Would it be appropriate to ask?

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I don't often see hot young women in my neck of the woods. In the grocery store, it's mostly fat women in their late 30's or women with gray hair and a cane.

But Sunday when I was shopping there was a young woman that was drop dead gorgeous. Not like Suzy Sorority girl but stripper hot. It wasn't just the way she looked but the way she dressed. She wore very tight jeans and stripper gloves. (I don't know how else to describe them).

I stalked her for awhile - until it happened. She reached for an item on the top shelf and I saw it. She had the stripper stamp on lower back.

I followed her to the check out lane. I really wanted to ask her what club she worked at.

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K
9 years ago
Not appropriate but why not start a normal conversation? At some point it would be appropriate to ask her about her job.
rockstar666
9 years ago
I see lower back tats on non-dancers. What was her tat that made you think she was a stripper?
Dominic77
9 years ago
The dancers are correct in that you often find them around midmorning on a weekday in the produce section. Look for the beautiful woman with the BA (breast augmentation) and her nails done, as that is often her. Complain about the price of pomelos or something like that, then strike up a convo.
gawker
9 years ago
My daughter who's a veterinarian ( DVM/PhD) has a lower back tramp stamp. I don't think she dances.
shailynn
9 years ago
The grocery store is probably the one location that I see the most hot women at.

When you say stripper gloves, was it cold out? Or was she one of those weirdos wearing gloves when it's 50 out? It if was cold out, then the gloves make more sense, you can't guarantee she's a stripper but the odds are there!
sclvr5005
9 years ago
What are stripper gloves????
shadowcat
9 years ago
I think stripper gloves are those thin rubber kind that some wear to give HJs. :)
rockstar666
9 years ago
I thought stripper gloves was a hand full of condoms.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Try this next time: "wow, you're in great shape. Do you dance for exercise?"
londonguy
9 years ago
You could say you think you have seen her in a work environment but can't think where it was and ask her if she can tell you?
jackslash
9 years ago
Why don't I ever seen hot women in the grocery store? Maybe I should stop shopping at Walmart.
Cashman1234
9 years ago
If you are tall - you had a great opening when she reached for the item on the top shelf. Being a gentleman and offering to help her to reach the item for her is a great ice breaker.

It's easy after that "They make these top shelves so high! You would need platform (heels) to reach a shelf of this height."
shailynn
9 years ago
"Why don't I ever seen hot women in the grocery store? Maybe I should stop shopping at Walmart."

Yep that's the problem. I admit, I shop a god but at Walmart and never see any hot babes there. But, there is an upscale (well upscale by my towns standards) grocery store that is stocked full of hot babes all the way from college cuties to MILFs. I've seen women so hot I've almost had to rub one off in the parking lot lol!!!

Now some rural areas I travel to, a super Walmart is the ONLY supermarket in the area, that's where you'll fine 1 or 2 hot MILFs pretty much every time I go into them. It's always in the afternoon - never in the evening!
motorhead
9 years ago
It's hard to describe - more than the just the lower back tattoo. Something about her... a certain je ne sais quoi that screamed "I'm a stripper"

Maybe because she reminded me of my ATF (except for the hai color)

I know many strippers tend to "dress down" but this girl had a real fashion sense that I don't often see in my rural suburbia.

It was the whole package. Her cute face, the tanned skin, the tattoo, the frosted hair, the mesh gloves.
shailynn
9 years ago
There it is - mesh gloves - the illusive glove description.

Now I understand. Those gloves are a lot more common on women these days that aren't strippers. Was this a Friday or Saturday evening? Maybe she was hitting up the grocery store before she was going no out for the evening.
Cashman1234
9 years ago
With your additional description - I would suspect she might be a stripper too. I haven't seen women wearing mesh gloves outside of the club - but I don't get out much in the daytime.
sflguy123
9 years ago
"I followed her to the check out lane."

If she paid with all $1's or pulled her money out of her garter...stripper.

If she paid with a credit card...nonstripper.

If one of the items she was purchasing was purse sized hand sanitizer...stripper.

If she was looking at her phone the whole time she was in the checkout lane...stripper.

