just about right full nude club
My honest opinion about Crazy horse is that its just about right when it comes to full nude. Its very spacious (which is a VERY good thing when it comes to strip clubs in general in my opinion) which is great for letting you kind of hide from being approached by girls you don't find attractive and scope out what you want throughout your visit. The girls are alright but they aren't as cute/hot as the girls at the other full nude clubs like Centerfolds or MBOT.
In terms of the girls attractiveness, I'd say they're pretty average as in like 7, meaning there are a couple of 8s and like a 9, but a lot of 6s or lower. Smokin hot girls are at MBOT in my opinion. The girls at MBOT are like 7.7 or above. Meaning there are a significant amount of 8s or above. but you will definitely be spending more at MBOT from my experience. Centerfolds has the cutest looking girls in my opinion but you will definitely be spending more there mostly on dances because the area is so small and the girls hustle hard. The girls at Centerfolds are like 7.3. As in if it aint Saturday night, the girls are pretty average or below average. But on Saturday night, there will definitely be several cute looking 8s.
The area is pretty bad though. I guess if you're from out of town it doesn't matter anyways because you're only here briefly but for a lot of the girls that work at strip clubs including the patrons, the area does matter. If you park anywhere in a 4-7 block radius in that area, be aware of the fact that you are putting your car at the greatest risk of getting smashed into or stolen outright in the entire city of SF. Or get mugged/harassed if your walking in the area anytime past 9pm. Come to think about it, the area of where a club is located does sometimes play somewhat of a factor in terms of how cute or hot the girls there are. But a bigger factor would be in terms of how the macro economy is doing I guess. Hope this helps
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