Apparently some guy embezzled half a million bucks from the VA in Ann Arbor and spent it on (surprise!) strippers and gambling. The local news reports show an appalling lack of professional reporting, leaving many unanswered questions.
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He spent $500 a night on lapdances. In Toledo. If he was from Ann Arbor, why Toledo? If you've got to drive that far anyway wouldn't you go to Dearborn?
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What the hell could you possible get in Toledo that would be worth $500? I know my dick would fall off if I got that much lap action in Toledo.
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The stripper's name was Ashley. Which one? I know at least three Ashleys in Toledo. News reports don't even say which club this was at.
detroitnews.com (this is an old story from when he was arrested; he was recently sentenced to 15 months)


I was not aware that anything ever happened in Toledo Ohio.