TD's Showclub North
6001 Brentwood Pl NE Albuquerque, NM 87109

"Magical" Experience

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Bombastic
Apr 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Not Provided Evening

Coming from the land of $20 dances, the $10 dances offered at TD's felt like a 2-for-1 deal. The door guy does the standard wand/ID check before you go in, sliding your ID into a machine real quick for it to double check before he gives it back to you. After that, you round the corner into the pleasantly cool and dark club. The main stage to the right when you first walk in is a long catwalk, with two circle stages and one spinning pole for the dancers to use. Straight ahead is the second stage, a square with poles on each corner and lights around the border, giving the illusion of bars coming down. Very sexy. To the left is one of two VIP rooms, each consisting of a large room with booths. The one to the left of where you enter has dividers between the seats, offering you a little more privacy. The other one is just a large room with a booth seat/couch running along all the walls, no dividers at all. VIP dances go for $25 each. The housemom periodically makes rounds, hawking massages at the guests, two songs for $10 plus tip. The club has two Champagne Rooms, one in the back left corner next to the first VIP room (the one with the dividers) and the other in the corner of the other VIP room. The champagne room itself is tiny, shaped like a miniature gazebo with see through curtains to officially separate you off from the rest of the crowd. Bouncers keep a fairly close eye on both of these rooms.

Some of the dancers hustle hard, others not so much. The ones that don't aren't very likely to approach, or if they do, they don't tend to insist on a lap dance right away (or at all...). The others will give you as long as a song or two to get to know them before they ask you to go to VIP, or as short as a heartbeat as they comfortably slide into your lap and play with your hair to warm you up for the proposal. Lots of hispanic dancers, and a lot of magic-y stuff, I noticed. Some of the dancers had tiny pouches on their person, and I noticed a few of the customers wore them, too. They're apparently medicine/mojo bags, according to one of the dancers. I can't speak for the customers, but the girls seemed to use them primarily to help boost their money intake for the night. One had the ingredients for a lust/money spell in hers, and another said hers was there to help boost her charisma. I wasn't aware this was a thing, but it was certainly interesting to learn about.

I went to Knock Outs before coming here, and compared to some of those girls, the ladies at TD's North definitely seemed to have it a little more together. By far, some of the sexiest women I've seen in a club. There were a couple who were obviously past their prime, but for the most part, the dancers were in their early twenties and knew exactly how to touch, breathe, and talk to seduce a man out of everything he has. They're very adept at what they do -- go in prepared to have a great night. That said, there did seem to be some drama going on in the dressing room while I was there. It was more or less kept contained, but the area near the dressing room door saw some action as various ladies (including the house mom at one point) stormed out in anger.

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