a couple were attractive. The $25 lap dances were decent but you can't touch…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

Friday afternoon about 2:30

Friday afternoon about 2:30. 4 girls working, 3 huskies with lots of miles on them and Dixie, the reason I came. Beer has gone up $0.25 to $3.25, I think it was. VIP dances are…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Quality of Dancers Pretty Low

Recently in Jacksonville, so I stopped by the club. Hadn't been to the club in awhile, but some of the old (long-time) dancers are still there. I had a long conversation with the Russian dancer,…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Good experience

Going solo during a Friday afternoon turned out to be a good one for me. This was my first ever trip to this place. I wasn't expecting much but someone named Tanya made it great…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Super Bowl - Bust

So the Flight Club had been advertising for sometime about opening early (4pm vs the normal time of 7pm on Sunday) and their super bowl party. I had an 8pm flight that evening…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

declining

This used to be my favorite club with dances at 10 dollars each. The afternoons seem to be ok and you even get a free shot in the afternoon. Parking is…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Not Hot

I was driving back to D-Town down 94 and had some time to kill so I exited and headed over to John's Hot Spot. I've been going here for years and a number of name…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

funny mid week night

So I don't stop by clubs that much in the evenings but since I was passing by mid week I decided to stop. I checked out the room got a drink played some keno…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hot women but pricey

My friend and i ended up here after drunkly walking up and down the strip. We were approached and offered a free ride and admission. Once we got in we paid a for a package…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

After having a bad experience on my last visit, I avoided the Tiki for the longest time

After having a bad experience on my last visit, I avoided the Tiki for the longest time. I decided to give them another chance and I am so glad I did! I arrived around 10pm,…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Completely disappointed

Its been a while since I went to a strip club and figured I'd give X4B a try since I was in the area. I will cut to the chase. All the girls were a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Pushy

Went on a Friday night around 9PM. Paid my due and walked in. This place has a stage pretty big with two poles. The bar is on the far right as walking…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

meh

I was in Columbus for a conference and was bored one night, so I decided to check out Cahoots. I arrived around 10pm, paid a $10 cover, and found a table a little bit away…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Smoky but decent

Haven't been to CR North East in a while and since it was the only decent club other than Oasis in Philadelphia that was non smoking, I was looking forward to a good evening. Walked inside,…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Gambling now legal

New update to this club and several in the area for that matter. Gambling has now been legalized, though I am not sure to what extent. A roughly 15x20' area of this club is…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Classy but high priced

Club is very nice, with two floors. Main and side stage on first floor, as well as large bar with 360 degree seats. Upper floor has private dance booths, dance couches that are higher priced,…

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True Love

In the moment before I ejaculate I almost always feel a deep and passionate love for the woman I'm in. This overwhelming feeling of love is particularly strong if I'm fucking her pussy bareback But within ten seconds of…

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10 AMer

Does this make her a ROB? http://www.providencejournal.com/news/20160210/strip-club-dancer-charged-in-cranston-bank-robbery

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Question about getting sex from civilian MILFs

A few nights ago I'm at dinner with free girl. I look over at her and say "I want to fuck you ten different ways." 15 minutes later we are in the hotel room, she's nude, and she's…

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4:50AM'er

Well, almost anyway http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/02/flats_strip_club_employees.html#incart_river_home

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Dancers with butt plugs

I have never personally seen this in a club but i have seen it mentioned here before... What if you were going to get some dances from a dancer with a butt plug, for whatever reason this turns you on. You…

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Instagram = Eye Porn

So even though I'm a younger guy on here, and a technology junkie (always buying the latest gadgets). I have for the most part shunned all social media. I have a Facebook account and I haven't even logged…

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Joke of the Day

A young couple was having major marital problems, so the wife suggests a marriage councilor. Reluctantly the husband agrees. During their first meeting the husband sits in his chair slouched with his arms crossed. The counsellor says "let's start…

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Has John Smith heard this one?

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for applicants who had answered, "Yes," was "Why?" The lawyer answered it, "Never got caught."

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Jackson MS 2AMer

Jackson[MS] Police Department is looking for three unknown suspects who shot a man in the parking lot of a Jackson strip club. According to JPD spokeswoman Colendula Green, a man was in the parking lot of the Black Diamond adult entertainment…

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Who does anal in VIP?

