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Pl PSA

2 articles posted yesterday. Reading them now while taking a shit.

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Ripped OFF at the club...ROB

I find this ROB story funny to me so i will share from my life so you can laugh at my pain...much like America did with Kevin Harts stand up special. So i was at the club this one time in…

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OT: will you miss Mythbusters?

I think they should have kept Kari on and encouraged her to wear bikinis, but even without her the explosions were brilliant! But I guess there is no show that can go on forever (except the Simpsons, and I'm not…

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Ymmv?

Can someone please explain what ymmv means for me

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Club hadn't realy changed in years n when I get chance to be in Tampa I will always make a stop here cause it has always been pretty consistent over the years for high mileage fun

Club hadn't realy changed in years n when I get chance to be in Tampa I will always make a stop here cause it has always been pretty consistent over the years for high mileage…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Bad Experience

Was in LA doing a strip club tour with my brother. He wanted to come check out Deja Vu because he'd had a blast once in San Diego. This club is not next to other…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

A good time, but a bad dancer

I think the key to having a good time at TD Eubank is to have no expectations of any thing "extra" and just tip the stage and enjoy the view. I came in after work and…

Go Go Lounge

Weirton, West Virginia

Only for high rollers

Thanks TUSCL for finally adding this club. Since it took a while for the club to be added some of the details may be hazy. I'll let someone else make updates or corrections if I got…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Trip report

I decided to stop in and see the talent at FC. It was actually good. Most of the girls are a solid 7 with a few being 8 or 9. I got a dance from…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Could have been better in my experience

From hearing all the good things about this club, I expected to have a better time than I did. It seemed like the amount of ladies they had in the club were not enough for…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visiting Phoenix

Was in Arizona visiting for the holidays. Am normally from California so the club is a little bit different from what I'm used to. The physical layout of the club is quite nice. Once you…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Back to the Body Shop

Been here years ago, and it was a great time. But not as great during this last visit. The dancers looked nice. Mostly 7's with a few 8-9's mixed in, but they didn't seem like they…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Bolt ons blast!

Visited Baby Dolls, around10 PM on Friday night, New Years Day. The club wasn't crowded as it usually is on weekend nights. Maybe because everyone was out on the town the previous…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

hot girls

I think everybody in LA knows about this place. Before I went the first time, I had always heard of its rep of having THE hottest girls in the area, and maybe the snobbiest. That…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Go VIP for Happy endings

went with a couple friends to celebrate birthday, Girls are pretty good looking. The shot girls were not so great looking. Too crowded and no private area apart from the VIP rooms. we got ourselves…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

First stop in of the new year...

I was pleasantly surprised when I stopped by on Saturday night. it was after 11:00 PM and there were a few guys in the place but only one sitting at the small bar. Seems a…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Thank goodness for the Bowl game...

Still one of the best looking clubs in the 'burgh. If they could get some other things correct it would be a super club to go to every night of he week. Had gone to…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

I wanted to start the new year off with a bang.

I was there last night with a buddy. What a dump. The owner or management must be pimp's, surprised the place has not been rated. What these girls look like, ugly escorts you see on…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Saturday Afternoon Visit

I stopped by for a short visit. Interior of place is pretty decent. One stage with no girls on it while I was there. There bartender was very nice and very easy on the eyes.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Best bang for your buck in NE Ohio

I was in Akron for business and decided to check out OGD. I have been to other cubs in the area but wanted to see what this was like. 4 dancers and 5 customers were…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Second Time Not as Good

I visited TLS recently after a long absence and had an exceptional time. I went back looking for the same dancer and the visit came up short. She wasn't there but I kept getting approached…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Midwest Hospitality

I've been a regular at this club for a year and a half, and always have a good time. Look up Sephora, cute little lady. More on her later. The place has an interesting set…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Hit or miss

This is definitely an up and down dive on US 1 just north of New Smryna Beach, south of Daytona. Unusual layout with a small bar and narrow stage on the first floor, couches for…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Had a blast at the Mons Venus

I stopped by here after reading other reviews and boy was I not disappointed. Arrived around 7PM and was surprised at how small of a place this was. The stage is in the middle with…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Great Atlanta Landmark

So the Pink Pony is one of the best clubs in Atlanta. The girls are a great mix of ethnicities and the girls are generally all 7s and above. Drinks are pretty standard, about $6…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Kimmy

You gotta catch this girl when she's there because she's easily the best they have: friendly, hot, and can dance like none other I've seen and I've been to clubs from Indiana to California. Consider…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Hidden Gem in Atlanta

This club is really hard to find. I lived near it for 5 years before knowing that it was there. That being said, it truly is a hidden gem. There's a great mix of girls…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

A Bit of a Let Down

I had read the reviews but honestly I was hoping for a little more. I try to keep an open mind, especially considering I was there during a day shift because of schedule. However, I…

Camelot West

Lexington, Kentucky

Its still open

I can say I made the effort...stopped by CW on New Year's Eve between 6-7pm which I know is early but I was hoping there was still a decent afternoon set to be had before…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

not a bad place

So, it has been quite a while since my last visit to bodies. I usually club alone when I can take a moment from wife and kids. I usually go to blackjacks as there can…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphire Bachelor Party

Was here about a month ago for a friend's bachelor party. Called ahead for a pick up which included $25 entrance fee that came with a free shot and limo service. Limo was 15…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Tuesday visit.

