I decided to take a cue from Yelp, Amazon ratings, and Facebook Likes. Who cares if I think a stripper is a 6 or a 9, I'm just one guy. What do I know about ratings? Fuckall, that's what. So I decided that crowdsourcing ratings is the way I'm going to go, even though I am convinced sometimes the crowd is a bunch of dicks. So, here's where I'm at:
I'm going to skip past all the lower ratings, who cares, right? These are the negative levels
So, level 0: an average woman sometimes gets guys turning their heads. Not consistently, but sometimes.
Level 1: Many of the strippers I've been OTC with, consistently turn guys' heads. Sometimes they'll say something to their buddy. Sometimes a wife will look at her husband to make sure HE isn't turning his head. But with stick with what's consistent: Guys consistently turn their heads when she passes
Level 2: A few years ago, I knew a stripper who was nearing the end of her career, but was still gorgeous and always dressed on point. Our relationship turned from stripper/customer to genuine friends (with benefits!), and I got to see her in her element a lot. One thing I noticed about her: when she was walking through a bar or nightclub, I could track her movements by watching turning heads. It wasn't a guy here or there turning his head -- there was actually a discernible wave of turning heads, that I could track as she went to the bar or bathroom. She's hot enough to command everyone's attention, at least for a moment. So, what defines this level: she consistently creates her own wave of turning heads around her.
Level 3: I haven't had many of these. My "real ATATF" is above-and-beyond beautiful and sexy, at least to me. She's only 22, but she's a show-quality rose in full magnificent bloom, and makes everyone else around her look like marigolds and daffodils. Guys don't just turn their heads, they say and do things impulsively that it seems like they can't stop themselves from doing. The past two times I was with her, here's a sample of things that happened: 1. A bunch of guys were coming from our left, and out of the corner of my eye, I see the guy in the lead go "Whooooaaaa!" and reach both arms back to stop his buddies, so they could all stare as we (she) passed. 2. When we were standing around,a guy walking by us came over to me to tell me how lucky I am. 3. A guy is walking the other way, when he sees us, he stands to the side and pretends to fiddle with his phone, and when we pass, he falls in behind us. I know exactly what he did since I do it too ... he's checking out her ass. Anyway, this level is defined as: guys consistently and impulsively say things (to themselves, to their friends, to me) or do things that they otherwise wouldn't have said or done, because she's so hot.
I figure level 0 is average girl -- 7 or below Level 1 is roughly 7.5-8.5 -- guys turn their heads for girls this hot Level 2 is 8.5 (if she's dressed hot) to 9+ -- she can grab the attention of everyone at a bar, on a regular basis Level 3 is strictly 9+, maybe 9.5+, particularly when she's dressed sexy -- guys can't help themselves, they're consistently doing dumb things around her
The crowd decides if she's not, not me. By this system, some of the girls I thought were super super hot are only Level 1s ... they turn heads, but not many get that wave of heads thing going.
I call the levels: head-turner, wave, and whoa :)