Kong, a 70-pound male octopus in the Seattle aquarium, had his Valentine's day date cancelled amid fears that he'd eat the small females that the aquarium caught!
If I were Kong I'd go right up to the diver, say "not brilliant," and whack him across the face with a tenticle! Then I'd say "at least give me some tenticle porn so I can jack off octopus style!"
I'm glad I'm not an octopus!
The upside is he apparently would have died after fucking.
I think that was cruel and unusual punishment to deny him sex.
Is it true that they have 3 hearts?
Kind of sad but in an endearing way. They live their rather long lives, and then do their duty to their species and die. What an interesting evolutionary path!
Kinda like juice - juice goes to strip club to get laid, then someone puts a 6 piece of chacken fangers and bbq sauce in front of him, and evolution is put on hold.
"Kinda like juice - juice goes to strip club to get laid, then someone puts a 6 piece of chacken fangers and bbq sauce in front of him, and evolution is put on hold."
Brilliant! Somebody needs to write a movie where Juice is a character!
"I wonder if octo-rimmies are brilliant"
I'm sure they are!
Thank you for that information.
SJG
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