Thoughts on Aging
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Shailynn made the following comment. The older you get, the more attention you get from strippers.
I have found that to be absolutely true. I’ve been going to strip clubs for 20 plus years, and every single year it has gotten better. Being older, and being experienced in strip clubs, brings the gorgeous young women running. Especially the 18 year olds who need an experienced man to teach them about sex.
This is one of the main reasons why I will never quit going to strip clubs. There is no place else on earth where beautiful young women are more sexually promiscuous with you the older you get. It’s the exact opposite of every other place on the planet.
So old and older guys, rejoice. We have got it fucking made. Every day may be one step closer to the grave, but we have beautiful young angels to carry us there. Middle aged guys, the best is right around the corner. Keep moving forward. Young guys, cheer up, you get older every year.
I have found that to be absolutely true. I’ve been going to strip clubs for 20 plus years, and every single year it has gotten better. Being older, and being experienced in strip clubs, brings the gorgeous young women running. Especially the 18 year olds who need an experienced man to teach them about sex.
This is one of the main reasons why I will never quit going to strip clubs. There is no place else on earth where beautiful young women are more sexually promiscuous with you the older you get. It’s the exact opposite of every other place on the planet.
So old and older guys, rejoice. We have got it fucking made. Every day may be one step closer to the grave, but we have beautiful young angels to carry us there. Middle aged guys, the best is right around the corner. Keep moving forward. Young guys, cheer up, you get older every year.
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he's right though, i'll be 30 this year and most people think i'm in my early twenties. but it helps that i don't smoke, exercise regularly, and i've never really done any drugs besides alochol
I exercise 4 days a week, do not smoke or do any drugs (don't even like to take aspirin) and do not drink excessive on a regular basis.
I love my wine, love sweets, but it's all about balance. I also weight almost 30 pounds less than I did when I was 25 and am in the best shape of my life since I was 20. My dick still works fine, my hairline isn't the same as when I was 25 but I can't complain. Take care of yourself and you'll be fine.
PS - nothing ages you quicker than smoking on a regular basis.
It sounds like the strip club is mostly an older man's arena. But do you think it helps with interactions with civie girls?
My thoughts on aging, it gets easier to fall asleep after eating a good meal even without any alcohol or drugs. It gets easier to gain weight too unless you routinely exercise and or cut back on the amount of food you eat. Little changes add up fast over several months.
My other thought was I need a stripper to show up when I wake up during the middle of the night and part of me is all ready for lap dances instead of at the club but that would involve some Otc with someone.
So strippers flock to me because I'm older? I thought it was because I had a bigger dick.
Disposable income
Experience
Confident but not cocky
okay John i know this discussion board is mostly for guys and particularly old guys to swap lies with each other (and that is the way it should be) but honestly your mid-life crisis has gone from a tail spin to a death spiral.
you’ve lost it if you think your hooker getting sick of you has anything to do with anything other than YOU and if you think you’re sending creepy “what are you doing tonight?” (i know you’re cheating on me) texts to a MILF is some kind of "normal". and if you think that you honestly have anything to teach an 18 y/o about sex is sane.
look, your late-in-life discovery of the sexual revolution sounds annoyingly like your late-in-life discovery of marijuana. frankly you sound like a dork extolling the wonders of weed, trying to sound like some kind of self anointed guru. pull your head out of your ass and look at the reality. you “discovered” weed in your mid to late 50’s and you were introduced to it by an 18 y/o hooker. news flash: by the time most American kids are 18 y/o they already have more knowledge and experience with weed than you do and (almost) everyone on this board has already been an 18 y/o. thus you sound like said dork when you go on and on about it. same goes for “learnin” them young 18 year old girls (much less the 18 y/o hookers) who need an experienced man to teach them about sex. there is nothing you know that they don’t already know.
we get it. you’re old, you're all alone and you're disappointed with your life and there isn’t a lot of time left to do anything about it. so what? you’ve had a successful career making lots of money without having to break a sweat or benefit society in any conceivable way. isn’t that enough for you?
well you get the point but seriously don’t end up like that mentally ill idiot san_jose_guy babbling to himself on a strip club discussion board. in short, stop sounding like such a dork
After spending time in clubs, I've caught myself talking to civvies like I talk to girls in a club on occasion.
Sometimes it's a good thing and it's a positive response.
Other times, not so much.
Like when I talk to the girl in the grocery line like we are in a strip club. lol.
The girls work for money. Older guys tend to be more financially secure.
The girls= go after the old guys.
The girls are just playing the game...
Here I thought maybe I fell back asleep before pressing the return button.
No complaints about my strip club visit last night. The hottest dancer in the club last night made a bee line straight towards me to do a two for one shortly after I first saw her. If she's working on making me one of her regular customers, no complaints from me.