All this trolling. Shocking and disgusting.

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ricktheturtle
An African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...
You people are missing the opportunity to share how much you love the advice you get from the ricks. We take valuable time out of their day to share strategies for paying hookers for sex. Aah...yup

Paying hookers for sex is harder than you think. You're competing with turtles and, frankly. Your dicks are fucking tiny. rickdugan compensates by being a genius. Are any of the rest of you geniuses? I doubt it. Aah...yup

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chessmaster
9 years ago
You're a turtle. Why should we listen to you?
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ATACdawg
9 years ago
Well, he speaks very slooooooowly, so he's easy to understand. Aah-yup. Lol
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twentyfive
9 years ago
Hey shell boy you are Rong. The only genius here is Heck's lawyer, that man gets free advice from us TUSCLER's and sells it for over $1000. Per hour to finance his weed and dream hooker habit.
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gammanu95
9 years ago
Is it time for a new personality to emerge? rickthetroll, maybe?
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
So Mr. Turtle, are you and your friend in Manhattan going to help sell shares of stock for my lion breeding enterprise?

I need to come up with some longer haired lions, more adapted to some of the colder climates found within the US. We want to recreate the Barbary breed, now extinct in the wild. So we will be breeding zoo Barbaries with wild African lions.

http://www.extinctanimals.org/wp-content…

Maybe I can even have some all white Christian eating lions for Alaska. Lots of Born Again Christians in Alaska. Anytime you find lots of drunks, there will also be lots of Born Agains.

What they might look like:
http://www.free-pet-wallpapers.com/free-…

Now your lion friend in the suit, that suit is not going to cut it. I need real long hairs. But he's still welcome to join in. And yes, he can take part the breeding operation.

The vulture can help with the afterwards clean up for our shows.

Is it time for us to start putting money into the boom of 2023 yet?

Please do let us know when we should get in.

SJG
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chessmaster
9 years ago
^Lol!
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
Check this out:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MBpRCnORgaA/US…

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_dOZXc-t-Go/Tl…

We should have no problem getting lions that are long haired, and all white ones, and of the larger Barbary breed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_lion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbavati_…

Lions with a recessive gene causing the coats to be snow white (though not albino) reappeared in the Timbavati in 2006 after an absence of many years.

So who wants to join in with us, and who want to buy some shares?

And RicktheLion, leave the suit behind; this is not about setting up OTC in strip clubs. This will be a large operation. Your services will be needed.

And we are going need some help rounding up enough Born Again Christians each day, to meet the needs of this large of an operation.

SJG
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motorhead
9 years ago
No soup for you!
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
These guys thing they got something.

http://www.yourcat.co.uk/Cat-Breed-Profi…

Its nothing compared to what I'll have going with pedigree lion breeds!

Born Again Christians should be fed to lions!

SJG

To Live with Honor and Die with Honor: The Story of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlWVV5im…
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rickthevulture
9 years ago
rick my friend, I agree. Squawk!

These damn dirty apes should post the following every day:

"The ricks are here to save us. rickdugan is the smartest hairless ape on the planet. I promise to ask that my body be thrown on the roadside and allowed to rot when I die."

That's the ticket! Squawk!
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rickthevulture
9 years ago
The last part is just good sense. Why waste your body when it could be yummy yummy yummy in a vulture's tummy tummy tummy. That's the ticket! Squawk!
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rockstar666
9 years ago
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Turtles having sex.
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rockstar666
9 years ago
I feel sorry for Rickthevulture as vultures don't have a penis.
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jackslash
9 years ago
"The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land"--Song of Solomon
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Lmfao
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mikeya02
9 years ago
Ricktheturtle, there's a guy named Bugs who wants to race you
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ricktheturtle
9 years ago
Rabbits are disgusting. There is a reason why you'll never meet ricktherabbit. Rabbits eat their own shit. Ricks don't eat their own shit. Ricks are geniuses that have mastered the theory and practice of paying hookers for sex. Aah...yup
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ricktheturtle
9 years ago
Have you figured out how to pay hookers for sex Mikey? Probably not. You're a damn dirty ape. If you were a genius ape like rickdugan maybe, but our rick brains are far beyond you typical ape brains. Aah...yup
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JuiceBox69
9 years ago
Lmfao
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
If I'm going to be bringing my lions to basketball arenas too now, I'll need another type of clean up crew. Local crows and our vulture friend wouldn't like to fly into something that enclosed.

So a bunch of turtles would be better, say those snapping turtles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_sna…

SJG
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