Was in Madison for a Badgers game and decided to check UT this club after the game. I arrived around 10 p.m. and paid an $8 cover charge. There were about 10 customers in…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Almost after five months retuned to...

Almost after five months retuned to Cloud 9 on Friday (1/1/16). Got in around 2:30PM and stayed there for about two hours. There were about 10 to 15 dancers and were dancing for 2 song sets.…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Still the same

This club is now open only on weekends (Friday and Saturday ). They were closed for renovation for a while and just re-opened. So much for renovation, the club still looks the same as the…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Better than usual?

Last visit – about the same. BJ Adrianna and 2-3 other old-timers, plus 3 that are new to me. One, Katie, is new to dancing- started only a month ago.…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

Coco's on a bit of a decline

I used to visit this place a handful of times a year, but it had been over a year since my last visit. I remember the days I would have more fun here then at…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Best strip club to relax

If you want to grab some nice buffet on a weekday afternoon, get some cheap beer and play some pool with one of your buddies then this club is great. They have dollar draft beer,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Going downhill, unfortunately

I went to my favourite strip club, the rhino, last time i was in vegas a couple of weeks back. I have to say this club is getting less quality than previous visits.somehow, i found…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Interesting visit

Stayed only an hour or so. some no tits 2nd day girl from DD Sadie, not centerfold, but very nice girl next door type - I was tipping her onstage and she…

Temptations

Bristol, England

Boring...

Made the error of returning to this place instead of trying somewhere new, but I had less than an hour to kill so decided I'd give it another chance. In short, I was bored by…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Update: Titillations Follow Up (2nd Visit).

Second go around at this place. The area is okay. Nothing unsafe or anything like that. Parking is limited on the lot and surrounding area. You may have to park a couple of blocks away…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Great time after work

This place has a giant sign on I-84 W, so people definitly know about the spot. That being said, during the week it's not as packed. I talked to various strippers and they mentioned Friday's…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

a decent option for Cleveland

Cleveland does have a fair number of SCs however it's way down the list of good strip club cities. Not sure if it is local laws or club owners that choose to limit fun. Either…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

TLS

Stopped back at The Landing Strip after a night of heavy drinking at a local bar. The talent was as good as I have ever seen here. 5 8+ working that night. Ended…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

A true melting pot

Put the Statue of Liberty in a spandex dress and a thong and you'd have a great mascot for Flashdancers. Send us your young, your hot, your busty hardbodies yearning to grind free.…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Well, my wife liked it...

Being in Ft. Lauderdale area for a few days, I had two shots at taking my wife to a club. This was the first one, and I picked it mainly because of its relatively high…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Back again!

I had to be in OC again, and I decided to stop here to kill some time. I made 2 visits over 2 days. Here is how they were......... Friday Jan 1st, Afternoon…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Nice club but what is the point when dancers leave their tops on?

I live the bay area but usually only frequent clubs when on business travel (Texas. Arizona, Florida). I had an afternoon to kill over the holidays so decided to explore around SF. Headed into the…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

quiet in the afternoon

I went back to Allstars for the first time in about 6 months yesterday, Saturday afternoon. The club opens at 2 pm, but when I went in the only people there were me, the bartender,…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Decent

Well I decided to try this spot based on the reputation of their main one. Drinks were alright and so were the girls. I just don't like the juice bar full nude thing in CT,…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Cubans Galore

If you like Latinos (especially Cubans) of all shapes and sizes, you'll love Chicas Locas. I've been here quite a few times and enjoyed it every time I visit.. The girls are nice…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Decent place

There are not many full nude places to go around New York City. I find this place to be decent if you're trying to see some skin. It ends up being a little pricey…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Not bad

Been to dollies once before with no luck . Stopped by a month or so later after hitting most of the other clubs in the area. Decent atmosphere and everyone knows why you are there…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Very relaxed vibe

I came in after not being in there for a while. (I had an ATF who graduated from school & moved on from another club in the city....c'est la vie.) Had a couple drinks &…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Must go

Stop here a few months back, didn't know much about the place before I stopped by. It's quickly become a new hangout for me. Good music mostly rock and country, some hip hop, and no…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Thursday afternoon

I stopped by the club early Thursday afternoon. The club is near the airport at the end of a lightly traveled road. There was no cover and parking was easy. There was a valet…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Return trip

I had some time off for the holidays and was traveling through so I stopped by to see how it was. I like this place because the girls are hot and fully nude. No alcohol…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

It has been awhile.

