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Clubbing

No, not clubbing seals. LOL Given the chance, which of your buddies here on TUSCL, would you like to meet and go clubbing with. In my eperience, every one that I have met from TUSCL was a good choice…

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Arlington, DFW clubs - worth checking out?

I will be coming into town to attend the Cowboys game on Saturday night. I won't have a lot of free time and if I do decide to hit up a club it will likely be at night. I mostly club…

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Distracted driver hit and killed bicyclist on Florida highway while receiving or

This is worse than texting while driving. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-driver-distracted-oral-sex-killed-bicyclist-cops-article-1.2457305

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The Show Palace, Long Island City strip club, closed for allegedly selling marij

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/long-island-city-strip-club-shuttered-investigation-article-1.2464232

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

A chill place to hang out

First off, you have to known that if you go, make sure India is working. She is super friendly and a lot of fun. The place is decent. During the day its…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Less of a strip club, more of a brothel

Actually visited on two separate nights, on a Friday and Sunday night. Did not get charged a cover, quick part down by the bouncer, and immediately asked to buy a drink at the bar.…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

Went there and was dissapointed

The club honestly looks beat down place you don't want to be. A bit rough on the structures, not cool, bathroom is not even fully operational or being remodeled. The lights were hitting the face…

Angels Den Gentlemen's Club

Rosendale, New York

Fun and cozy

This club is a fun and cozy little club. The pros are that the lap dances are cheaper than most in the area , which I like because it allows me to be more generous…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Great second visit

I tried Roxy's again last Sunday around 9pm and I was glad to find the place was full of girls. There were easily 14 or so on the floor, with a second stage in use…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Cool beach club

The club is kind of dark, especially when coming in from the beach. It's a lot bigger inside than the appearance from the outside would seem to allow. When you enter you walk along the…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

2nd Review of Road House

Since my first visit in July I have made a few more visits, often just to stop in and see who was available then soon leave. Based on these visits there is a lot…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's Showplace

I'm not a fan of the layout of this club. The main room has a U shaped main stage that faces away from the lounge where everyone sits. This means that if you want to…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Good ....

My first impressions looking from the outside was that this was going to be a tiny place. I was a little surprised when I got in that the place was bigger than expected. On the night…

Disturbio (was Prestige Mens Club)

Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco

Would return but wasn't what I was expecting

You walk in to an ostensibly standard strip club... Flashing lights, big pole on a platform in the center and they show you to a seat. You have a host who will offer you a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise doesn't disappoint but...

Visited Paradise on a trip to California and while the the club was great as usual on a Saturday night. I can't help but feel as if it hasn't improved since I was here last…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

More Brazilians

After a few disappointing trips (few dancers, dancers not DTF, etc)...I recently hit the jackpot. Last trip, there were two new Brazilian babes right off the boat from Rio. Tall thick blond named…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogart's visit

I was in town on business and heading back to the airport to go home. I had some time so decided to stop by Bogarts. I hadn't been there in a few months,…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Don't waste your time

Been here about 3 times and it is always bad..I swore never to come back here but decided to go because I was in the neighborhood and temptations was closed..there were a bunch of girls…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Always a good bet

This club is always a good bet. The dancers do not technically work for the club and pay to dance there. The house rule is PASTIES, however only the nipple needs to be covered…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Foxy Lady Saturday Night in December

$3 parking, $10 Club entry. Very pretty women and a lot of them. Dances were $25, I was short on cash so I got 1 dance from 2 different girls. Girl #1…

Christie's Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

In the neighborhood

I was on this side of town and saw this club. Very nice building and lights on the outside do the place does stand out and that's what attracted me to the place to…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Always delivers

I travel a fair amount and when I'm in Tulsa, i try to stop by and they always seem to deliver. While I've never experienced any extras there, I have the…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Nice club

Check out the girl from Brazil. Wow! I stopped at scores gentlemans club in mooresville, North Carolina on my way back from a trip to the mountains. I had heard it was nice and that…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Ok place

Went on a Thursday afternoon. No cover at the time I went in. The club is very nicely appointed and decorated. I was pleased with the dancers, but there were only…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Same old deal

Went to Bottoms Up on a Thursday afternoon. There were only two other cars in the lot so I figured I would get a lot of attention from the dancers. There were three…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

This is one of Louisville's most laid back strip clubs, probably one of the oldest

This is one of Louisville's most laid back strip clubs, probably one of the oldest. I have been to the Green Light a few times and have never been disappointed. This is not a high…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Not Worth it

Just forget going to this place. Warehouse looking and feel. Management changed for the worse and the last time I was here, dancers used their phones for music which stops when they got a call…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

