Do you guys get paid?

30 comments

• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Founder pays me $350,000 a year for my witty and insightful comments.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Actually the 10 of us are all Foudner
• gawker

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  8 years ago

  You mean you don't?
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  My contract states that I'll be paid 100 pesos after I've reviewed 100 clubs. Mucho dinero.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  We are all retired male porn stars
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Founder pays me in blowjobs
• whodey

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  8 years ago

  Only a few of the best and brightest(such as shadowcat) get a small fee per comment. Most of the rest of us are only compensated in the form of free entry coupons for our favorite clubs. The lucky ones like SJG get paid $1/word. That's how he became the richest man in the world.
• lopaw

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  8 years ago

  "We are all retired male porn stars" Lol not ALL of of us! Paid to comment here? We wish.
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  I was interviewing the owner of Rumors in Forest Park Ga to get the club details to do the first review on his club. He actually thought that doing reviews was my job and that I was getting paid. :)
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  Talk is cheap. However we do get 30 days free vip status for reviews and articles.
• beguiled

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  8 years ago

  I'm going to start a gofundme account. PLs can get all the G2 from my dirty work.
• rogertex

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  8 years ago

  I'd pay some TUSCLers. To stay away.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Papi, why retire? I supplement my income by costarring in Porn flicks. It's a lot of fun getting paid to have my cock sucked on film.
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  We all make $375,000 per year. We don't need to supplement our income. We do it as public service.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Emily generously compensates me. The only reason she doesn't prop me is so that the rest of you don't get jealous.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  I don't need money I get compensated by the SJG foundation with servicing by all of the revolutionary strippers and massage girls.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Amen, twentyfive !!!
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  I get $3.50 for each "brilliant!" It's ace! ;)
• DoctorPhil

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  8 years ago

  i provide my services treating san_jose_guy’s mental illness on a strictly pro bono basis. mental illness is a very serious condition. i find helping people to face their demons to be a noble and richly rewarding endeavor in and of itself. that and it is incredibly funny
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Anyone who joins up and partakes with my organization will have a bunch of money, even though they won't have any need of it, as our dolled up hotties will be draining them dry daily. One of the places I expect to be is in that Cascadas Hotel over TJ's Hong Kong Bar. I'll be posting during my refractory periods, after I've done a girl about 3 times. I'll be sure to let the girls post some words of their own too. Consider what money is used for: 1. Impressing the opposite sex 2. Having done that, then its for keeping up with the Joneses. A pretty stupid system, if you ask me. And as far as I can see, anyone who has ever tried in earnest to understand it and change it, has always ended up with more money than they could possibly know what to do with. So the ways to start learning to understand why it is the way it is are: 1. Start paying some hookers for sex. 2. Read Comrade Engels. SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  We get free condoms w/ the TUSCL logo on them.
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  If your penis isn't big enough, you can't see the whole logo on the condom though. I think GMD can probably only see the T, since he's micro.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  be nice now. SJG
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  I'm always nice. Just playfully sarcastic. All in fun.
• DoctorPhil

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  8 years ago

  @@san_jose_guy " I'll be posting during my refractory periods, after I've done a girl about 3 times. still talking about how some day you are going to have sex with a woman. well i can see you are having trouble with your inner conflict of being a homophobe while at the same time being a homosexual so we aren't going to be able to resolve that right now. but you should know that much like the issue of you hating your mom for putting you in the mental asylum for your own good, you are wrongly directing your self-hatred outwardly over your inner conflict. you must realize that you will have to face these issues if you ever hope to get better. but right now let’s change the subject to something perhaps easier for you to deal with. before you stopped drinking what was your alcohol of choice? thunderbird or maybe mad dog 20/20 or was it whatever you could shove down your pants when the store clerk wasn’t looking?
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  "Be nice" Says the sociopath that threatened to kill Motorhead
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  The poor and the marginalized need to stand up for themselves, they can't be denied social and civil standing by those putting out eugenic and social Darwinist arguments. So no, I would not kill someone over just words. But then that kind of an uprising happens, I'll be in it. SJG
• DoctorPhil

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  8 years ago

  well san_jose_guy? what was your alcohol of choice? were you a wino or did you go for the hard stuff?
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  Our advice is well worth the price of admission! Oh fuck! Sorry - my mistake. It's only worth the price for those who have free memberships!
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  I am paid by my club to post reviews disguised as club ads. Just ask desertscrub.