I was bored on a Sunday afternoon. I was not particulary looking forward to returning to work on Monday. So, Brad's to the rescue. For awhile now, Dancer's on the westside has been my go to…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Some bang for a lot of buck

Went in over Thanksgiving weekend. Met a tall black girl, said she was only a couple days in on the job. Very sexy curves, and eager to learn what goes in vip herself. We go…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Don't judge a book by the cover

I made the trek to Camelot East for my first time in 2016. I let my CF know that I'd be headed that way and she came out to join me about 15 minutes…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

THE ATM LIES

So it was night and follies was out of the question as black chicks dont do it for me. I read somewhere that Oasis had private rooms and extras were possible. I get there and there…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

it could be better

To the point, 25$ to get in, 14 for valet parking! you can always try nearby roadside parking, you got to be real lucky!. The inside is close resemblance to those fancy LV clubs. setting…

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I Had A Falling Out With My Dancer

I am kind of sad to say it here but I have to be honest with myself. I did things that made her upset, I did not respond to the way she expected it to go, and this is where…

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And you thought Tarzen was the only man of the jungle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLXI7-vmFAY

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How to get LDK, OTC, ITC, whatever you want from strippers....

It.s not as simple as you think... http://www.plexxi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bigstock-Mathematics-equations-on-white-29757593.jpg

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The futility of pursuing a 10 for OTC

The term “10” is used somewhat liberally on TUSCL, but I recently spent sc time with an exotic beauty that I consider a 10. This belief is supported by the fact that, despite heavy stage tipping, I had to…

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Clubs to visit in Denver

Any suggestions please!!

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For LDKers in a new SC or vetting LDQ- $200 Game

In light of Lap Dance King's post on gauging interest, and threads about navigating multiple interest in dancers, I wanted to share my $200 game theory. DISCLAIMER: only LDKers would appreciate the science. For those of you on #TeamExtras this…

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Dancer Switch

Hi All, I’m a regular at a small club. Typically there are 5 or 6 dancers on any given shift. Being a regular at a small club has perks. The girls tend to give me good treatment.…

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Getting involved with a stripper

All right TUSCL, Missionary is dating a stripper. I just couldn't resist that body. She's a few years older than me. We've been on a few dates, we've haven't been to each other's house yet. I'm going to her house…

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Videos that broke the Internet: Emily Ratajkowski for Treats magazine

Here's some tasty nudity from the voluptuous Emily Ratajkowski to start your new year right: https://vimeo.com/40362931 http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2013/04/emily-ratajkowski-nekkid-and-hot-captures-behind-the-scenes-video/

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Gift ideas for OTC girl

I'm planning my first OTC activity in a couple of weeks: dinner date followed by overnight in my hotel room with a BJ at bedtime and another in the morning. Since this will be on her birthday, I…

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Nothing Going Down In Greensboro Yesterday

Was it this everywhere else? Christie's Cabaret - Drove by early and saw their sign saying open at 11 AM. Did several things during the day and returned near 7 pm only to find one dancer and customer in this massive…

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Poker in relation to Da Club

Sorry for my absence. Between my promotion at work and the the added work loads plus my poker addiction at the tables...it explains my silence I started poker a year ago with the idea to help me kill time while saving…

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TUSCL Competition: Who received the best holiday gift from a stripper?

My dancer/SB gave my chamydia. Thank heaven it was not something worse.

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How Do You Send a Sceenshot?

My CF sent me a screenshot of her bank account. It was (negative). What is she trying to tell me? I'm not founder.

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Pole Dancers Using the #NotAStripper Hashtag Get Well-Deserved Pushback From Str

Pole dancing has become a popular form of exercise, and some women are trying to distance pole dancing from its stripper origins. Personally, I think the pole should be referred to as a "stripper pole" and that pole dancing…

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Cops trace stolen phone of Knicks guard shot at strip club to Brooklyn

This story has a picture of Cleanthony Early in his hospital bed. It also has a picture of the woman who was with him when he was shot, and if she is not a stripper, she should be. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/cops-trace-stolen-phone-knicks-guard-shot-strip-club-article-1.2483251

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

OK club, friendly girls, but whatever you do, don't use the ATM!

I went here the last time I was in Vegas; it was my second time at the place. It's a pretty basic club, the interior is dark, with plenty of dim corners and areas for…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

I love it here!

