Advice to the New Stripper or Auditioning Dancer
poledancer83
Narnia
You need your ID, makeup, and few outfits (usually bra, thong and boy short type panties or shorts). You may need pasties depending on where the strip club is. Have a few songs in mind that you feel comfortable stripping to.
How do I make it though the audition?
Just do it. Each answer is different for each dancer. I had a drink and just made it happen. I was scared but just looked at it as stages and next thing I knew I was wearing heels and a smile. Most managers don't care if you can't dance. They only care if you can take off your clothes. It's a nerve test, nothing more.
Will I be expected to break the rules?
I can say all girls break the rules to some extent. Some allow touching when it shouldn't be and others are full out banging dudes. That is a life choice but understand the consequences of what you decide.
Are customers mean?
Yes and no. Some are great and some are assholes. I've been hit by customers, cussed at, and spit on. Guys get hard and sometimes they pull it out and if you're not OK with that then back out and get his ass tossed. One of the worst ones was getting burnt with a cigarette while working.
Will it change me?
Simple answer: yes. I hate to generalize, but most all of us strippers are loud. We cuss a lot. We have very little formality. But that doesn't mean that you will or everyone will. It's how you handle yourself in your environment. Easier answer is if you change it because you wanted to.
What about my man?
Leave him at home. Drive yourself and don't mention him. You're selling your body; maybe not fully but at least visually you are. This makes you hot, naked, and in the same room as a guy. Last thing they want to find out is that you're married or have a boyfriend. He needs to know that you're acting single for however long you're at work for it to work.
What do I need to keep up my body?
I had a great DJ friend at an old club always say to me that he could always tell the stripper in the room no matter where he was at. The reason he said was because it was the hottest girl in the room that he actually thought he may have a chance to fuck. The way you act needs to correlate with how you look. My routine. Tan, workout occasionally, eat well all the time. Hair, nails, make up must be done and prior to going into the club. Teeth clean, smelling clean. Be ready to go when you get to work so all you have to do is change and get to making money. And most of all importance you have to be shaven everywhere with one exception. Your ho ha can be trimmed if that's what your customers prefer. Again an issue with boyfriends. "Sorry Hun, cant shave. Jim the big tipper guy likes it like this." Probably not going to go well.
What's one thing you didn't think you needed to know that you did?
Know how to talk sex. Not only know how but don't be afraid to. You're going to get asked sexual questions. You're going to get asked questions from people you never thought would ask and if you want to make money you better keep the conversation going as much as possible.
Hope this helps some of the new girls on here. If any girl is getting into dancing or is new and needs advice or anything send me a message and I'll be more than happy to help.
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that's fucked up. it's probably not something you want to re-live, but i'm curious as to how/why it happened
thanks for the article
I have had some sleezy disgusting comments and guys try to touch where they were not allowed to. I almost broke some guys fingers once for wiping a dollar bill on my pussy while I was on stage. Him and his fellow friends were being assholes and kept trying to touch while I was on stage. Lucky for him the bouncer finally stepped in before I had it my way. (I was not in a good mood that night, usually I'm not so violent but I was not putting up with peoples shit that day. I don't like people doing stuff without my ok.)
This is the killjoy type of dancer, who has a need to keep it so real by letting the custie know up front that he doesn't have a chance in hell of ever being considered as more than a lowly PL. It is a safety gambit to keep a guy in line, but in the process kills the seduction fantasy.
That's the way I feel about it anyways.
I've been fortunate enough that I've never had to audition before but man i wish strip clubs offered stripper training. I've been paying a civilian pole dance teacher to teach me tricks because of course girls are trying to hustle not teach you their tricks.
I'll also add to the first question of what you need to audition: the best way to know is to call the club first. I've danced at many clubs where you just need ID. There are some clubs (like Deja Vu chains) that need and ID + social security card. At my club, to audition you need your ID and a dance license.
Clubs have different dress codes, so it's also best to ask about that when you call inquiring about auditions.