The Starter Strip Club

I like to refer to this place as the starter strip club. By this I mean a lot girls get there start stripping at this place. Some because they don't want to get…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Good time

Arrived around 1130pm on a Wednesday night. About 8 girls working. Air dances were $15. Or if I wanted contact dances, it's 5 for $150. $50 goes to the house, $100 goes…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Was the best of times

Several months ago I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon. Had a long weekend, and thought Bliss would make for a good start. Best idea ever! It was slow when I arrived,…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Not bad for a Tuesday

The Basics: - $5 cover. Grab a flyer for free admission before 7pm. - 1 drink minimum without managers being pushy dicks about it like at Cheetahs - $12 Stella. Steep city prices. I stopped in to Private…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Increase in Table dance Prices

I went to this club after a few months break. Upon entry I was greeted my a pretty girl who was a solid 8 on looks and body. I grabbed my beer and sat with…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I went to Silk Exotic after midnight on a Wednesday night. The club is located right in the downtown of the small town of Juneau, population 2,718. The building has faux pillars out front and…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

Underwhelming

Visiting from Alaska and maybe I'm just used to full nude. This is more of a bar with a dance area than it is a strip club. A lot of really good dancers but nothing…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Not like it used to be

FD was my fave for years but my last few visits have been disappointing. This time I showed up around 4:30 (cover starts at 5). Took a seat and watched for a while.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies ATL

This is my favorite club in ATL. The girls in here seem to change around a lot but most of the time they are 6-8's with a Few 9's and every now and then a…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

X4B better than Bazz????

I went to this club late in the morning and to be honestly there were hits and misses at the club. The action really didn't pick up till about 2am.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Nice Time

I stopped by a few days ago around 8 pm. I hadn't been here in over 2 years. There were many of the same faces, with a few new ones. What I like about this…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Another Try

Well I gave this Club another try and it was a totally different atmosphere than my last two experiences. Arrived around 11pm on Friday night cover was $10 and they had a very nice…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Unexpectedly Good Time

I was in town and planned to visit Deja Vu first and then head over to the Body Shop. I never made it to the Body Shop because I was having a very nice…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Sunday Afternoon: Why Bother?

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon around 3. Much to my surprise, the club was completely dead. Walked in, paid the cover, and saw three dancers and maybe five other customers, all seated at the…

Crystal Blue Cafe

Willimantic, Connecticut

Good Little Club with Perks

This club has very erratic hours as I have seen it closed on days it should be open. I think that is due to the dancers calling out. I have gone there a couple times…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

New new Century

Stopped in last week, hadn't been in years. Paid $20 to get in but I think the actual cover is less. They had 5-6 girls milling around eager to take me on…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Something different

I had been to Capital Caberet once before, but was pretty hammered and barely remember it. So going back again a couple of days ago left me thinking I would like it much better if…

Pin-Ups Adult Entertainment

Miami, Florida

Makes me wish for the bygone days

After a long hiatus, I decided to check out this nearest strip club to me. I usually skip it and Extacy going North with all the changes it's been going through and me wanting it…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

PH afternoon visit

Stopped in around 1:00 on a Friday afternoon. Watched a complete rotation hoping to see Farah, Chelsea, or Chloe. None were there. Quality was definitely down today as you can usually find…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This was first time visiting Cowboys

This was first time visiting Cowboys. Went there based on reviews on this site. Physical layout is fine. Large comfortable chairs in a decent sized room. Girls were friendly, sitting down to talk. Private dances…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sunday Funday

Early morning Seahawk games leave so much time left in the afternoon and evening with nothing to do, so I thought I would swing on into Pandoras and see what was happening. I was…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Couples night out.

Me and the wife decided to give this place a try after getting some word of mouth that this place is really classy and good time for couples. My wife especially enjoyed it for her…

Stars

Plainfield, Connecticut

Overall good experience

Went for the first with a few friends on a Friday night after pregaming a bit. The first thing that struck me was how clean and well kept it was. After being to a few…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

fantasies

Pretty cool spot. In the middle of an industrial area away from everything but its nice inside. They post a weekly dancer schedule on their website which is good. The girls dance…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Friday visit

Went to cricket on a Friday after work. When I arrived the club was fairly busy. I sat at the bar and was greeted by Leena the bartender. Ordered a 2 beer…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

different but still the same

I had not been at this club for quite a while (had to check my last review for reference) and finally had a Saturday without other obligations or early morning wake up calls to give…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hustler Club

Came here at the end of the night clubhopping with two buddies. Started at the Players Club, it was an off night. Then went to Scores. They had a one hour wait to get in!…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I don't make it down to Bridgeport as often as I used to, and don't even think about stoping my my former favorite (Ruby's)

I don't make it down to Bridgeport as often as I used to, and don't even think about stoping my my former favorite (Ruby's). Decidedto stop by Pleasants, which has been hit or miss…

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Anal sex question

I can't seem to get over thinking about fucking a girl in the ass. I'm frankly a little scared to do it, but I think I'm probably going to end up there so why not go ahead and try…

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Who will win the heisman tonight?