This is a super nice bar with a clubby feel. The girls are always super nice and the managers are really awesome! The second floor is all nicely decorated dance rooms and the main floor…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped by Platinum while in town visiting family during the holidays

Stopped by Platinum while in town visiting family during the holidays. The decor of the club hasn't changed in recent years but as usual, fresh new faces. I think I'm in love! I found a VERY…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great value

Stopped in to cheetahs on my last visit to vegas. I usually come in for monday night football which is always a good time. Had a couple hours to kill before my flight…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

jetting into la

I was in la for business and on friday. I stopped in jets on my last night there. They have there own parking lot but i parked on the street. I got there a little…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

And another one

I have been to all the club onyx around the country. This one was the first one I been to so I decided to go back and revisit my roots lol. So this club is…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

chery

this is my favorite club to go to in this area, the dancers are nice and the place is well kept, they got a new mangement, he is cool and works with you, i choose…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

I love it here!

Not only have I danced here before but I still come back as a customer! I love it here, it's super nice and clean and runned well. The girls are all so friendly and good…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

I love it here!

I work here currently and it's a super comfortable small bar with some great girls. The bartenders are great and the drinks are decently priced. I love the bar atmosphere with the dancers thrown…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

2 out of 3 were ok

Hit the place on a week night so I wasn't expecting the dance card to be full but it was not worth more than 30 mins to get the full experience the place has to…

Exoticas the Club

St. Francis, Wisconsin

slow weeknight visit

visited this club on a wednesday night, mid evening probably around 8:30. the club is located enough south that I didn't ever feel unsafe but at the same time not a neighborhood i was crazy…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

This place is the definition of being in the boonies

This place is the definition of being in the boonies. Went with a friend and walked into something that might be the start of a Deliverance fan club or a plot to bad horror you…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Best Dance

The environment is great, it looks like something from a rap video. The drinks are about as reasonably price as the average bar (not too expensive but not too cheap I paid $6 for a…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Not a huge fan

Well I had worked here once and I got fired because it was 1:45 am and I decided to get dressed to go home. I had made only about 20 dollars that night after working…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Your typical strip club

This place is super nice as soon as you walk in. The door lady and bouncers are awesome. When you enter the actual club it is huge and the stage is very nice with…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

The Mirage is My Go-To

The Mirage has become my go-to club. The exterior is pretty rundown and the interior could use a rehab, but it's a comfortable and friendly club. The bar is along the far wall from the…

Godfather's Gentlemen's Club

Wheeling, West Virginia

Ok visit

Was at the Casino and was looking for more fun. The place was ok with some interesting VIP rooms. Took some time to get the girls out of the back room but once they started…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

cheapest ever....ambiance and behavior....girls?? where are they

was desperate to meet latino girls as my friend boasted as they are the sexiest girls and suggested me this place as he had good experience over the past few times. i decided to go…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Decent Columbus club

Stopped in a while back on a Wednesday. Plenty of friendly dancers, or hustlers... I got a few of the "special" dances 2 for 40. That seems a little steep for me, but I guess…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Best in the U.S. (My Opinion)

Traveled around a lot, been to a lot of clubs. This place is da Bomb -- beautiful women, super friendly, great atmosphere, even 2-for-1 drinks during the afternoon, with Stella on tap. It is what…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Early shift let down

I went early on a Mondsy. Only 2 dancers and one told me she would show me a good time. I don't remember her name but she was older and not overly attractive but I…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

Nitro

The club is accessible off of a back alley, a little hard to find but right in the main downtown area. Entry feels safe as one walks down a flight of stairs to enter. I…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Interesting

Have not been to Booby Trap in quite a numbers of years so thought to check it out. Parking now is $2 started January 1st. The inside is small compared to the new outside façade…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Strip Club Pong

Visited on an off night (Sunday or Monday evening) around 930pm. Parking is not discreet, as it's right in front of the club next to major roads. The entrance is through the sex shop, which…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Fun Place

Friendly staff, plenty of girls working. Shot girls were nice and asked if I wanted back rub. Had a dance from Santanna and one from Naomi on a separate occasion, they allowed some…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

New Years Day at Palazio

In Austin for New Years. Wanted to check out a strip club. Went to Palazio. Easy to find and parking was free. Paid my $10 cover and went in. Grabbed a table. Saw 3 stages…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

great time with the boys

We pull up to the parking lot its mandatory valet parking if your parking on there lot if i remember it was like 5$, We get inside its a very nice set up they have…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

vip is great.

based on the ratings this is one of the best strip joints in kansas city. that plus the $20 cover set high expectations. no alcohol here but theres a bar next door. club is nice…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

gotta get the right girl

This place is decent enough though some people would call it a dive. Place does get busy and drinks are reasonable There is even a food tent outside in front. The one…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Meh..thought it was going to be way better!

