to the artistic souls on tuscl

There once was a stripper named Claire
Who had a magnificent pair
Or that's what I thought
Until one got caught
And lost all of it's air

There was a young stripper named Sally
With whom I liked to dally.
She said, "I'm only eighteen,
I'm a dancer so clean."
Then she sucked my dick in the alley.

There once was a PL named Dave
Who kept a whore in his cave
She was missing a tit
And smelled like shit
But think of the money he saved!

There was a young stripper named Hester
With pimples she allowed to fester.
They seemed to detract
From the strength of her act.
But at least no one tried to molest her.

There was a young stripper named Honey
Who thought all my jokes were so funny.
She said she would play
With me every day.
But then I ran out of money.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot him dead
Now she takes him to school every day
Between two slices of bread

Their once was a clubber named juice
All the girls knew he was on the loose
One by one they all flogged his goose

I believe crazy Joe is from Nantucket
His mommy is bad to say fucket
Joe's old man kicked the bucket
So me and Joe's mom started fuckin

There once was a man from Nantucket. Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
The pig said"you queer! Get away from my rear!"
"Come around to the front and I'll suck it."

Their once was a man named mo head.
He saved all his money to watch the grateful dead.
That show was epic because he kept getting more and more and more head

Their once was a retard named shaylinn.

There once was an old ho named Dot
Who lived on cumshots and snot
When she out of these, she thrived on green cheese
That she kept in the folds of her twat

There was an old whale named Shailynn
Who had money stacked up to his chin
When he went to the club, he'd munch fishy shrub
With every cheap ho he could win

I know a guy on TUSCL named Juice, amongst other persona.
He drives to club and asks dancers if they wanna.
When they say yes, he gets comfortable on the sofa,
and lets them do their best to make him with less casha.

Look up Jack Handy

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