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The World Is Screwed: Millennials Are Too Lazy To Eat Cereal

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

m.newser.com

I have never been so proud to be a Gen Xer. This article pretty much sums up Millennials and has implications way past breakfast choices.

I'd say offer them chacken fangers, but they probably rather have a $7 Starbucks or some tofu.

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Estafador

old people always hate the young. Anything to slander the generation after them huh?

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jackslash

You don't need to wash a bowl. You can eat cereal with your hand right out of the box.

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shailynn

Yeah pretty much. I read an article about how the generation before "the greatest generation" thought they were a bunch of pussies.

If you lived on a college campus like me with 35,000 of them you may have a better understanding of my occasional discontent!!!

It actually makes sense, Gen Xers were a bunch of pussies so wouldn't their kids automatically be even bigger pussies?

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warhawks

Fuck cereal.

This Gen Xer only eats pussy. ;)

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Dominic77

Funniest thread title I've seen in a while. That's all. LMAO.

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beguiled

I eat stripper ass like I'm the Human Centipede!

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Supremeruler

The real revelation is only 28% of parents make their kids do chores. Yikes!

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rockstar666

People eat less cereal because it's mostly sugar coated vitamins. Neither is good for you. People are more health conscious these days and are trying to eat less processed foods.

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sharkhunter

I'm a gen xer too and I don't eat cereal. I only eat healthy stuff like pancakes or waffles with syrup on top. I add cinnamon too. When I was much younger, used to drink vanilla instant breakfast. I got creative when I ran out of milk.

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