So...I decided to come on down to the City of Industry tonight to check out some clubs. Paradise has gotten some pretty good reviews, so I decided to go here first. Tip- Go…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

Worth a visit

Stripperoke is the number one best thing for a tourist to do in Portland, Oregon. It's basically Cirque Du Soleil but up close and with boobs. Some of the singers will be amazing. Some will…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Just ok

After a semi disappointing time at Paradise, I decided to head down here. I was already down here, had some money to spend, and had never been to this Deja Vu before. I…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

RP visit: meh

Was in Horizon for a bit and decided to make a stop at the bird as I had some bonus $ burning a hole in my pocket. Description of the club has been exhusted. Sat…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

MNF

Came in after Monday Night Football hoping to see some nice tail, and they had a few baddies on deck. The first dance I got from was from an old vet of the club, Sparkle.…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Worth another trip

I haven't been to this club in a couple of years so, I decided to drop by as have always enjoyed myself in the past. The bar was still fun. The girls were great. I…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Daydream Believer

Before anyone gets their tightie whities in a bunch, this is not a "Stripperweb advertisement". I am only at this club sporadically throughout the year, so it really doesn't benefit me in any way to…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I love this place.

I found good guys during the middle of the summer, was working out late at the gym and finally, after wondering what the hell was behind their massive wooden door for weeks, went inside and…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Consistent quality

Sugar's is a good club for lunch or drinks after work. They usually have some happy hour specials going on and at least the main stage is active. Due to draconian local laws, the dancers…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Liking It More and More

We went to our condo in Indian Rocks Beach for the holidays and I decided to check this place out again. I thought it would be very busy since the snowbirds are in town but…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

A New Years Eve Block Crawl part 1.

This was the first club on my New Year's Eve block crawl. It was about 7 PM when I entered. The bar is close to the entrance so I stopped to get a beer (…

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

My New Year's Eve Block Crawl part 2.

This was the second club on my New Year's eve block crawl. As I entered and walked down the steps to this basement club, I immediately could smell like something akin to mildew. Not…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Not the best

Was in the area so I figured I would try this place again. Unfortunately, this was a disappointing visit. About 7-8 girls on shift, many were in the 6 range, one or two higher than that. One…

Inner Thoughts of a Damaged Mind

Ok, so I'm realizing there are two types of people in the USA; beggars and choosers I'm a beggar at the moment. I have to woo chicks. I have to negotiate price. Often times I have to take a huge loss, and because what? Economics is about scarcity, supply and demand. But I'm sure there is no short supply of sluts in the US. In fact, I say the slut market is fairly saturated. But somehow guys are supposed to operate like we're in the Victorian age, and believe that good pussy is hard to come by. No way. Reality Check: I'm in my 30s. I have a decent enough job with a career path and…

Trust Issues

Raised in a religious, well at least pseudo religious household. Taught that Eve coming from Adam's rib as a gift from God was a testament on how we should adore and protect the opposite sex. Furthermore, examples of whores turned saints only fortified this belief of the innate sanctity of a woman's soul, it was to be held in high esteem. Remember it was God's gift to men. Freshman year high school I got my first "smack in the face" with virtues not aligning with the real world. A girl I was obsessed with had a birthday coming, I talked to her quite a bit, we were friendly, I felt like she liked me, so I went shopping the night…

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Have Moving Help with Specialist Agra Packers and Movers

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Dancer is getting too possessive

I have enjoyed some great 30 minute VIP dances with a firey little redhead. She's really cute and has great tits. I love talking to her as well as getting dances from her where she allows lots of…

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4 police departments respond to strip club gun fire.

A 33-year-old Milwaukee man was arrested early Friday morning, accused of firing a gun inside of Heart Breakers Gentlemen's Club in West Allis. Police responded to a report of a firearm being discharged at the strip club, which is in the…

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Heisman recount?

Christian McCaffrey sets Rose Bowl record with 368 all-purpose yards

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Sex in Detroit.

Given a choice, when in the year do you guys think a "convention" of us TUSCL'ers would be a good idea. Currently outside my place it is a toasty 28 F.

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OT: Anything for those ratings

Was just doing some searches online and I came across this funny article. Our favorite reporter, Bill O'Riley is a chronic resume liar, would you look at that? Just something I'd thought you'd folks be interested in. http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-and-right/bill-o-reillys-disastrous-2015

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Now I know how strippers feel about $1 tips

I got a letter from my car insurance company(Progressive) a few weeks ago. I figured it was just my renewal notice(I also get renewal emails and renew online). I finally opened the letter. Cover letter: "We recently discovered that we charged you too much…

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Stripper Prank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNmEdL-BVhw

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SC Trip with a butch lesbian

So, I know a lesbian who is butch, who is a one-woman party, and invited her to come out SCing with me. Had an awesome time with her... she seems to love strippers even more than I do, just…

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Do you guys keep having occasional log in problems with this site not properly r

I do on both my ipad and on my pc using windows 7. I wanted to bring it to Founder's attention. I have to log in multiple times on occasion.

