Would it be appropriate to ask?
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
But Sunday when I was shopping there was a young woman that was drop dead gorgeous. Not like Suzy Sorority girl but stripper hot. It wasn't just the way she looked but the way she dressed. She wore very tight jeans and stripper gloves. (I don't know how else to describe them).
I stalked her for awhile - until it happened. She reached for an item on the top shelf and I saw it. She had the stripper stamp on lower back.
I followed her to the check out lane. I really wanted to ask her what club she worked at.
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When you say stripper gloves, was it cold out? Or was she one of those weirdos wearing gloves when it's 50 out? It if was cold out, then the gloves make more sense, you can't guarantee she's a stripper but the odds are there!
It's easy after that "They make these top shelves so high! You would need platform (heels) to reach a shelf of this height."
Yep that's the problem. I admit, I shop a god but at Walmart and never see any hot babes there. But, there is an upscale (well upscale by my towns standards) grocery store that is stocked full of hot babes all the way from college cuties to MILFs. I've seen women so hot I've almost had to rub one off in the parking lot lol!!!
Now some rural areas I travel to, a super Walmart is the ONLY supermarket in the area, that's where you'll fine 1 or 2 hot MILFs pretty much every time I go into them. It's always in the afternoon - never in the evening!
Maybe because she reminded me of my ATF (except for the hai color)
I know many strippers tend to "dress down" but this girl had a real fashion sense that I don't often see in my rural suburbia.
It was the whole package. Her cute face, the tanned skin, the tattoo, the frosted hair, the mesh gloves.
Now I understand. Those gloves are a lot more common on women these days that aren't strippers. Was this a Friday or Saturday evening? Maybe she was hitting up the grocery store before she was going no out for the evening.
If she paid with all $1's or pulled her money out of her garter...stripper.
If she paid with a credit card...nonstripper.
If one of the items she was purchasing was purse sized hand sanitizer...stripper.
If she was looking at her phone the whole time she was in the checkout lane...stripper.
If she smiled at any fat or bald guys who walked by...stripper.
Whenever I find myself in this same situation I just walk up to her and tell her it's been driving me crazy since I've been here but I can't remember who the current vice president is. If she knows...not a stripper. If she doesn't know I then ask her if she can make change for this $5. If she can I then point out how the handles of shopping carts have human feces on them and ask her if she happens to have any hand sanitizer on her. If she does I just ask her if she wants to met me in the mens room for some toilet dances.
Stripping is not an illegal activity so in reality why would it be so wrong to ask a girl that fits the part just like one would ask a very tall person if they played basketball.
Obviously in talking w/ a stranger about anything one should use the most polite language possible so I would not use the term “stripper” and would just use “dancer” or “exotic dancer”.
I would say something along the lines of “you have a very beautiful figure; are you an exotic dancer by any chance” - and if she gets bent out of shape I'll say something like “oh well you just kinda reminded me of somebody”.
I would not ask a chick that looked like a soccer-mom but if she fit the part.
In the mid-2000s when I lived in Dallas I saw a young STACKED ebony at the mall – medium-sized but very firm (she was 19); very pretty face; beautiful light-skin; and a pair of INCREDIBLE natural Ds that were supa-firm – she was wearing tight bluejeans and a supa-tight very thin/stretchy tank-top that showed the fullness and beauty of her mounds – I actually asked her if she was a dancer and lo and behold she was – she lived in Dallas but danced in Arlington back when Arlington had good clubs – she danced at a small club I was familiar w/ and I went to see her a few nights later.
Her tits were even more incredible bare but unfortunately either b/c she was very young and probably inexperienced at dancing or b/c she was hot; her dancing was just meh but her tits were f'ing unbelievable.
But notice I said dancer, not stripper.
I've spoken before about an office temp girl, who with the head turning way she dressed, and the springiness in her step, had to have been a stripper. She wasn't real young either. This was part of her effect. Mature sex machine look to her.
If you speak to the girl in a civilian and respectful way, you can ask if she is a "dancer".
SJG
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But have seen couple at strip club as civilians, and ask them which club they work at. They tell me the club, day or night shift, what days they normally show up. Total sell mode.
I actually met a girl once that travelled to Vegas to strip 3 times a month and she lived outside of Pittsburgh, PA. Can you imagine the cost in flights and hotels she paid? Insane!!!!