At Follies of the southwest
He's wearing a light gray pin stripped suit.
The suit is too small
He has on a red velvet tie with race cars in it.
He is wearing an orange bracket that says "Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus"
And his tip jar is a silver dog water bowl.
I'm not creative enough to make up some of the shit that I see in strip clubs.
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Fuck you if you don't like my racecar tie, John Smith. And thanks for not leaving me anything in my dog bowl. Things are tight, can't a PL get a sidejob?
I left $2 in the damn dog bowl. Next time I may pour a cop of water in it.
Pot heightens your sense of awareness
Definitely. Lone Wolf just came out of the bathroom, read my post, and said he didnt notice any of that. See SJG, it's a miracle drug.
John, I sent you a message, time sensitive.
Should have left him a tootsie roll in his dog bowl. Or a Baby Ruth.
"Fuck you if you don't like my racecar tie, John Smith. And thanks for not leaving me anything in my dog bowl. Things are tight, can't a PL get a sidejob?"
Brilliant!
But I also have a question for JohnSmith69. How high were you when you saw this? And, depending on the answer to that question, are you sure it actually happened?
I'm 100% sure you think you met a bathroom troll with a dog bowl as tip jar, but I also think there are even odds that he was a normal guy (for a bathroom troll) with a normal tip jar and he only looked weird because of the marijuana!
Hope you took a taxi or uber home! ;)
I was medium high -- 5 out of 10. I took a few hours to sober up before I drove home. Went to the bathroom after my blow job at the end of the night, and he was still there. Jesus braclet and ill fitting suit included. But I think the dog bowl was the funniest. Wish Id thought to take a picture.
js69- If you don't run into "Col John J. Jones", you'll be OK.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpHX2ul8ilQ
I think that's part of the enjoyment of clubs - as you don't know what you might find in the men's room. If it's a club I've never been to - the whole trip to the men's room can be an adventure! Good that you went after your BJ - so you weren't thinking of the dude as she worked your cock!
Not his bowl, the owner was in VIP..
did you throw a t-bone steak in his bowl. that's what I would have done.
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