No Dancers

We went to this club twice last night once around 7:30 pm the girl at the door on the topless side told us there would be no cover charge as they only had two dancers but there was a 2 drink min. We said ok and went in to check the club out and have a drink and see how thinks looked and see if anymore dancers would show up since the full nude side didn't open till 9. I bought myself a coke and got my wife a sex in the jungle mixed drink these 2 drinks cost $17 no including the tip. There was one dancer on stage and maybe two other customers, she danced pretty much for one guy and left for a private dance I assume because she left for another room with the one customer. We stayed for over a hour and never seen another dancer show up on stage. We left to go try another place and came back close to 11 pm and decided to give the full nude side a try. To our dismay the girl at the door on the full nude side they had no dancers and would have any for atleast another hour and half. In all my years of visiting strip clubs and I have been to them in the middle of the day at night on weekends and weekdays I have never seen a club so dead. I will not return even though the place looks very nice and clean but if you have no dancers what's the point.