If she smiled at any fat or bald guys who walked by...stripper.

Whenever I find myself in this same situation I just walk up to her and tell her it's been driving me crazy since I've been here but I can't remember who the current vice president is. If she knows...not a stripper. If she doesn't know I then ask her if she can make change for this $5. If she can I then point out how the handles of shopping carts have human feces on them and ask her if she happens to have any hand sanitizer on her. If she does I just ask her if she wants to met me in the mens room for some toilet dances.
shadowcat
9 years ago
I have a good t-shirt for occasions like this. "Screw me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before"?
Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Yeah; in contemporary male-pussy-whipped American society males have to carry their balls way tucked-in.

Stripping is not an illegal activity so in reality why would it be so wrong to ask a girl that fits the part just like one would ask a very tall person if they played basketball.

Obviously in talking w/ a stranger about anything one should use the most polite language possible so I would not use the term “stripper” and would just use “dancer” or “exotic dancer”.

I would say something along the lines of “you have a very beautiful figure; are you an exotic dancer by any chance” - and if she gets bent out of shape I'll say something like “oh well you just kinda reminded me of somebody”.

I would not ask a chick that looked like a soccer-mom but if she fit the part.

In the mid-2000s when I lived in Dallas I saw a young STACKED ebony at the mall – medium-sized but very firm (she was 19); very pretty face; beautiful light-skin; and a pair of INCREDIBLE natural Ds that were supa-firm – she was wearing tight bluejeans and a supa-tight very thin/stretchy tank-top that showed the fullness and beauty of her mounds – I actually asked her if she was a dancer and lo and behold she was – she lived in Dallas but danced in Arlington back when Arlington had good clubs – she danced at a small club I was familiar w/ and I went to see her a few nights later.

Her tits were even more incredible bare but unfortunately either b/c she was very young and probably inexperienced at dancing or b/c she was hot; her dancing was just meh but her tits were f'ing unbelievable.
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
Once I said to a Denny's waitress, "With the springiness in your step, you move like a dancer." That was well received.

But notice I said dancer, not stripper.

I've spoken before about an office temp girl, who with the head turning way she dressed, and the springiness in her step, had to have been a stripper. She wasn't real young either. This was part of her effect. Mature sex machine look to her.

If you speak to the girl in a civilian and respectful way, you can ask if she is a "dancer".

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VeryBigDawg
9 years ago
I know that 'e ne sais quoi", and have no idea what to say when I meet them in grocery store.

But have seen couple at strip club as civilians, and ask them which club they work at. They tell me the club, day or night shift, what days they normally show up. Total sell mode.
shailynn
9 years ago
Lol reminds me of when I travelled to Vegas once On Fridays once a month. I was banging a Vegas stripper and she explained to me how all these women from around the country would fly to Vegas to strip on the weekends. I usually had a layover in Charlotte, Atlanta, Dallas, or Chicago. Every hot woman wearing stripper heels I saw I always assumed was heading to Vegas to strip. I mean who the hell wears stripper heels with all the walking you do in an airport?

I actually met a girl once that travelled to Vegas to strip 3 times a month and she lived outside of Pittsburgh, PA. Can you imagine the cost in flights and hotels she paid? Insane!!!!
MrDeuce
9 years ago
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larryfisherman
9 years ago
Just ask
Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Make it rain on her at the produce isle and see how she responds.
mikeya02
9 years ago
My fav told me when she was 18 and in Las Vegas with her family, a guy came up to her in a casino and asked her "how much?" She was in a halter top, shorts and flip flops. She was quite surprised.,
gawker
9 years ago
Shailynn - there's a very tall (5'10") blonde dancer at my favorite club in New England who has told me she goes to Vegas 3 or 4 times per year to vacation and to dance. She says she usually comes home with more money than the trip costs.
ilbbaicnl
9 years ago
Maybe you should chat up the chick who spends 20 minutes in the produce department looking for the hardest cucumber.
dtek
9 years ago
A stripper who wants a big hard cucumber doesn't need to look in the produce department; and the cucumber pays her!
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