Broke before full swinig.

If you ever read other manhattan club reviews, then this is no exception. It's super posh looking, rolling seats scattered across the floor, some clearly flown away from a table. A nice rug which you can assume it's cleaned upon constantly. There's a bar but it's hardly ever occupied except by hardcore squatters and their one or two stripper girlfriends. But let's skip towards the girls themselves. Majority are skinny Eastern Europeans. Nothing surprising there. There are two black chicks and of course, their as skinny as their European counterparts. They don't have much of a chest but at least their all natural whereas the few EE who do have a chest are just silicone phase disrupters. Bolt-ons are the norm amongst the few. I like to think of it like seeing a dacing skeleton with hair but others call them "spinners". But with them heels on they are a little above average height. ANd much heavy accents too. no touching is not needed to be enforced by the security. The dancers are stringent on this rule. They won't let you do anything otherwise, not even the legs for most of them. At least not while in public. VIP prices are $600 for the hour where they allude to "more fun". I wouldn't be fooled by that if you are looking for sex. It ain't happening. At least if your not fat, white, balding and look like a baby boomer fat cat.

Drinks are standard Manhattan prices. For those that don't know what standard Manhattan prices are, $12 for water, $8 for beer (seriously, what the fuck. Abbreviations doesn't do this injustice....justice), $14 for a basic mixer and the prices just go up from there. I haven't seen anybody buy a bottle, but old men don't usually do that sort of thing and I pop bottles with friends only for a 1/10 of the club price.

Dances on the public area are $20 a pop and if the couch is full it will happen in your chair...unless you request not to do so on the couch. And there you have it. Take from that, what you will.