There's no such thing as a cheap lap dance .

I've been driving past Allure for a while now and seeing there sign for $10 dollar dances in the afternoon . My number one strip club rule is: NO STRiPCLUBS WiTH VALET PARKiNG . It use ally means it's just the beginning of the club getting in your wallet and it's also usually mean the club is going to have a let of NO FUN rules . (Where to or not to place your hands , dress codes , drink minimums......) it usually also is a sign that the dances are going to be $$$ , so the idea of a $10 dance intrigued me and the chances were good that there would be no valet parking in the afternoon . (Bingo!) Got there around 2:00 o'clock , walking and there was only one other customer in the place . I hate this , it make you a hard target for all the dancers . There gonna automatically sit down and give the hard ,hard sell , and your gonna end having to be kind of rude to them before they get the message you are not interested . (Bingo.) sat down and had a $6 light beer . Then I sat & sat and know dancers were taking the stage . After about 20 minutes of no dancers the first dancer comes out of the back and make a beeline to me and says those fateful words , "Can I sit down?" . I already know she not my type but I don't enjoy being rude & I want to find out about the $10 dances so I say "Sure" . Find out the $10 dances are air dances table side . All the other dances are the regular prices . Finally someone dances on stage and I pretend that I am mesmerized by her to give the girl I'm sitting with the clue I'm not going to get a dance from her . The girl on stage was not my type either . (I'm a boob man.) after about an hour+ of nursing my $6 beer it turned out none of the 4 dancers were my type so I put on my skedaddling shoes and hit the bricks . One more thing , the songs seemed really short , maybe 2:00 .