Read the title.

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Hypothetical

If two guys are out to get the most pussy and one guy is very good looking and the other has a lot of $$$ - who wins?

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Things are changing

I once saw Death in a vision. In another more recent dream I saw a figure who was death or one of Death's servants. I pointed out Death to some others who could not see this figure.…

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Some true poetry

Roses are red, violets are blue You look good, with me on top of you I called you a whore, I didn't mean it, I'm bipolar I want you in my system like you're solar You're a stripper that's focused, you always smart Get money,…

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OT: Retirement part dos (Annuities) ?

Great feedback on my other retirement thread. Was wondering what any of you thought about annuities - do you have one or have you looked into it? I am leery of annuities – they seem to have a bit of a bad…

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Oh, the irony

. North Face founder Douglas Tompkins died earlier this week of severe hypothermia.

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Strip Club Sued Over $75,000 Bill

Whether it’s a case of buyer’s remorse or criminal fraud, a patron of Santa Barbara’s Spearmint Rhino strip club is out nearly $75,000, and he’s suing to get it all back. Jerry Forewright visited the Montecito Street club “on a few…

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Juice for President !!!

OK, we hashed it about Trump. What kinda firestorm can I start now. I've always played with fire, literally and figuratively. We could do worse with someone other than Juice. Hillary comes to mind, what a…

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Adolphus Washington Suspended From Fiesta Bowl After Undercover Sex Sting

COLUMBUS, Ohio - The senior lineman has been suspended from the Fiesta Bowl after answering a Backpage advertisement for a prostitute. According to a complaint from the Franklin County Municipal Court, Washington answered an ad placed by a Columbus police officer…

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I've had an epiphany.

I've realized johnsmith69 is not in his right mind anymore. Whatever drugs he's on has him so messed up hes resorted to making up "dream strippers" and then coming on tuscl and telling everyone his imaginary stories about his "dream…

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I Would Bet She is a Stripper

Go all in http://www.hotmomsclub.com/this-mom-just-blew-2000-on-her-kids-for-christmas-and-she-doesnt-feel-guilty-about-it/

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best club in Atlanta

Going to Buckhead This week and will have time to spend on the hobby. I will have a car. What are best all-around clubs? Which has hottest dancers? I prefer whites, asian, and hispanic dancers.…

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Name That Stripper

Name that Stripper I have no idea how to manage this, but I have a new regular dancer. She joins video girl, free girl, DS I, and DS II. She needs a nickname. Here's a little bit about her.…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Players is always a fun place to stop at during weekdays.

Players is my usual go to strip club the 3 dollar beers help, and the management is really nice. I haven't gone as often as the dancer I usually see retired. I usually go during…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Good eye candy, but a little pricey for what it is

Having become used to $10 high mileage dances at Inner Room, I decided to up my quality and give the "World Famous Mons Venus" a go. The $20 cover is a bit steep, but I figured…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Just OK

Nothing to get too excited about -- stopped in to kill time / check it out. Wasn't expecting much for an afternoon, but was slightly hopeful since it was a Friday. Unfortunately for…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Dead in a winter storm

To be fair to the club, I went during some pretty snowy weather. So, maybe on a nicer evening there would have been more of a crowd. However, I was the only person in the…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

First NOLA strip club revew

It's been a while since I've visited a strip club in the US, and I much prefer them to those at home in the UK. Larry Flynt's Barely Legal was a topless only (no full…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

I am trying to figure out if I should ever go back

Stopped by on a whim after a long day at work. I have been here a couple of times and thought I would see if there was anyone around and it it would finally be…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Always like BBF

Long story short - stopped in after a business meeting and spent some time with the ladies of BBF. Did the usual rail tips, beers are reasonable, and the 30 minute for $100 deal is…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

Reincarnated and Fighting for Life

PP has an illustrious AND checkered history over the last 30 years. After several operators leasing the property and competing against Solid Gold (almost next door), the original? owners regained control of the property and…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Susie

I have been here a few time in the past. The girls come up from the basement and you choose one and the time you want. My latest visit I choose Susie a college aged…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

