Obviously on TUSCL we all have different tastes in women. I'm gonna post two girls, who I think are two of the hottest women on planet Earth right now. Tell me who you think is hotter. Most of you will probably know who both of them are
One more girl I forgot to throw in the mix. This was 8 or so years ago when she was still in her prime. For this particular thread assume she looks like this today. In other words pretend like it's still 2007 for this girl.
larry: You are confusing two issues: Objective hotness vs. what we find attractive as individuals.
We all have a "type" that we will find more attractive than what we might say if we were signing models to contracts.The second girl is far more my "type" yet the first is far more attractive in an objective sense. My ex-ATF was my type and I'd pick her over almost anyone else, even if all TUSCL members might find my taste questionable.
I find Kate Upton to be the prettier of the two, but Paula Patton strikes me as sexier. Given my choice of who to spend time with, Paula, as long as I'm dreaming.
For me, my answer isn't representative because I can't judge them based on looks ... Kate Upton has that je ne sais quoi. There's something incredibly sexy about her, her expessions, the way she moves.
If I were to ignore that, I think the other chick has a way better body. But I agree with WetWilly, the girl somehow manages to be both supermodel-attractive, and not really incredibly appealing. A bit like Victoria Justice for me, beautiful girl with no sex appeal at all.
But, at least in theory, I like the slim & fit body of #2, much more than Kate Upton's zaftig body
Out of those three, Paula Patton is the hottest, I love that exotic look. Kim K was pretty fucking hot too. Kate Upton is definitely attractive, but I don't think she's in the league of hotness of those other two girls. Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, I see at least five of those girls every time I go to the strip club.
I'd definitely take Kate Upton over Paula Patton every time. That being said, I don't find either of their faces to be anything great. While Kate Upton does have an attractive face, I wouldn't consider it anything higher than a 7 or 8. (But then again I normally prefer brunette a over blondes). But Kate Upton definitely has great body. I'm sure some guys might consider her a little too big but I'd rather have that than a girl that's too skinny.
While we are on the subject of everyone having different tastes, I always thought Jennifer Lopez was attractive but I swear think she's gotten even sexier as she's aged. I swear she looks better the older she gets, and her tits even look trike they've gotten bigger. I'm sure makeup covers up a lot on her but honestly pretty much all actresses look completely different without it.
And put me in the same boat as RockStar, I still find my ATF way sexier than the majority of dancers (and celebrities). I'm sure a lot of it has to do with spending time with her and enjoying her services.
Kim, pretty big gap, Paula, much bigger gap (in comparison), Kate.
Maybe three years ago I thought Kate was way up there among white women. Now, eh. I'd certainly take her - and she can do better than that whining fool she's with now - but she's definitely below the other two.
Kim K's ass is fake? Is that confirmed? I thought it was real?
@Georgmicrodong and Vincemichaels- Are you saying the girls are equal in hotness? I think most of us will agree that all of them are hot, but I wanted to see who you guys thought was hotter.
Very little about Kim K. is attractive to me. One of her biggest negatives, to me at least, is the thousands of stupid comments I've heard come out of her mouth. The other two I've never even heard speak a single word, so they have an automatic 3 extra points.
So sue me, I cannot separate a woman's physical appeal from her brain function--that's just one of my idiosyncrasies.
Whenever I see Kim K, I turn whichever channel I happen to be watching off, to remove her from the screen.
I'm somewhat surprised. I excepted girl number 1 (Kate Upton) to win in a landslide, but it looks like so far number 2 girl (Paula Patton) is holding her own and is in the lead so far. There's not so much love for number 3 girl (Kim Kardashian).
I love caramel chicks, and would do Paula or Kim any day of the week. But Kate is a very beautiful, naturally voluptuous woman. She's my choice of the three.
I like your taste in women, larryfisherman, though I would reverse your order:
1. Kate Upton -- one of the most beautiful women in my lifetime
2. Paula Patton -- great body, face more cute than hot. Check her out in Idlewild and (topless) in Deja Vu and 2 Guns!
3. Kim Kardashian -- a voluptuously and exotically beautiful woman in her prime. She could have her way with me, but she wouldn't be allowed to talk.
Paula's the hottest of the three, but even she's not that great in my book. Kate's alright, but nothing special. Kim is downright unattractive, even in her prime. If those three were the best looking girls in a club, I'd be disappointed and would likely leave without a dance.
@flagooner: I definitely agree on Catherine Zeta-Jones. My wife and I went to see The Mask of Zorro. When the collective gasp of the male audience happened during the duel scene, my wife said, "Does she have something I don't see?". Like an idiot, I gave the little head answer: "Oh, yeah. She's got it!". That earned me a stone cold stare followed by a look of disbelief, lol. Things were no better when she cleared the laser obstacle course in Entrapment. Mamma Mia!