Today I was at my favorite club and hooked up with a dancer that I have gotten dances from before and they were good ones but I never did VIP with her. I rate her a solid 8. Early 20's,…

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Nashville Tennessee

Is there any clubs worth going to in Nashville

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I miss Detroit

Yeah right, I don't miss those winters at all! People here in LA don't even know what snow is. Being serious though, a lot of my family is still back in the D, so I'll visit there 2-3 times a year.…

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Sex in public places

You ever had sex in a public place? For me, I've had sex on the beach, in the park, and one time at the bar of a strip club (I'm kidding about the last one).

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How about pre-gaming before hitting the club

Have you ever done it? Do you do it? Would you ever do it? I did once and boy....did it save me some dollars. Only had to pay for entrance drink and I was ready to grab the first hottie…

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Super Bowl ad that we weren't allowed to see

http://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/ben-stiller-wore-lip-gloss-and-made-a-female-viagra-commerci?utm_term=.huyw3pEBZ4#.huyw3pEBZ4

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What It’s Like To Watch The Super Bowl In A Strip Club

"Who watches big sporting events from a gentleman’s club?" TUSCLers? http://uproxx.com/sports/super-bowl-50-strip-club/

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Fla. man in strip club may have broadcast his own murder live on Periscope

You can now experience those 2AMers live on social media. http://wncn.com/2016/02/09/fla-man-in-strip-club-may-have-broadcast-his-own-murder-live-on-periscope/

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Made a mistake, but will return

Ok, so I went here, it was dead, no alcohol, very little music, and TVs weren't working. There was an attractive mexican girl that was getting ready (and taking forever) that I wanted to…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Inconsistent club

I visited the club just after 4pm on Thursday. Note, the club only opens at 4pm, not earlier as was listed on this site. No cover, and beer was $3.00. Interior of…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Not bad in ypsi

Made two visits. Nude stage dance but not couch. There was a fine looking girl Chastity who wont even let you touch her body, not about part. She asks 20 dollars for touching. So no…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Unimpressive

The club was super dead but I attribute that to being a Monday night. Only 3 customers in the place and I was the only white one. Kinda felt like that scene in Animal House…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I had never been to George's Cafe

I had never been to George's Cafe...drove by it a couple of times, but was always in a hurry, so I never thought to stop in. I had heard that it was under new…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Ckassy girls

This club is great. Girls are beautiful and nice. Definitely know how to have a good time and take care of you in the vip rooms. You can get free food from…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Another great time at Beamers

I've been going here on and off for well over 15 years, and have submitted several reviews. After a fairly long break, I finally had the chance to stop in here again on my…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Slow shift

Well, as other reviews have put it, hiliter can be kind of hit or miss. This visit was a bit closer to the miss side, but far from my most disappointing or depressing visit to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hopping on Friday night

I'd never been to Pandora's before, so I thought I'd branch out and give it a try. Got there a little after 9pm on Friday night, and the place was… well, not quite packed, but…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Last Resort club

I stopped in here on a Saturday night because I was in the area and didn't want to go home. Wish I would of just went home. Valet charges you even if you wish not…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

maybe visited at a bad time

I visited this club right before thanksgiving so usually I might be a little lenient in the review . however I visited another club nearby the same night which turned out to be quite good…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

Meanwhile at paradise

I found this club while walking around the bloor and lansdowne area. Thought it was funny that a strip club was in between a church and a value village, I had to check it out.…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Superbowl stripper sh*t

Superbowl Sunday I arrived in Daytona Beach after 4pm with no specific plans. A quick check of my options left me with: beer and snacks in the Hotel bar and the game on a…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Again!

I seem to choose the worst days to visit! After 9 pm on Tuesday, 5 $ cover, 3 girls! two white on the thick side, and the third with fake boobs,…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Customer day ?

Most likely the finest AA dancers in Georgia work here. The club is located in a shopping center off highway 78 in Clarkston. To avoid paying for parking I parked at the opposite end…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Always a good time

I like to pass through Kokomo on my way through Indiana any chance I get. The Hip Hugger is relatively easy to find and located conveniently just off the main highway. It doesn't have the…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Overhyped

I stopped in this club late Friday night to check it out. I'm usually in Pasco, so thought this would be a nice change. Entry fee wasn't too bad, more then I'm used…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Decent.

