Southern X-Posure
953 Blue Horizon Dr Morgantown, WV 26501

I just can't seem to catch this place open...

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cheeseboy
Apr 13, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

This evening I tried to visit Southern Exposure for the third time in a few months, on several different evenings, and while the outside lights were on and the new sign is lighted, the place itself was closed.

The sign outside and recent reviews claim that the place is "Under New Management". Is it possible that they have not yet reopened? Or is it possible that the place itself is closed? It was a very strange situation: The parking lot was empty, but well-lit; the place looked as if it might be about to open at any time, but there were no posted hours, or signs of life? What gives? I would appreciate any information other members might have.

I stopped by Club H20 at around 8 PM, before coming to Southern Exposure, and while that place was open (and had been since 5 PM, according to the friendly, uber-dude manager), I was told that dancers don't show up until "after 9 PM, usually", which had prompted my trip over to Southern Exposure. I should have skipped Morgantown completely, as I have never had a good strip club experience there. The only club that I haven't tried in Mo'town is The Blue Parrot, as I am usually driving through on a Sunday or Monday night, and the club is closed then. At least they have the courtesy to post that fact on their website.

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