Very very average

Decided it was time to try the "world famous" Showgirls in Kings Cross. Particularly as the two neighboring clubs had just been closed for a 6 month penalty for drug use. Fair chance they will never re-open. The first surprise was how small it was which meant uncomfortable crowding. The second surprise was how poorly kept it was. Quite crumby place. The third surprise was the cost of a dance and the high hustle factor. The vacuous blonde that pinned me down said there had been an influx of extra dancers so her usual night quota of 20 dances had fallen to 10 dances so logically (her logic not mine) the prices had gone up big time. Now this is what she quoted so grab hold of your seat and take a few breaths. $100 for 10 minutes, $160 for 20 minutes and an extra $100 for touching. $260 for a 20 minute lap dance. She was deadly serious and as the management collected the dance fees they were obviously supporting the truly outrageous prices. Find me a place anywhere in the world that is more expensive and you will surprise me. As you have guessed my stay there was particularly short.