Still one of the hottest women on the planet, IMO.
@skibum- you say you like petite small brunettes, and then you pick a thicker big breasted blonde (Kate Upton) by a million miles. I'm a little confused.
@Dolfan- you wouldn't get a dance with Kate Upton, Paula Patton and Kim K in her prime? I'm curious what kind of girls do you like?
The final results are:
Paula Patton 13 votes
Kate Upton 12 votes
If this was a presidental race, it would be too close to call.
I'm throwing in with Kate Upton. Paula is practically anorexic in my book, but what cinched it was Kate talking about how she the raw oysters at her shoot in Florida were so delirious- It made me think of what it would be like to have her feasting on my rocky mountain oysters. BLS from Kate Upton would be a moment of heaven on earth!!!
Kate Upton. We both like women with curves and beauty. #2 we'd play with but nothing special about her. The no talent kardashian I have no use for. Wouldn't fuck her with your dick as the saying goes.
If I had to choose between them two, I'd go for kate upton. Are they just solely models? Because I never followed what they do and I only heard Kate Upton's name and that was through TUSCL. Never even HEARD of the second one.
But if I could choose neither I'd do that. At least upton has more body mass than whatever that other one is.
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Face and tits
Paula Patton does nothing for me. I've seen 1000 strippers I'd do before her.
Between these two, Kate Upton is much hotter in my eyes.
#2 while attractive, I can see this in any strip club any Saturday night
I wouldn't deprive myself of either of them, if they deigned to even notice me.
Girl 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QtbuAg3…
In order of hotness I would pick Girl 3, then 2, then 1. They're all above 9's to me.
SJG
We all have a "type" that we will find more attractive than what we might say if we were signing models to contracts.The second girl is far more my "type" yet the first is far more attractive in an objective sense. My ex-ATF was my type and I'd pick her over almost anyone else, even if all TUSCL members might find my taste questionable.
If I were to ignore that, I think the other chick has a way better body. But I agree with WetWilly, the girl somehow manages to be both supermodel-attractive, and not really incredibly appealing. A bit like Victoria Justice for me, beautiful girl with no sex appeal at all.
But, at least in theory, I like the slim & fit body of #2, much more than Kate Upton's zaftig body
My personal favorite was Catherine Zeta Jones when she was in her prime. Mid 90s. The Zorro and Entrapment timeframe.
While we are on the subject of everyone having different tastes, I always thought Jennifer Lopez was attractive but I swear think she's gotten even sexier as she's aged. I swear she looks better the older she gets, and her tits even look trike they've gotten bigger. I'm sure makeup covers up a lot on her but honestly pretty much all actresses look completely different without it.
And put me in the same boat as RockStar, I still find my ATF way sexier than the majority of dancers (and celebrities). I'm sure a lot of it has to do with spending time with her and enjoying her services.
Strictly going by the bodies:
Fit & slim PP: easy #1
Zaftig KU: Nice strong #2
Ridiculous cartoonish & fake fat ass: KK *yawn*
Maybe three years ago I thought Kate was way up there among white women. Now, eh. I'd certainly take her - and she can do better than that whining fool she's with now - but she's definitely below the other two.
@Georgmicrodong and Vincemichaels- Are you saying the girls are equal in hotness? I think most of us will agree that all of them are hot, but I wanted to see who you guys thought was hotter.
So sue me, I cannot separate a woman's physical appeal from her brain function--that's just one of my idiosyncrasies.
Whenever I see Kim K, I turn whichever channel I happen to be watching off, to remove her from the screen.
I know I already voted but since I always overpay I figured maybe I earned two votes.
1. Kate Upton -- one of the most beautiful women in my lifetime
2. Paula Patton -- great body, face more cute than hot. Check her out in Idlewild and (topless) in Deja Vu and 2 Guns!
3. Kim Kardashian -- a voluptuously and exotically beautiful woman in her prime. She could have her way with me, but she wouldn't be allowed to talk.
She's had plastic surgery or lip injections and now her lips are unnatural. One could say grotesque.
Girl #2 for me.
https://www.google.com/search?q=beautifu…
12 votes #2 girl Paula Patton
11 votes: #1 girl Kate Upton
They are neck to neck right now
Nobody cares about Kim K I guess lol. You're right though Motorhead, Kim should be disqualified because she doesn't look like that anymore.
Still one of the hottest women on the planet, IMO.
@Dolfan- you wouldn't get a dance with Kate Upton, Paula Patton and Kim K in her prime? I'm curious what kind of girls do you like?
The final results are:
Paula Patton 13 votes
Kate Upton 12 votes
If this was a presidental race, it would be too close to call.
http://itsnotaboutme.tv/news/wp-content/…
My vote goes to Paula.
But if I could choose neither I'd do that. At least upton has more body mass than whatever that other one is.