Wendy

Like the place across the street this place does private modeling sessions. There once were seveal more of these places in town but the others were closed down about 10 years ago. One had the…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

Hit or miss

I have been to this club a number of times in the past. Work brings me in the area regularly but they are only open on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. The info on this…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Should change name to Perfect 1 Ton's

Perfect 10 Friday's used to be awesome four or five years ago. Now it's mostly bovine dancers who are attractive only to extremely obese patrons. Most of the dancers are 5'8 and below in height…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Don't you even dare to go to this place

I went there on a monday evening--the place was dirty! There were not many dancers---there was one black dancer --she was good for the price paid. Then came a white dancer ---she seemed to be on drugs…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Swung by Cheeks after my visit to Wise Guys

Swung by Cheeks after my visit to Wise Guys. I probably should've stopped here first since on my last visit I got a red ticket for free entry to Wise Guys. But it didn't really…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Early Friday Afternoon.

Arrived on a Friday about 1230 in the afternoon. $7 for the valet to park, no entrance fee and was able to sit at a booth for no additional charge. Haven’t been here in over…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Thursday night

I arrived at the club just before 10 on a Thursday night. Since it was nice out, and the construction project is complete, I parked on the street. I paid the $10 cover and…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Came in late on a Saturday night, not packed but a nice crowd

Came in late on a Saturday night, not packed but a nice crowd. Noticed a few couples. Kinda different in that there is no stage. Pretty good mix of girls, all shapes sizes and…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Had only been here one time before about 1 year ago

Had only been here one time before about 1 year ago. Visited on a Friday about 3pm. Club is basically a big rectangle with a large L shaped bar surrounding large L shaped stage.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

First time

It was a first time visit to this club and the club felt empty. It is an all nude club and the girls do not hesitate to show their pussys but none of the present…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Expensive but worth it

Eleven is like a playground for adults. It literally has EVERYTHING! Bars, girls, 4 star restaurant, house music, hip hop, private rooms, massage girls, aerial dancers, go go dancers, burlesque. The best part of…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Not bad....

After watching a Browns' debacle, decided I needed a break and took short cab ride to Christie's. Based on a Sunday nite visit I'd rate this one of the better clubs in Midwest. There…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Back after remodel

First trip back after remodel. Came in the afternoon so only a couple of PLs. Had a bit of a whale at the tip rail that occupied most of the dancers time. Don't…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

No vips there

Being a gentleman that travels alot and has seen his fair share of exotic dancers ive see it all. I look for the very best dancers and very attractive females. However although there are…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

A club of extremes

For those who like to make going to a strip-club a complete experience; taking in the vibrant ambiance, having a few drinks in a lounge chair, and watching a bit…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The reviews are true

So after reading many of the reviews on here, I finally decided to head to this little hole in the wall. Was a little nervous about going in when on a Friday night, the parking lot…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Nice place, lots of fun

I used to visit Gold Cup a lot until it closed. Since this place is owned by the same people and many of the dancers and wait staff came over I decided to…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

Dancers are great

Stayed to watch every girl there hit the stage at least once. Few of them do real good stage shows but only one danced to music that guys like. GIRLS, we don't like…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Passing Through

Was passing thru the area and whenever I do I try and take the opportunity to stop in and check things out. This is one of the few clubs anywhere that is open afternoons…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday visit

On a recent Monday afternoon visit there were at least 10 dancers with the majority being slender or spinners with a nice variety of flavor. I have always preferred the days here and the…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Great time

The club is a bit out-of the way, but still easy to get to. The outside is frankly sad, but in dilapidated industrial style rather than neglect. You pay to become a member and (25)…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Just another day

Stopped by the Coliseum today for a visit. There wasn't much going on except I guess it was their Christmas party day. A few nice dancers around but unfortunately this time I didn't…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

A Saturday & Tuesday

Nice club for the most part. Men's room kind run down. Got there early both nights and there were only 3 dancers. Girls trickle in all night but it seems to take a long time…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Disappointing

First time here in about 6 months and not much has changed. Overpriced and mediocre dancer quality. Came in early evening while day shift was still on and very disappointing. There were…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

very dissapointed

This is now a bikini bar club. Pasties required. I did not know. It sucks big time. I stayed about 30 or 35 minutes and left with almost all my…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Way Too Many

Been here many times and if you work the girls you can always find s good time but need to find one who is not a newbie as it takes them time to figure out…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What Happened Here

Club has been described to a tee over n over again but still it's a decent setup with lots of bar space to view the dancers usually 2 on stage at a time with comfortable…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Keep driving.

