An erotic sex story to fit Heck's limited attention span

8 comments

• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  Yeah, but how much did you pay her?
• Lone_Wolf

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  8 years ago

  Lol!
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  At one sitting he can only read up to five sentences composed of no more than four words each.
  
  When you're a stoner dead head, its the most you can do.
• DoctorPhil

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  8 years ago

  and all the while she is thinking – why do all these old geezers do the exact same thing. thankfully it will all be over in 3-4 minutes. then I just have to tell him ‘oh yeah baby, you rocked my 18 y/o (lol that was so 2005) world. you a regular stud’. then i’m out of this flea bag motel. i hope Jelly Belly still has some heroin for sale. i NEED it after this one. oh wow that was fast. here we go – “‘oh yeah baby, you rocked my 18 y/o world. you a regular stud.”
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  ^^^^ priceless response and probably totally accurate statement
• clubdude

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  8 years ago

  Bravo JS69, but keep those epic reads coming!
• gawker

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  8 years ago

  You picking out names for the progeny?
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  Classic dumbed-down version of a perhaps over-long JS sex story!