Valet is nice and we'll mannered. As soon as you walk in the door you are greeted by a floor host, get your ID checked and you pay your $20 entrance. Depending on what time…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

After making a drop at nearby O'Hare, I decided I needed a drink and stopped in to Louie's with very low expectations as it was only around 2:00

After making a drop at nearby O'Hare, I decided I needed a drink and stopped in to Louie's with very low expectations as it was only around 2:00. I was under the impression that…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Stage show was nice to watch and very interactive. Dance costs are a bit insane

I came into Casa around 4 on a Monday for the first time. I had heard a lot about this place so went out of my way to get there. The dancers were very friendly…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Best in Knoxville

Had to stop in again while in area for business. Best club in Knoxville area. All dancers MUST get nude on stage which is not the case for all area clubs even though…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

New York, New York

Over Priced trickery

Went to New York on business. After a couple of long meetings we decided to go out for the evening. Cheetahs was on the same block as the Westin in time square.…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

playhouse dolls

I went in on a Monday night with my boyfriend and we got dances from a sexy chocolate goddess named Lauren. she has a nice set of natural tits and an ass to match.…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Ghetto Booty

If you like ghetto booty, this is the place However, I do not. This was a Tuesday and it was under 21 night, so the place was crowded. All the dancers were black and large, not a…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

fantasies

Nice enough club. In an out of the way, industrial area. Its at least 20 minutes from any other club or any part of Baltimore that you'd be in. They do scan your…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Final Try

Quick review to remind myself to stop trying to see if this piece of crap joint has improved. Stopped in on Super Bowl Sunday during the 4th quarter. The thug at the door…

Venus Room

Dallas, Texas

Okay place

I just come from this place. I've never experienced something like this. I quite like it actually. I found this place through this website. Thought it sounded interesting. Same as the other reviews. You walk in…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good First Experience

This was my first time going to any strip club ever. It was a Thursday before 7, so I thought things would be slow. I sat at the tip rail and tipped two dollars per…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

great club!!

visited al's on a saturday night. i got there a little early it was $7 to get in. there weren't many dancers but that may be because it was early like around 7pm. this place…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

It Depends

What depends, you may ask? Your experience in the club depends entirely on your companion, but I've had good and I've had not as good (no "bad" really). Most of the girls who work The…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Awesome!

This was my first strip club visit and it definitely won't be the last! Especially to Cheetah's! The women are amazingly beautiful. The food is excellent. It's a great place to go when you want…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Nice Club for after a night at the casino

Went there last Saturday with a few friends, drinks prices are reasonable for a strip club, and the talent is pretty good. The girls worked our table in teams and were a little…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

A Mixed Bag

This place has been up and down for many years that I have gone here. There is not much to this club. large bar with lots of seating on bar height chairs. The…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

ITS Okay

this club is pretty okay, lots of dancers. multiple dancers on stage at once. Girls are very friendly. and so are the bouncers. not the best looking strip club but its one of the best…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Intimate Club

I stopped by Shooters Alley Midtown about 6:30. There were only 2 girls available and as luck would have it there were only one other customer. I got a beer and talked with the…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Well worth the time

I hadn't been to this Cheetahs before - I had visited in Las Vegas, Atlanta and Sarasota previously - and expected a fairly standard experience. I have to say that when I saw there…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Saratoga review

Went here with my wife on a mini-vacation to Duluth. Our expectations were low given it's Duluth, but I'm happy to say they were exceeded. About five girls were dancing. You stand…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Players Visit

I frequent this place once a month on the average. I would rate the girls overall in the seven rage. You'll get your 9's all the way to your 2's. The bartenders are quick to…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Evening visit

Arrived at the club around 7PM, this time remembered the VIP pass from last visit. Not too many PL's and dancers. Didn't see the dancers from last time, Tiffany, Kiana or Star. Sat by myself…

Club Super Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

Club Super Sexe

Went with a couple of buddies on a work trip to Montreal. I have heard this place is a bit of a tourist trap, but we wanted to see for ourselves. Huge sign…

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The day when everyone blocks me...

I think I am 3/4 of the way there, but don't understand why. It's quiet depressing. Maybe I will jerk off with a tie around my neck that is also tied to the cieling fan. I will proceed to turn…

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could u cum on dis ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBlbp43JNdd/

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Blonde spinner twins from Portland?

