Elvis Syndrome
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
I tend to completely avoid strippers that have given birth. The stretch marks, sagging breasts, loose abdomen, leftover fat in the hips, C-section scars, and other physical destruction are just too much for me. Maybe it is the caveman deep down inside of me saying, "this is another man's property". Maybe it is the horndog inside me thinking that pussy is going to be really loose. Maybe my college background just educated too much about human anatomy. I don't know, but I am repulsed by a female body wrecked by pregnancy.
A lot of women working at the clubs have had kids, and there are probably more strippers who have had kids than strippers who have not. So you are probably asking why I even bother going to strip clubs. I am willing to wade through the moms to get to the strippers with lithe, tight bodies. I am not an equal opportunity spender. Strippers I am not interested in, I don't spend a cent on. Strippers I am interested in, I will break the bank for. Sure some women exercise and come back from pregnancy pretty well, but it is never 100% to the way things were; there are always residual signs. I think the 1 or 2 times that I have been fooled were by girls that had a kid at 15-17 and still had some growing to do after the pregnancy.
If you know about Elvis's love life and the type of women he pursued, you will understand why I call my condition Elvis Syndrome. Maybe this is a good term for the glossary.
Is there anyone else on TUSCL that avoids "the moms" working at the strip club?
I am also interested in learning from the guys who have had children with a wife/girlfriend, were you less interested in having sex with your significant other after she gave birth?
A lot of women working at the clubs have had kids, and there are probably more strippers who have had kids than strippers who have not. So you are probably asking why I even bother going to strip clubs. I am willing to wade through the moms to get to the strippers with lithe, tight bodies. I am not an equal opportunity spender. Strippers I am not interested in, I don't spend a cent on. Strippers I am interested in, I will break the bank for. Sure some women exercise and come back from pregnancy pretty well, but it is never 100% to the way things were; there are always residual signs. I think the 1 or 2 times that I have been fooled were by girls that had a kid at 15-17 and still had some growing to do after the pregnancy.
If you know about Elvis's love life and the type of women he pursued, you will understand why I call my condition Elvis Syndrome. Maybe this is a good term for the glossary.
Is there anyone else on TUSCL that avoids "the moms" working at the strip club?
I am also interested in learning from the guys who have had children with a wife/girlfriend, were you less interested in having sex with your significant other after she gave birth?
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion
19 comments
In fact, my ATF was at her best in the early stages of pregnancy. Fuller, juicier ass. Horny as hell that got wetter quicker.
A few stretch marks don't bother me. I'm not perfect either.
I am a bit of the opposite, I tend to go to strip clubs and pay strippers in Toys R Us giftcards instead of cash, they like the extra effort I put in - always increases my mileage too.
Seriously though, I tend to gravitate towards strippers more close to my age (30s) and it you're talking to a stripper who is over 28, there's a damn good chance she had a kid(s). Doesn't bother me. My retired ATF has 4 kids from 4 different guys, and was married 4 times, 2 of those marriages produced no kids. Yeah, she got around, and I guess so do I.
Ace comment shailynn!
Def there are some women whose bodies greatly “decompose” post child-birth – but I’ve also met some that did not have any body at all (ironing-boards) and then had some nice curves post squeezing out a pup.
There's a 21 year old spinner and nothing she has offered me thus far has gotten me to spend more than 1 or 2 dances on her. To be fair she looks 18, and I've fucked my share if 18 back when.
I guess for me it's the opposite of the OP the thought of running up on some other guys property fucking turns me the fuck on.
I met an AA-dancer soon after I got back into clubbing circa 2011 after relocating back to Miami and not having SCed in 2010 – she always gave VHM but would have her limits.
I lost track of her and then ran into her about 4 months ago at a small black club down here in Miami and she told me she had taken some time off from dancing b/c she had a baby – we go off to a corner and she starts giving me some VHM dances and b/f I know it she’s reaching into her purse; getting a hat; and starts fucking the shit out of me in the corner of the main-room w/o having discussed anything – straight from some lappers into fucking w/o any questions and she seemed like she was really horny and really got into it.
ewwwwwww. :)
No Good.
Can't have it both ways, sexual freedom and still seeing women as property.
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/im…
SJG