to the artistic souls on tuscl

There once was a stripper named Claire Who had a magnificent pair Or that's what I thought Until one got caught And lost all of it's air

There was a young stripper named Sally With whom I liked to dally. She said, "I'm only eighteen, I'm a dancer so clean." Then she sucked my dick in the alley.

There once was a PL named Dave Who kept a whore in his cave She was missing a tit And smelled like shit But think of the money he saved!

There was a young stripper named Hester With pimples she allowed to fester. They seemed to detract From the strength of her act. But at least no one tried to molest her.

There was a young stripper named Honey Who thought all my jokes were so funny. She said she would play With me every day. But then I ran out of money.

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot him dead Now she takes him to school every day Between two slices of bread

Their once was a clubber named juice All the girls knew he was on the loose One by one they all flogged his goose

I believe crazy Joe is from Nantucket His mommy is bad to say fucket Joe's old man kicked the bucket So me and Joe's mom started fuckin

There once was a man from Nantucket. Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it. The pig said"you queer! Get away from my rear!" "Come around to the front and I'll suck it."

Their once was a man named mo head. He saved all his money to watch the grateful dead. That show was epic because he kept getting more and more and more head

Their once was a retard named shaylinn.

There once was an old ho named Dot Who lived on cumshots and snot When she out of these, she thrived on green cheese That she kept in the folds of her twat

There was an old whale named Shailynn Who had money stacked up to his chin When he went to the club, he'd munch fishy shrub With every cheap ho he could win

I know a guy on TUSCL named Juice, amongst other persona. He drives to club and asks dancers if they wanna. When they say yes, he gets comfortable on the sofa, and lets them do their best to make him with less casha.

Look up Jack Handy

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