Apparently we've inherited a pair of twins from Portland here in SD. Any of you guys familiar? Slim, small asses, natural small boobs.

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Clubber in the "VIP" with his Asian

Rare footage... The listerine mouthwash prep, the vacuum pump, the spitting...it's there in all glory. http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5626098/asian_grandpa_and_hooker.html

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You might be a stripper if...

Read of few of these signs that you might be a (teacher doctor accountant etc.) if things on the internet so here is one you might be a stripper if If your wallet is a crown royal bag You wear a bra…

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7 seconds of Crazyjoe as a kid......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL0VTVsCnA0

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A crime in Michigan

During their session last week, the Michigan Senate passed a bill that effectively bans all forms of sodomy, anal,oral,gay, and non-gay - making the acts punishable by up to 15 years in prison (SB 219). It now goes to the…

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Anybody like cock rings?

Firefighters on the Costa Blanca were called to an unusual rescue last week when they had to use specialist cutting tools to free a 36-year-old man’s member. The Lithuanian man arrived at the Accident and Emergency section of Denia hospital after…

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Broncos Ralley

I am Downtown Denver at the Parade. This is insane! 20% of the entire state is downtown. I will post some videos earlier. The only shocking thing is we are in the mile high city and i dont smell…

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Tampa clubs

I'm looking to take my wife to a club in Tampa. Where can we get the most mileage for lap dance and / or VIP?

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It's 2am then what ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBkTFvYtQc352MMDmZf27iMv9pMnT9e9kI_WcI0/

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Miami meetup Reminder (in case you've been hiding under a rock)

In case you somehow missed it, the meetup is this weekend. Yes it's so big it's in two parts. This Friday and Saturday. Starting at 6 pm at Tootsies. PM me for any details. I have heard rumors…

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Father leaves 3-year-old son home alone to visit strip club

PL Father of the Year. http://kutv.com/news/offbeat/father-leaves-3-year-old-son-home-alone-to-visit-strip-club

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Nice guys make friends they don't get laid. It all boils down to that. Can you live with yourself for telling women want they want to hear and being a dick to get what you want? I can't possibly write one more lame discussion…

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???

This is not an original thought of mine. I can't remember where I heard it. But, I thought it was funny. Big tits on a fat girl are like abs on a skinny guy, they don't count. Can't tell you how many BBWs…

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An Unexpected Result from 20 Years of Strip Clubbing

I’m really not trying to brag. Because this happened without me even being consciously aware of it. But it has become immediately and abundantly clear in on line dating. It’s so clear that I’m really shocked by…

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Nina's new profile pic

Did any of you catch NinaBambina's new profile pic? Yowzers she looks hawt!! I'm gonna have to make it rain on her ass the next time I'm in Detrot.

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A Peak into the VIP room

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiRHHDAJ48/

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Donuts & Juice = Death

https://www.yahoo.com/news/video/man-dies-starting-krispy-kreme-124014531.html In Detroit they smoke crack, in Miami they do coke, in NYC they do heroin, in the midwest they do meth (aka) redneck cocaine, in Denver they smoke buddah and in North Carolina they eat donuts.

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Denver Broncos

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBjFKqsNQXImvz-g0sHd3N_WVhy-ic3KIRd6KM0/

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Pics thread

I wish all the ladies on TUSCL would post some pics. How about this, I'll post a pic of myself first. This is me. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qetl4

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Love making songs

Dim down the lights a little bit, it's slow jamz night on TUSCL. What are some of your favorite songs to play when you're puttng in work in the bedroom aka late night sex? These two songs are on my playlist Usher- Nice…

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Wifey material: Miss Universe

I'm a big fan of the 2015 Miss Universe winner. She is gorgeous, she is nice, she is smart. Best of all, she can be one of the guys http://manila.coconuts.co/2016/02/03/watch-miss-universe-pia-wurtzbach-charms-and-dabs-carolina-panthers She's got all the ingredients to being a great wife. Hopefully she's not…

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Business is as usual again.

February !! YAYYY !!! IMO, the worst or best month of the year for strip clubs is January. Now that we've received our bills for Christmas gifts, we can resume where we left off. That is,…

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you must get your dick wet in this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiddiTy2rC/

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That annoying moment when you see a couple new comments on your thread..........

And it's just SJG talking about an entirely different subject.......