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OT: Favorite Wrestlers

As I kid I watched professional wrestling, even though I knew it was fake. It was enertaining as hell. Who were some of your favorite wrestlers? My ATF was Stone Cold Steve Austin. That Texas hillbilly lol. I liked his attitude…

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Nina Bambina

Nina, Nina, bo-bina Banana-fana fo-fina Fee-fi mo-mina Nina! Nina's name reminded me of the name game

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Oprah is Fat Again

Have you seen the new TV ads featuring Oprah pitching Weight Watchers? She's like doubled her size since the last time I saw her on TV. And why is she doing a TV commercial? She's worth like 18…

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Shadowcat -- You missed this one

Detroit 2 AMer http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/12/31/teens-death-might-be-related-to-detroit-strip-club-shooting/

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Hotel employee: 'Affluenza' teen racked up a strip club bar tab in Mexico and hi

This kid will give strip club customers a bad name. http://www.chron.com/crime/article/Affluenza-teen-racked-up-a-strip-club-bar-tab-6730045.php

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No strip clubs for me in 2016.

...Unless I end up in Portland or Phoenix. Goodbye ghetto hoe's. You now own the clubs.

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Happy New Year! May good luck and good fortune follow us around all year!

Crossing my fingers.

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Sparty Getting Spanked

Geez, I thought Michigan State would at least be competitive.

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Good Bye

...2015 We had some pretty amazing times. But I got a New Year I'm bout to hook up with for a handful of months, so gotta piece your ass

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I don't think TUSCL members really leave.....

They just come back as weird acts...IMO

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Have S/O Who Doesnt Understand Your SC Fetish? Send her here

Last week (12/26) I sent my S/O and her cousin to this urban male revue. Very similar to the Chocolate City movie, this event features your typical show yet also has booths with high mileage for prepaid dances and MASSAGES…

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How to tell your VIP experience will be good

I was traveling, and I went to a club that I haven't been to before. Scenario 1: This club has topless dances for 20 bucks, nude dances for 40 bucks. They frequently do 2 for 1 specials. I see this girl…

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A cautionary tail

strippers drugging clients then maxing out credit/debit cards http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/12/robin-hood-strippers-scores-c-v-r.html

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It's a Wonderful Life

Spent some time the other night at a local club that I hadn't been to in many years. It used to have the hottest girls in Minneapolis but was also zero mileage from mostly stuck up divas. Now it's part…

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What was your best strip club visit of 2015?

well, today is the last day of 2015, and earlier i was thinking about what my best strip club visit (i realize it could be difficult if you club very frequently, but just try to narrow it down) was this…

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"I'll find you later" ... horrific insult...

... according to StripperWeb: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?205387-Guys-that-say-this Some choice quotes from the author, and the follow-up cunt parade: SW quotes begin ---------------------------- What would you say to guys that use this line "no I'm not buying dances now but when I do, I'll come…

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About LDKisLife

Hometown: San Francisco, CA ( NOT a fan of Asian dominated SC, hence I go escorts on BP for LDK). Residence: NYC (I Only frequent the SCs with thick Latinas and Ebony dancers...narrows the list doesn't it) Frequency of LDK: At least…

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How I knew I was a Frotteur

For us LDKers, there's a spectrum of Frotteurist that we embrace with pride (even those that intentionally empty the bullets out of the gun to avoid friendly fire). These videos capture my nightclub experience since my adolescents (it's a cultural thing).…

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SC Quality Dances at a Nightclub - LDK Worthy

For those you from a different audio and rhythmic background, classic example of the perks of Reggae and Hip Hop music. Forward to 3:55 -4:30 for LDK worthy dance and for those of you all about 9s and 10s, keep watching…

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Liquid Lapdance Pants vs Condom

Yes I know I'm late to the party, tuskers should at least a 3 pack of liquid lapdance pants at some point in their lives. And NO, you dont have to bring it to a SC. In fact as most…

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"I hate strippers and all they stand for"

"I hate strippers and all they stand for." Guess whether this was written by a woman or a man. http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/diversions/miss-lonelyhearts/Visits-to-strip-clubs-suspicious-363736711.html

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For Those That Shun LDK

After creeping the shadows reading reviews and discussion topics, I was both proud that LDK was acknowledged as a viable outlet, yet also disappointed with critiques of the practice. I LDK ALL THE TIME ITC (and not just SC and not…

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Vultures are actually kind of brilliant!

This is actually pretty interesting, not a joke about rickthelion. http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2016/01/vultures-text I say that any animal that eats their meals butt-first is kind of ace! On the joke side, I can't remember if rickthelion met rickthevulture in Africa or America, but I always…

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NYC strip club files lawsuit against city, claims inspector made false accusatio

The strip club forgot to bribe the city inspector. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-strip-club-files-lawsuit-city-unfair-fines-article-1.2481353

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To the Dancers: How do you feel about sweats?

