If you could hold the world record in one thing, what would it be?
World records
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Jump to latestUnhooking bras. I don't know if I'm world champion already, but I must be close.
Biggest net worth.
The record for most cars in my name. If I was forbes list rich I'd have at least 200 cars.
Récord for most stripper phone numbers on my cell.
sarcasm
Record for most LDKs in one strip club visit
Record for cheapest fs!
Most people saved from drowning.
Most hoes saved from trafficking.
Most chacken fangers eaten in one sitting
Most four lokos drank in one day.
Most shits taken at McDonald's in one day.
Most DS's at one time
Most ds's fucked in one visit.
My record for ds's at once is 49... I think I beat even John for that one.
Most SCs visited
Biggest line of coke in one line.
Most stripper baby mamas.
Most girls on a guy in a Reverse gang bang
First person to smoke weed on Mars
Oldest man to father a child with an 18 year old stripper.
Most cures for STDs from girls swallowing my jizz.
Least fucks given
World's most narcissistic sex stories
SJG
^^^^^^^^ I mean for JS69.
For myself? I have very big plans. But for now lets say, most regular girls in different towns.
:)
SJG
Most pop tarts broken by a single karate chop
Most extras girls taken to VIP at once by a single PL
Most troll accounts on TUSCL
muff diving


World's biggest penis
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