Stopped here by accident

I was in town on business and had done no strip-club research before as I didn't think I'd have time... but there was a big lull on Friday afternoon and I had some time. This was the closest place the popped up on my map app.

Valet'd my car, paid the cover (which seemed like bullshit in the afternoon), went inside and was immediately being followed by an attractive dancer, sat down with her, asked if a waitress would come around, was told probably not. I stood up and went to the bar and tried to order a cocktail. No booze. Shit.

I like booze with my naked women. It's kind of a thing.