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Panthers ripped

Panthers got a major dis after the game and guess what, it was on point “We don’t have to say nothing," Ward said. "We let them do all the talking. We let our pads talk. We talk with our helmets and…

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Profit huge going long on this stock last week pussies

Nugt jnug gdx or any other leveraged gold etf. Fuck all of you uneducated fucks.

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A picture of Clubber at his favorite club in Florida

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiQo8stQQM85_NSZ2k4m52OkR7xa2Ako5RzpY0/

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Titty Fuckin Time !!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBiBSeswAUA/

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25 Hottest wives and girlfriends of NFL players

http://m.todayslifestyle.com/entertainment/celebs/the-20-hottest-nfl-wives-and-girlfriends-201550697/?utm_c1=A&utm_c2=130491&utm_c3=A_16288&utm_c4=102364&utm_source=nativeads_Mobile&utm_medium=A_16288&utm_campaign=NA_Mobile_102364_130491&utm_content=20_Of_The_Most_Insanely_Hot_Wives_And_Girlfriends_Of_NFL_Players

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How is Cam newton like a fig newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure

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Top 4 Destinations in US

I had a dream last night in which somebody gave me a pile of cash and said meet me in San Diego in a week but fly to four cities before you go there. My first thought was, "Ill go…

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wood u fook dis bertch ¿ 4 £200

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBg87SvS2vy/

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Recession pricing coming to a club near you

I don't know about anyone else, but I am convinced that we are either in a recession or heading into one. While I never wish for recession as it makes my life tougher in certain ways, I will admit…

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A draft excerpt from My Life with Strippers

I'm writing a book that has the working title My Life With Strippers. You guys are blessed (or cursed if you prefer) by functioning as a sounding board for the stories. This will take me quite a…

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I Hope Manning Bought Wade Phillips 2 Hookers In San Fran Last Night

God knows he deserved them.

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Von Miller Wins Super Bowl MVP, Says “F*ck Disney, I’m Hitting Up the Strip Join

http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/02/07/von-miller-super-bowl-mvp-strip-joint/

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People are idiots

Criticizing the funniest super bowl ad. Let's just get it over with and ban humor cause some jack ass somewhere will always be offended. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3436627/Viewers-slam-disturbing-winner-Doritos-Super-Bowl-ad.html

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Stripper Fuck Buddies

Free girl and I are sexting. Details of sex acts, pictures, etc. This is entirely free. She set up another date. She genuinely wants to fuck me. And refuses to even speak of me paying. This is…

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If you are sad now...

Just do the Broncos Bounce. That will cheer you up! https://youtu.be/9iXz2zVnrzU

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Regrets

Those who follow the exploits of the PL's in the discussion pages know that I've been seeing one stripper ( my ATF) for more than 6 years. She has helped me erase all listings of a sexual nature from my…

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And the Riots begin!

The first two times Denver won the Superbowl, we rioted. Is Denver doing it again?

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Cam Newton

Panthers should cut him from the team if he can't pull out one more clutch Win for the Title

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1 Club to chose in Southern Florida

What is the one club to chose from in Miami or Southern Florida if that's ll the time I have. Should be nude or topless, lots of skinny young gals, touching allowed and not too expensive. Thanks guys (and maybe some gals

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Bud Bowl

Whatever happened to the Bud Bowl? Remember when the beer bottles played football?

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Juice and JS 69 like to butt fuck each other after the 69

Go Broncos you fuckin queers

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The Super Bowl

Some pre-game observations... I liked the introduction of the 50 Super Bowl MVP's. But, geez, until about year 25, I think they all had a limp. Wow, I didn't Marlee Martin had such big tits

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Doncha love reviews on clubs that are closed?

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2998

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Clackport accused of rape....

Gets renown lawyer John Smith to defend him....... http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/120130105649-mockingbird-1-story-top.jpg

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Would you believe me if I told you I got sex from a pornstar?

I fucked Kelly Divine. It costed a pretty penny, but I was not passing up the opportunity to fuck a porn star even if I had to pay for it. She had an ad on Backpage and I jumped on…

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Anyone notice some dancers wearing Halloween contacts when it's not Halloween?