I stopped by here on the way back from work. Most people like sitting along the back wall, but I prefer to find a place up front near the girls. That night, there were 5…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Best Place in the Falls

Me and a buddy went out to Fallsview Casino and made our way over here after around 11pm. There was cover charge of $10 and cops outside so be aware. This place was packed! I'm…

Cabaret Royale

Nashville, Tennessee

Not the best place to go.

I stopped in about ten pm or so. There were about 8 dancers on. The girl on stage was fat. The next few were nice looking black girls. A fat fly…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Surprised at the dancer quality

I was in the area and decided to stop in Spanky's since I hadn't been there for a while. Big difference since the last time I'd been there. Mainly on the ethnicity of the dancers.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A few Sundays back

I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon, which was also my first visit to Bogarts. I’m glad to see that there wasn’t valet parking to deal with and that the cover was only $5.…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Better than I thought based off the reviews.

I am an out of towner who reads reviews before visiting strip clubs. I have also been to countless strip clubs throughout the country. I decided to stop in Harems on a Friday night after…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Consistent

Bourbon is the most consistent club in Phoenix. On any given day you know that you will get moderate to high quality girls every night of the week. I will warn you though sometimes…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

very nice time

Ricks is a great place. Have been there a few times before, and have always had a good experience. The last time was no exception. The ladies are friendly and not too…

Dancers Cabaret Five Dock

Concord, New South Wales

Some variable quality

Dropped into Dancers on my way home...yeah, right...after Friday night out after work. The place was reasonably busy with about 15-20 girls in the house. A couple of very nice 7-8s and a few ordinary…

77 Sunset Strip

Parkersburg, West Virginia

A shame

Stopped by on a trip to Ohio. It is easy to find off of the freeway with several hotels close by. There is easy parking once you navigate a maze through a truck…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Good place, friendly girls

Rick's is one of the best places in nyc. Girls are almost as attractive as Flashdancers. I found the girls a little friendlier and happier at Rick's since the place is a bit…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Solid Gold no longer an option

Do not bother with SG or its neighbor Pure Platinum anymore. Both should be closing soon if they haven't already. Oakland Park busted these establishments for their lewd behavior. Their agreement with…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Lookers is Open!

Well, the last review of this club from October said it looked like the club had been shut down. I was there a couple weeks ago, and it was open for business, pretty much…

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She found me

So I had an OTC one night stand experience with a stripper that I talked about in one of my revives for the Columbia, S.C. Scene this summer. Now mind you all she had was my phone number…

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American cops are ass holes compared to English cops

https://youtu.be/06J-W8IAQfE

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All Greenville South Carolina clubs suck now

Lust girl's are wearing tape or pasties. I will stay home or visit other cities. Sucks big time. Anyone know if the platinum club in Columbia or Platinum west got those stupid rules too?

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Strippers Suffering From Low Oil Prices

http://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Strippers-Suffering-From-Low-Oil-Prices.html

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Strippers Suffering From Low Oil Prices

http://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Strippers-Suffering-From-Low-Oil-Prices.html

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OT: Chackin Fangers -- Favorite Sauce?

BBQ is aight, but give me a nice n tangy honey mustard

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OT: Retirement ?

Seems we have a decent amount of retirees and soon to-be retirees on TUSCL. Seems 401k plans came into vogue starting somewhere in the 80s and quickly started replacing many pension plans – thus many of us 50 and under are…

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OT: 12 City Tour Diversions

Many of us came up with some good lists of 12 cities to live in for a month at a time, from the standpoint of strip club mongering. While an interesting concept, I find it doubtful that all but the…

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A ham sandwich walked into a strip club....

The doorman said, "Sorry, we don't serve food here"

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OTC newbie part two!

I forgot to include the question, how much is the going rate? She quoted me at $300, but I haven't spoke to her since, thus didn't work out/discuss any details, i.e. Length of time( I'm thinking a lot),…

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Half Songs at Inner Room

Went to IR Wednesday on my way to South Florida from Tallahassee and while I was waiting for someone to approach (which takes a while there, especially in the afternoon when everyone's with regulars), I noticed that the songs were…

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Is this the proper way to plant and water a flower?

https://twitter.com/whoissizzle/status/648347147713253376 (BTW, I don't recommend going to that website, it's nasty. This comment of course will make more of you go to the website.)

