Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008

Had read several reviews of this club, and had a long layover in Phoenix on a recent flight, so rented a car and went to check it out

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rossl
Apr 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Had read several reviews of this club, and had a long layover in Phoenix on a recent flight, so rented a car and went to check it out. It looks every bit as forlorn as the club pic! Sign out front in marker said 7 dancers, so I parked on the bare lot next to the club. It was broad daylight, but still parked in plain view of the street as I didn't want anyone messing with the rental.

Inside was dark - as has been advertised - lights from the stage and the cover-charge desk were all I could see at first. Paid the nominal cover, seems like maybe $7, and took a seat. Place was SMALL. Besides the stage, there were about 10 little round tables, and 2 couch/booth areas, one on the far wall directly facing the stage, and on off to the right side of the stage. I only saw 1 other customer, and he had a dancer with him that seemed to be miles better than the one on stage. I was behind them, so it was a pleasant distraction to shift my gaze to the seated girl instead of the stage girl. Was approached by 2 different dancers, neither better than a 5 in my opinion, and knew from earlier research NOT to order a drink, as they will then sit with you, and from the few I'd seen so far, I was probably grabbing 1 water and leaving. The stage girls come and go with no introduction, so I had no idea who was working, which was weird as I'd hoped to see couple of the ones that have had good reviews here. If any of them were working that day, they did not catch my interest.

The dancer that was with the other customer kept talking in his ear and seemed like she had her hand in his lap, but he didn't seem to be too into it. I eventually counted 6 different girls coming and going to the back corner, with 1 busy the whole time dancing for a guy I'd missed at first off to the right of the stage. Eventually got enough of a look at her that I knew that the girl with Mr Disinterested was probably the only one that may appeal to me. She finally got up, and I noticed for the first time she was totally naked, and had a nice, fit little body. She checked on another customer who'd come in, and saw enough of her face that I flagged her down for a water. Pretty cute, probably a 7/8, but given the surrounding talent, she scored as a solid 9 to me! We sat and chatted, she indeed started rubbing my thigh, then a little higher. She was a mixed ethnic, half AA, and was really pleasant to talk to. She complimented me several times, so I of course returned the favor, and asked about the dances. She said the 3-dance deal was really just 1 dance, but we'd visit for the first 2, and she would stay naked. Hard to pass on that, so back to the curved bench RIGHT behind where 3-4 dancers had been sitting my entire visit. I could have stood up, taken 2 steps, and tapped them on the shoulder.

We sat with her lags over and across mine, and not waiting for our song set to start, she unzipped and started stroking me, making zero effort to cover or otherwise hide. The dancers in front of us did of course glance back at us several times, and they had a a clear view of the happenings. Had ANY of them been even a little attractive, it would have been a huge turn-on. My dancer asked if I wanted some lotion, and got up to get some, not even pulling my shirt to cover, so I did - seemed like a little role reversal with the dancers in front of our bench sneaking peeks back at me.

Dancer returned, no lotion, so she had to resort to using saliva. She declined to apply said saliva directly to me, and said she'd just come back from suspension for being accused of giving head to a customer. All-in-all, I think she actually did a 4 song set, plus the partial when we first sat down, so I tipped her another $10 and left. Definitely several notches below any other club I've ever visited, but I expected that going in, and hey, it was near the airport so it was a good time to try it out - sure would not go out of my way to re-visit; if my new little friend hadn't been there, it would have been just an in-and-out visit.

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