I did last night. I assume maybe the dancer is into Goth. She was dressed up like a regular dancer but when I saw her eyes turn to the side, it was like looking at a creature…

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Stirred shit and had to leave lets continue the political talk now that im back

I had to log off shortly after my post the other day so to reply since it seemed like a fun discussion. First off women's rights. Abortions are generally not an easy thing for a women to do. Now don't…

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Go Panthers

Denver doesn't have a prayer.

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On the porn production set

Damn it's a slow morning. Are you losers all at church? Here's another recent development from my life with strippers to try to wake people up. Dancer friend, a good regular, tells me about how she is going to…

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Blow job preference

When receiving a blow job, do you like it if the girl jerks off the bottom half of your dick with her hand while sucking the top half and letting you cum in her mouth? Or do you prefer…

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Dancer ethical dilemma

What are the ethical standards that govern this situation? Dancer A comes up to sit with random customer. She hangs with him for three songs. He doesn't buy her a drink. They just talk. The guy seems…

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The Struggle is Real

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBe-WiZNQRNRNm4bH91shFl5Ks1zBc6CkiMKNo0/ Next time tip your strippers

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Honest ? Are you guys addicted to strippers because your wives are bitches?

I am...

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I made Google my bitch.

I was able to get two companies ranking front page of Google in due time without using PPC. This is more bad ass than anything you can do in the business world especially in one of the industries im in.…

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First night dancing.

I might have, for the first time, met a dancer on her first night ever dancing tonight. I've met lots of dancers who say it's their first night. Usually they mean "first night at that club." Once or twice they…

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Tampa 2AMer; literally

1 dead, 7 injured at Club Rayne. Shooting happened around 2AM. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tampa-strip-club-shooting-leaves-one-dead-7-injured-police-n512741

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What do you guys think of her?

http://content.thehun.net/2006/2006828_A_brunette_spreading_from_Milan.html Full gallery here: http://content.thehun.net/2006/2006828_A_brunette_spreading_from_Milan.html Nice eyes but wish they were blue

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VIP room prices?

What's the difference between a $150 or $200 VIP room and 5 or $600 VIP room for an hour? What are you doing for $600? Assuming no sex?

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For Chessmaster

Yes/No ? http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/Destiny_cd/5201348/164194052/_n4gb13V0eo1qivd1ao1_250.gif

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The queen of Snapchat is dead

www.nydailynews.com/enertainment/gossip/playboy-model-katie-critical-condition-stroke-article-1.2520757 Very sad. She was hot as fuck too.

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Mr Sea's I'm in you neck of the woods

Visiting the Space Museum

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Watch the video.

http://www.local10.com/news/local-10-investigates/prostitutes-faster-than-pizza-in-hialeah?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Ferrari race car breaks auction record.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/12143556/1957-Ferrari-335-S-Spider-Scaglietti-breaks-auction-sale-for-racing-car-at-24.7-million.html

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NYC UP and COMING DANCER

I am a new up and coming Dancer. I've decided to make this a "Career" for a few years ( if I can handle it that long) in order to achieve some of my many goals ( starting a business,…

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Poetic Justice

A year or so ago, my CF's ex-boyfriend left me a voice mail, threatening to beat me to death. Apparently he objected to an "old pervert" fucking a 28-year-old stripper that he called his "fiancee." I did…

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Need Advice

So I'm going to the strip club tonight and earlier this week one texted me wanting me to get dances from her and just her. Another one texted me and said pretty much the same thing. I told them that…

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Valentine's Day Commercials

I think it started even earlier this year with the Valentine's Day ads by the jewelers and other companies who want you to spend tons of money to buy the one you love an expensive present. Do you guys who…

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Female PLs

I've now seen it. Female PLs that are just as bad as some of you. Maybe worse. They say they love me by the third message. They give me their phone number by the second message. They send…

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1 dead 7 injured in Tampa 2AMer.

(CNN)Gunfire erupted early Saturday morning inside a Tampa strip club, leaving one dead and seven injured as police hunted for answers. Police in the western Florida city first heard about the shooting in Club Rayne shortly after 2 a.m. Saturday. Officers…

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Did I beat shadowcat?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/06/seven-shot-at-florida-club-police-say.html

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Controversial strip club ad pulled from Texas State campus newspaper

Co-eds have to pay their tuition somehow. http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/84893917-story

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Massage

Thank God for loose women with questionable morals. One man's trash is certainly my treasure. I have completely gone to the dark side. I have no desire to return to traditional dating. I even had to stop going to a local bank branch because…