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The Christmas Spirit

On Christmas eve, in three separate incidents, these three guys are surprised in the bedroom by jealous husbands and shot to death. The three guys ascend to heaven, where they are met by St Peter. St Peter says, "I know…

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Another Bucket of Chackin

I'm fucking up a perfect bucket of KFC 12 piece. That's not a statement that I make lightly. I've only seen a half dozen buckets of chackin in person that I honestly consider a perfect10. And the most I've ever…

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OT: Poker voting on move to make

Pre-flop 6 limpers in the pot at $100 a piece plus antes for a total of $1,000 in the pot..you have $2,000 and last to act You look down at your hand and see https://www.instagram.com/p/_ImYKXNQS3/ What do you do ?

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Givin the dog a bone

I've got an itc bbbjcim scheduled for this evening with a new stripper that I've only seen once before. She's a gorgeous redhead with huge natural tits so I'm very excited. Not a DS candidate however because she's…

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Two of my favorite quotes the first I happen to strongly agree with the second i

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. Robert A. Heinlein Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. Robert…

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why is america so afraid of sex and other fun things.

what the hell has happened to this country. There is a long history of oppressing women but that's not all. Why are we so afraid of fun things. selling Sex is illegal. Strip clubs are being told that if you…

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Bribery and Detroit Strip Clubs

If you've wondered how Detroit strip clubs get away with so much, consider this: "... Sam Riddle, who was an aide and adviser to Councilwoman Conyers. Elrick reports that Jackson says Riddle told him it would cost $25,000 to get Conyers…

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Another bucket list item fulfilled

I'm fucking a perfect 10. That's not a statement that I make lightly. I've only seen a half dozen naked women in person that I honestly consider a 10. And the most I've ever gotten with the…

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OK, juice, so you are the new Subway spokesman. Read this one and don't do what

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- The former director of a foundation started by ex-Subway pitchman Jared Fogle begged a judge not to send him to "rot in the landfill of lost souls" before she sentenced him Thursday to 27 years in a…

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PHX STRIP CLUB INFO FOR NEXT WEEK VISIT

Been away from area for a while and coming back next week for extended stay. Needing update on status of specifically HL. Used to be dance count cost plus tip 60 for hj, 100 for bj, and 150 fs. I…

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Time magazine's woman of the year!

I haven't read the "man of the year" articles yet, but it seemed like a brilliant time to link to the alleged nude photos of a young Angela Merkel! https://theslnaturist.wordpress.com/tag/angela-merkel/ Since "trigger warnings" are all the rage I will state that toward…

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....did some one say TWERK ?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56636fb3d17de If you wanna spice up your porn life this is the video compilation for you

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Former Stripper?

Something is wrong with this story. Hundreds of times! Why is the guy complaining now? http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2015/12/texas_woman_arrested_on_allega.html#incart_river_home_pop

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OTC- newbie... Calling Papi_Chulo, and the rest of you seasoned veterans!

;) I am still young and very much a newbie to the SC scene. But recently, I inadvertently, yeah it was a surprise to me as well! When I set up some OTC. For my first time doing OTC,…

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Headed to the Strip club tonight

https://www.instagram.com/p/_Is-C0NQdg/ Wish me luck

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Tell me this song isn't fun and catchy and fun and catchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXyqk9flwk

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The sexiest Carl's Jr. commercial....

That's right...The Big Sausage Breakfast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqXWY06LWcg

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OT: Chackin Fangers

https://www.instagram.com/p/_Im2H-tQTu/ What u eating ?

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......as i slide my limp dick from her mouth with jizz running from her mouth to

Pimping her face like Arnold Schwarzenegger drilling weights for the Mr.O.... Yea that's the way i like it she said, fuck my cunt hard you fat mother Fucker, she said Bottles of grey goose and wild turkey on the floors with candles…

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I need money, honey

Oh, the humanity of it. I am going to start me a Go Fund Me account. I could use the cash, who couldn't? What do you think my story should be? I need Christmas money for…

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Christmas Wishlist: Stripper Edition

Christmas is coming up. Is there any strippers that you haven't fucked yet, that you would like to fuck before Christmas? There's two for me. My CF comes to mind, I haven't fucked her yet. We had a couple of OTC…

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....as I pick myself up from the floor

My CF just texted me tonight. She is desperate for money for her kids Christmas I said "how much" She said about $1800.

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Would you Rather see belly dancing or twerking?

To keep them on a similar level, no privates are showing (no vagina, asshole and majority of tits are covered at minimum) during the twerking. And anyone who knows anything about belly dancing, only the mid second, hands and eyes…

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All In ? or Fold ? (Stripper picture voting)

https://www.instagram.com/p/_IUs3nNQX2/ For me this is my kind of bitch so im all in balls deep on this Ho

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Another Stripperweb gem.....