Well?

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Stripper's ideas of change when paying with $100 bills for lapdances

I've learned this lesson before, but yet again I made a mistake and went to the strip club with a limited amount of small bills and two $100 bills last night. Sure enough I had a few lapdances near the…

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Dance count

I'm sure this has happened to most on here. You finish your session of lapdances and the dancer has decided she gave one more dance than what you recall her giving. What do you guys do when this happens, do…

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Cosby

Anyone see the news Bill Cosby charged in one of the rape allegations today just shy of the statute of limitations!

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Real Tits

Last night I got to spend about five minutes playing with a spectacular set of real tits attached to a young woman with a surprisingly firm ass. She was one of those girls on the verge of being chubby; if…

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Chicken dancer?

I arrived at Follies today 30 minutes before the official opening. As soon as I got settled in I saw a dancer that I was pretty sure had worked there in the past and that I had had some good…

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Clubs on New Year's Eve

To be blunt: Are strip clubs likely to be pretty hoppin' on New Year's Eve or are they more likely to be dead?

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Manager assistance

As we know, most strip club managers are jokes. My goal in most clubs is to avoid them so that I may work my angles without interference. However, I am a regular in one club where the manager…

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2016 Club Goals/Resolutions

New Year's means a new Chance at doing it right. 1) Find a brand spanking new CF 2) Get to Follies at least three times 3)Visit the club of a TUSCL dancer (Phoenix? Dancer95? Who else is east coast?)

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Rekindling Stripper Extras

I have been away from my favorite strip club for a while. I had gotten to the point where I never paid cover, got one or two drinks or. The house and some nice lil'extras in a no-touch no-privacy…

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OT: New York MTA more expensive than DESIEL gas

You won't find this in an article, but by doing your own independent research, you can EASILY come to the conclusion that NY MTA prices is either getting out of hand or is falling behind the times. According to gas…

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This place is kinda dead

Slows down a lot when Juice and all his aliases take time off, for better or for worse.

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"I like putting things in people's mouths"

Was talking to a dancer last night I wasn't interested in. She volunteered she was studying to be a dental hygienist, and mentioned "I like putting things in people's mouths". Without hesitation, I told her "Me too." She laughed. I mean, when…

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Money from Tattoos (SW discussion)

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?204936-Money-from-your-tattoos Here are some choice quotes, each from a different poster-- ------------ "Charge every time someone asks you what your tattoo means. Seriously, anybody that has a tattoo in another language like I do knows how often we're asked (often pestered and personal…

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Ugly Face Hot body

Would you rsther a woman have a pretty face or a hot body if younhad to choose one over the other? Here are some pics to help you decide. http://www.buzzbeagle.com/popular/11-ugly-girls-hot-bods?utm_campaign=Ugly%20Girls%20HB%20-%20Mobile&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=stonegaitpictures-thelibertarianrepublic&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.taboolasyndication.com%2Flibtrc%2Fstatic%2Fthumbnails%2F95d06df8b7823210cf92e16fee8f07df.jpg&utm_term=19+Ugly+Girls+With+Hot+Bods%21term=19+Ugly+Girls+With+Hot+Bods%21

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Hate Crime

Recently there was a "hate crime" of leaving bacon on a Las Vegas mosque's door handles. That left me thinking, "Bacon? A crime?" Perhaps a waste yes, but a crime? This got me thinking a bit, but can we not…

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Walking from Bogart's to Henry VIII

I'm planning a trip to Detroit soon, and will be getting around once I arrive (staying near the airport) by cab. I am considering taking a cab to either Bogart's or Henry VIII, spending time at one of them, walking…

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Possible OTC with CF

I have never done OTC before. I'm not sure if she has either but she would always tell me that she does not see customers OTC. I've seen her regularly for more than a year. She recently suggested that I…

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Greenville PP

Not much to report here, but I did drive by PP Greenville this week. There were 4 cars in the parking lot, which I assume were most if not all workers/dancers. I did not go in but it…

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Gay wedding cakes

I read today that the Peoples State of Oregon has raided the bank accounts of the evangelical christian baker for demurring upon caking a wedding cake for a gay couple. They have since stopped baking wedding cakes completely but the…

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Knicks player Cleanthony Early shot in overnight attack near Queens strip club

They even took the gold caps off his teeth. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/knicks-cleanthony-early-shot-attack-strip-club-article-1.2480575?via=newsletter&source=CSAMedition

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Tell me Pastor: My husband took our son to a strip-club

I was surprised at the response given by the advice columnist http://jamaica-star.com/article/tell-me-pastor/20151229/my-husband-took-our-son-strip-club

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Switzerland Hands Out The Last Of Its Work Permits For Strippers

The Swiss have a narrow view of strippers' activities: “Your activity as a dancer consists of removing some or all of your clothes on stage to musical accompaniment and of repeating this performance several times an evening,” the brochure explains. “Encouraging…

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You guys ever get pissed off at a chick like this?

http://i.imgur.com/6zPtR2b.jpg

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JS69 Gone

If that is so, I can assume the S. Florida Tootsie's meet is off, correct?

