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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Do you use strippers as your muse ?
I do
I write my best poetry when deeply inspired by a bitch
I do
I write my best poetry when deeply inspired by a bitch
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There once was a stripper named Claire
Who had a magnificent pair
Or that's what I thought
Until one got caught
And lost all of it's air
With whom I liked to dally.
She said, "I'm only eighteen,
I'm a dancer so clean."
Then she sucked my dick in the alley.
There once was a PL named Dave
Who kept a whore in his cave
She was missing a tit
And smelled like shit
But think of the money he saved!
With pimples she allowed to fester.
They seemed to detract
From the strength of her act.
But at least no one tried to molest her.
Who thought all my jokes were so funny.
She said she would play
With me every day.
But then I ran out of money.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot him dead
Now she takes him to school every day
Between two slices of bread
All the girls knew he was on the loose
One by one they all flogged his goose
His mommy is bad to say fucket
Joe's old man kicked the bucket
So me and Joe's mom started fuckin
There once was a man from Nantucket. Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
The pig said"you queer! Get away from my rear!"
"Come around to the front and I'll suck it."
He saved all his money to watch the grateful dead.
That show was epic because he kept getting more and more and more head
Who lived on cumshots and snot
When she out of these, she thrived on green cheese
That she kept in the folds of her twat
Who had money stacked up to his chin
When he went to the club, he'd munch fishy shrub
With every cheap ho he could win
He drives to club and asks dancers if they wanna.
When they say yes, he gets comfortable on the sofa,
and lets them do their best to make him with less casha.