Default Re: Is it hard to date? It's hard to date because I'm smarter than 90% of the guys I come in contact with, and because my personality itself is not conducive to the culture of dating nowadays. It has nothing to…

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Womens golf just got interesting.

You don't have to be a golf fan to appreciate Paige Spiranac: https://www.instagram.com/_paige.renee/ Go easy on the ball in hole jokes.

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Juice is now the new Subway spokesperson......

...photo verified by Factcheckorg...... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eSiWBd8pI1Y/hqdefault.jpg

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Strip club seasons?

Are there seasons in a strip club? Meaning, a season were the dancers are more thirsty, or when new girls tend to arrive. Is there a slow season where dancers check out?Any other types of seasons you ever recognized? Any…

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Strippers as a whole

I have no idea how many strippers are in the United States, but if you took all the strippers in the U.S., give a estimate of what percent suck and fuck for money OTC and/or ITC or are at least…

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Useful Websites for SC Mongers

Obviously, the most useful site is TUSCL (hi Founder!). But, what other sites do you find useful in gathering intel and tips? I'm aware of the Strip Club Hound blog. He stopped posting in July of this year,but there's still…

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How many working days do you have left in the year?

not counting today I have 7.5 working days left. Seems nice. It will be a lot better in 1.5 weeks.

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Science answers one of life's most important questions

Which urinal to choose. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3354170/How-choose-best-urinal-using-MATHS-Scientists-calculate-spot-ensure-privacy-men-s-room.html

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Looking for a room mate?

http://brisbane.craigslist.com.au/sha/5292081704.html

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX (KSAZ) - One man has been killed and another was injured in an overnight shooting at a valley gentlemen's club. The Phoenix Police Department tells Fox 10 that the shooting happened at the Essex Gentlemen's Club near 43rd Avenue and…

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Joke of the day

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman : Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I…

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Tits ass and pussy :)

http://imgbox.com/g/HLu32vHOqy

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"she doesn’t shy away from geezers"

This sugar baby (who is not a prostitute) does not have a face and figure I like, but she can't be too bad because "she doesn’t shy away from geezers." http://nypost.com/2015/12/10/geezers-pay-me-500-after-sex-but-dont-call-me-a-prostitute/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru

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Picture of Tumblingdice's girlfriend doing her pole work

https://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fat-stripper1.jpg I didn't realize until I got this pucture that she's a redhead. No wonder Shadow Cat used to fuck her before she put on a few pounds.

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December 9 1965

Yesterday was the 50th anniversary of the Charlie Brown Christmas Special. My 8th grade class put this on as a school play. It's too bad the courts would prohibit it if a school tried it today http://youtu.be/CojUP5nRidA

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TUSCLer friends

Just out of curiosity, how many TUSCLers do you PM with on a fairly regular basis? 1 or 2? Half dozen. 10+, etc?

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Strip club bouncer keeps bouncing along

This is one bouncer I hope never to see in a strip club. http://www.bnd.com/opinion/editorials/article48889690.html

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Infant abandoned in locked car at Wausau strip club

Despite stories like this, the strippers I know love their kids. http://www.waow.com/story/30708001/2015/12/09/infant-abandoned-in-locked-car-at-wausau-strip-club

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Avatar pics

Since I came back, I can't find the inventory of Avatar pics I used to have. Did Founder do away with that feature?

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Dougster

Where's Dougster? He hasn't logged in since November.

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For guys who like big boobs...

...this is ridiculous. http://www.xnxx.com/video13942297/beshine_huge_boobs_-_bing_videos

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Tijuana, Baja California trip

hey guys before i get married i would like to go to hong kong and some other strip clubs within the area i hear so much great reviews and it sounds like a place i would live at if i…

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Gun Laws in Your State

There have been a lot of changes recently in gun laws. It is always good to be up to date. Some states that used to require a concealed carry permit do not any more, like Arizona and Kansas http://www.npr.org/2015/12/09/458829225/heres-where-gun-laws-stand-in-your-state

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STD from DS

It was a lovely evening and trip with my DS from Oregon. This one Night once we polished off some Night Train together i started face fuckin her face and face fuckin her face i fucked. I looked over and…

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This is How High I am Right Now

While jerking off, I imagined me and two other guys tucking my wife. It was very very realistic. I was so into it, and she was massively turned on. I ate her out, she sucked one guy and…

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What pct of the time do you not get any dances?

I was at a small club today, which is very hit and miss, and got zero dances. Three girls asked but none were my type. I was there approx 1 hr 15 min hoping a girl would show up who…

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Strippers and BYOB

I'm contemplating going to a BYOB club in the future. What particular alcoholic beverages should I bring to bait strippers to my table? What bottles have worked for you in the past?