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dead cat bounce

since JohnSmith69 has decided to take a day or two off from being the source of hours of laughter, i thought we might discuss something he said in his last post: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39373#comment464110 “Gawker, I have always felt that you are the only…

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LA TUSCL meet up

Los Angeles, California. Beautiful weather, beautiful girls, celebrities, lots of things to do, beaches. Can't forget about the strip clubs :) I was thinking we could do a LA TUSCL meetup in late March. The weather is great in March, not…

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Why your penis has no bone?

A biblical scholar has suggested that due to an unfortunate mistranslation in the Bible, God did not create Eve from Adam’s rib but rather from his penis. Needless to say, several historical purists are up in – arms. Professor Ziony Zevit…

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My First ROB

Not talking about the girl who over-counts the songs by 1 or whatever: I think we've all had that...last night I went to Playhouse in Hallandale and I got four dances from this beautiful - I mean, seriously: if I…

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Woman charged with lying to police after taking photo of dead body in strip club

I wonder if this will be how I go. As I lie dying, a stripper takes a photo of me with her phone. http://www.ohio.com/news/break-news/woman-charged-with-lying-to-police-after-taking-photo-of-dead-body-in-strip-club-1.650481

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Payton Manning totally took HGH

The cover up is obvious. Former clinic intern gets recorded bragging about all these pro athetes he knew took HGH from a clinic he was at. Kinda like threads here about celebs we've seen in strip clubs. When he realizes what happened…

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Off-Topic: How did it get to be 2016?

With the new year nearly here, I was sitting back and thinking about the passage of time today. With the arrival of 2016, we really are now on the downward slope toward 2020, which is so strange to me. The…

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Motorhead NOOOOOOOOO! :-(

"Lemmy Kilmister, the lead singer and bassist of Motörhead and a heavy metal icon for six decades, passed away Monday after a battle with cancer. Kilmister turned 70 on Christmas Eve. The band's official Facebook confirmed Kilmister's passing, "There is…

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What do you like to do on vacation?

Travel, shop, play online games? Go to strip clubs? Or just relax and do nothing but watch tv and sleep?

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Leaving

So I'm leaving tuscl, or at least taking a break for a while. Like several others who have left, I'm just tired of all of the childish bickering and the argumentative, destructive attitude of so many. Plus I can't…

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Killed by condoms

Man killed blowing up a condom machine http://www.cbsnews.com/news/german-man-killed-blowing-up-a-condom-machine/

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Raisin Pie

Two old men from the retirement home took a newly arrived resident with them to a nearby diner / pie shop for lunch. After lunch, the cute waitress asked if they wanted pie for dessert. The first man…

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THE HUSTLERS AT SCORES

"Here’s a modern Robin Hood story for you: a few strippers who stole from (mostly) rich, (usually) disgusting, (in their minds) pathetic men and gave to, well, themselves." This is a long, well-written article about strippers who scammed strip club customers.…

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Pole tricks

Have you ever seen a dancer take a bottle of lotion on stage and put some on the pole and act like she is jacking off the pole before she does her tricks?

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Observations on the differences between experienced OTC strippers and those who

I just finished my first OTC with GingerBread. She is unlike my other regulars in that she is an extras girl ITC who does OTC on a regular basis. My four others are not extras girls and don’t…

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Has it ever happened to you?

Did you ever go to a club with not enough cash expecting not to get dances. Finda hot dancer. Get some dances. Run out of cash and want more dances and the atm in the club is broken or out…

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People I never tip at a SC

Are the receptionists/cashiers, wtf do they do that warrants a tip I'll never know. Only seen that over in Vegas though at SR, yeah I know everything about Vegas is a 'ripoff'. You guys come across this at your local…

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Coming out of the closet?

WTF is wrong with me? I can never be satisfied with a good girl, I'm always looking for the next thing. I do like the chase of a hot girl, but once I get her, I'm bored and ready to move…

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Another day, another girl

Hot or not? https://www.instagram.com/p/9CrtpVNmuI/?taken-by=rosaacosta I vote hot!

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This guy burned his girlfriend but good....

http://chatabout.com/assets/images/images/9poUQ8QEHq5589a224e2403.jpg

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Do cover charges piss you off?

A Louisiana woman in Willimantic visiting family for the holidays didn't want to pay a cover charge a strip club, so she returned with a baseball bat and bashed property with it inside the club, police said. Shantel Jones, 28, got…