Man embezzles half million, spends it on strippers

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Ermita_Nights
Michigan
Apparently some guy embezzled half a million bucks from the VA in Ann Arbor and spent it on (surprise!) strippers and gambling. The local news reports show an appalling lack of professional reporting, leaving many unanswered questions.

1. He spent $500 a night on lapdances. In Toledo. If he was from Ann Arbor, why Toledo? If you've got to drive that far anyway wouldn't you go to Dearborn?

2. What the hell could you possible get in Toledo that would be worth $500? I know my dick would fall off if I got that much lap action in Toledo.

3. The stripper's name was Ashley. Which one? I know at least three Ashleys in Toledo. News reports don't even say which club this was at.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/lo…
(this is an old story from when he was arrested; he was recently sentenced to 15 months)

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Jackmd
9 years ago
I was not aware that anything ever happened in Toledo Ohio.
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
Embezzling?

Well I think it's always going to be embezzling and tax evasion that one is going to want to try, once one learns about P4P with dolled up hotties. Its like being a kid in a candy store. Way back when I first learned about GFE-FS in AMPs, I was enjoying hotties in 3 counties, spending my cash and then running my credit cards to the limit.

So either embezzling and tax evasion, or finding a way to become more like the girls, like say a pimp and drug dealer.

But the thing is, where are the limits?

How far are people going in putting their P4P women on their payroll? And how far are they going in finding other ways to make them into tax deductible business expenses? And what are the legal limits?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…

So far no one has been willing to say much. I wonder why.

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shailynn
9 years ago
I know one thing, every time I've gone into the Hollywood casino in Toledo I've gotten my ass ripped in half!!!
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shadowcat
9 years ago
Holy Toledo. That is where Alucard lived.
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
If I embezzled a half million dollars I'd probably spend most of it on strippers. Two of them in particular..
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vincemichaels
9 years ago
One of the many reasons I'm glad I'm not a Vet. I salute our members who served. Thank you for your service. You know who you are. 1/2 million $, cut his dick off and ram it into his mouth !!
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Dominic77
9 years ago
Yep, stealing from a charity group (like VA or any group that helps Vets or similar groups) makes this subject of this story the biggest PATHETIC LOSER of them all. (And not in the enduring way that we call ourselves PLs.)
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Cashman1234
9 years ago
The VA has enough problems - they don't need to add embezzlement to the list. It's sad that our military gives so much - to then need to deal with the VA.

If I happened to win the lottery - I have no doubt that I'd spend it all in clubs - but I'd think $500,000 would last quite a long time.
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motorhead
9 years ago
In other articles it was mentioned he coached at the local high school

So he went from Coach Bates to Master Bates
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
Still no one wants to talk about how far they have gone or would go, putting their women on their payroll, or making them contractors, and hence pre-tax.

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…

SJG

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Dominic77
9 years ago
Agreed. One would think with the high net worth people on this site some would be interested in tax advantages for paying sex workers. Or do you all like just giving your money to Obama?

In my case, I just don't (yet) want to make a commitment to a sex worker enough to make it happen. Until then, I'm ok with post-tax dollars for my modest SC expenditures.
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
I think there are probably guys who are finding ways to pay their women with pre-tax money. I have some suspicions who too. They just don't want to talk about it because they know that it is explosive. So instead they just brag about their sexual exploits.

:)

SJG
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MrDeuce
9 years ago
If half a million smackers suddenly landed in my lap, I would probably spend half of it on strippers. The other half I would just waste.
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
:)

SJG
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Cashman1234
9 years ago
One woman (who I work with) once told me straight up - "If the bank buys you out - I know you are going to spend it all on strippers and whores!" I wanted to protest and say no - but she was spot on - I knew I was busted.
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