Politics

Sounds like more ammo for Trump???

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicagarrison/all-you-americans-are-fired#.qqD1yEdMo

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I haven't seen this at Follies yet.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/doctor-issues-health-warning-after-6979735?ICID=ref_fark

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Shooter kills man, then visits strip club to ease his mind, police say

A criminal genius: "A shooter killed a man, then took a trip to a strip club to take his mind off the murder, according to a Riviera Beach Police arrest report. But some strangers giving him a ride home from the club…

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Nice To Be Back..

Not much of a topic but I was out of commission on this site for about two months and the problem has now been resolved. This message goes out to the Founder who…

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Favorite Strip Clubs of San_Jose_Guy?

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/08/san-jose-police-illegal-strip-clubs-crackdown/

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Donations

I don't give a donation at the local convenience store when asked by the cashier because I feel my tax dollars already go to programs I don't agree with and really had no say in where my tax dollars go. Yes.…

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old

The best part about being old is being able to walk away from bullshit situations in my life and not caring. SCs are ripe with bullshit situations.

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Tips

I absolutely hate being asked by a stripper for a tip on top of the money I pay for a dance. I figure the money I am already paying for a dance is sufficient. I have a new policy of letting the…

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Let go

If you develop feelings for a stripper, you are done. I can only imagine the stripper rubbing her hands together and saying to herself in an evil voice, "excellent".

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explain this to your wife.

http://nypost.com/2015/12/09/one-crazy-night-at-the-strip-club-cost-this-guy-his-600k-watch/

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16 Hours of Strip Clubbing

Im getting ready at the beginning of the new year to pull a 16 hour shift in several club's. I will be starting at noon and clubbing i believe into 4 in the morning. I basically want to start of…

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Juice's Christmas List

Juice told his mom he needed a new wardrobe, and here's what he requested. If he doesn't eat the cookies and milk before Santa gets there he may have a shot at getting these!!! http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server300/86394/products/10615/images/48997/10-3987-t-shirt__37804.1442326480.1280.1280.jpg?c=2 http://occ144datkn3vrjlq7r63p19.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Chicken-Waffles-Tee-big-1.png http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_fried_chicken_t_shirt-r14aa6e2b64cc4b87945678cc5645c028_wi1ma_324.jpg http://chickenplace.weebly.com/uploads/3/9/0/8/39089287/s342432730106365153_p3_i1_w750.jpeg

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A New Sex Act

I've added a new sex act to the repertoire with video girl. I think I might do it with the others too. We usually do this after the private lap dance and after the first blow job and mouth fuck,…

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Chi-Raq

I saw a new Spike Lee movie today in the St Louis area that would make Smokeybear's head explode. It's called "Chi-Raq" and is a retelling of the play "Lysistrata" by Aristophanes, in which the women of ancient Sparta…

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Do you think it's mostly women who watch the tv show Victoria's Secret?

This link suggests it is mostly women. http://www.buzzfeed.com/sapna/the-numbers-behind-victorias-secret-and-its-iconic-fashion-s#.ynkYE0qGE I'm wondering if that's accurate.

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Orlando area dances

Hey guys coming down to Orlando in January. From what it seems, the area doesn't allow lap dances. Where do you recommend I go for the full experience? How far outside of Orlando?

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Anyone ever get a new cell phone number?

...and it be a strippers old phone number? Lol. I could only imagine if someone got a strippers old number the amount of PL texts and calls, etc that one would get for a while until the PL's realize that the…

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Poll

Now here is the biggest BS poll of all time! Can you figure out why? http://distractdaily.com/top-15-hottest-nationalities-from-around-the-globe/?utm_source=test&utm_campaign=DDHotNatl1115&utm_term=national_3&utm_content=31349837162

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Familiar Faces in the Strip Club?

Have any of you folks ever accidentally run into people from your non-strip-club life inside of a club? Meaning family, co-workers, friends, i.e. people who didn't know that you went to SCs, and you didn't know they did either.…

Barebacked Against My Will

The following occurred in early 2012 a week or 2 after I joined TUSCL in January 2012. I had meant to write an article about it back then but “my writings” tend to be very laborious and I kept putting it off – also; being new to TUSCL at the time and not being as SC knowledgeable at the time; back then I thought my story would have been sorta off-the-hook but after spending as much time on TUSCL as I have over the last almost 4 years; w/ time I realized/thought my story was not really that off-the-hook nor necessarily super-uncommon and thus I had a bit less incentive to write it – nevertheless I will go…