WHAT TO SAY TO DANCER CUNT THAT PISSES YOU OFF
rattdog
New York
ay guys lets's face it. most of us are normal in that we can feel like shit when some of these girls do things to us that sets us off in the wrong way. if it's not a fave we can more easily deal with it by just simply replacing her with another. but if is a fave you've been seeing, and she constantly says things like she want to see you outside, she'll call you when she's off from the club, etc. and all of what she is saying is bullshit, well then you really feel like shit.
one day an old fave of mine from years past finally pissed me off to no end. she shouldn't make promises that she didn't intend to keep. granted the strip club isn't a church where you will be eternally damned if you break a promise, but ehh i don't like being bullshitted to, especially by someone i liked as a person as well as looks. so i goes to her like this:
"let me tell you something. one time i was betting on this horse race. i got the winner. now i also needed another horse to get 2nd so i could make a real nice score. the guy who rode that horse i hated his guts but i figured he could not fuck it up and should be able to get 2nd. that fucking asshole wound up coming in 4th, fucking me over. i prayed that fucking guy should die or get into some accident.
then a buddy of mine called about 2 weeks later. this was after a day of betting horses. during the day some jockey got into a nasty spill. so anyway my buddy called, yada yada, then he asked, "ay did you hear about smitty?" i'm like huh? what happened? friend replied that smitty got into a nasty spill."
the cunt was silent for a few moments, said wow that's fucked up, got off my lap and went to the other side of the club. 5 minutes later i see her staring at me, like a cartoon steam gushing out the sides of both years, with her lips curdled. guess she got the message?
a week or so later she came up to me, we sorta made up and then she said, "that night when you told me that horse racing story, when i was leaving the club i wondered am i going to get knifed or shot or something?"
so if a dancer who kinda means something to you pisses you off, tell her a similar story. you'll feel better and she might think twice about messing with your head ever again.
one day an old fave of mine from years past finally pissed me off to no end. she shouldn't make promises that she didn't intend to keep. granted the strip club isn't a church where you will be eternally damned if you break a promise, but ehh i don't like being bullshitted to, especially by someone i liked as a person as well as looks. so i goes to her like this:
"let me tell you something. one time i was betting on this horse race. i got the winner. now i also needed another horse to get 2nd so i could make a real nice score. the guy who rode that horse i hated his guts but i figured he could not fuck it up and should be able to get 2nd. that fucking asshole wound up coming in 4th, fucking me over. i prayed that fucking guy should die or get into some accident.
then a buddy of mine called about 2 weeks later. this was after a day of betting horses. during the day some jockey got into a nasty spill. so anyway my buddy called, yada yada, then he asked, "ay did you hear about smitty?" i'm like huh? what happened? friend replied that smitty got into a nasty spill."
the cunt was silent for a few moments, said wow that's fucked up, got off my lap and went to the other side of the club. 5 minutes later i see her staring at me, like a cartoon steam gushing out the sides of both years, with her lips curdled. guess she got the message?
a week or so later she came up to me, we sorta made up and then she said, "that night when you told me that horse racing story, when i was leaving the club i wondered am i going to get knifed or shot or something?"
so if a dancer who kinda means something to you pisses you off, tell her a similar story. you'll feel better and she might think twice about messing with your head ever again.
31 comments
If it works and we get world peace it'll be brilliant!
When it doesn't work it may give you some impetus to seek out psychological help!
You can't lose! ;)
I wondered if me telling a stripper I would ask an entity to kick some poltergeist butt out of her house that she said worked made her think she better stay on my good side. Actually it concerns me if she wasn't lying, then what listened to me? Sometimes I wonder if I'm really in a coma and all these freaky things happening are just further evidence this whole universe is something I created in my head. See I could talk like this and creep dancers out without even trying.
relax gents (and some girlies here) i'm not a psycho violent person-i wouldn't even hurt a fly if it wasn't irritating me. this was a one time time thing that happened close to 20 years ago. she pissed me off so i had to come up with something that made an "impression," and it it worked. even got some real mind blowing dances from her afterwards. the cunt eventually quit the club 4 months after i told her off. found a sugardaddy or something. i even forgave smitty the scumbag jockey and actually made money in betting on him.
but yeah since then when i encounter r.o.b.'s as well as stripper shit twatbags i just put 'em on my shit list, don't deal w/em anymore and move on.