World records

World's biggest penis

:)

Unhooking bras. I don't know if I'm world champion already, but I must be close.

Biggest net worth.

The record for most cars in my name. If I was forbes list rich I'd have at least 200 cars.

Récord for most stripper phone numbers on my cell.

*sarcasm*

Record for most LDKs in one strip club visit

Record for cheapest fs!

Most people saved from drowning.

Most hoes saved from trafficking.

Most chacken fangers eaten in one sitting

Most four lokos drank in one day.

Most shits taken at McDonald's in one day.

Most DS's at one time

Most ds's fucked in one visit.

My record for ds's at once is 49... I think I beat even John for that one.

Most SCs visited

Biggest line of coke in one line.

Most stripper baby mamas.

Most girls on a guy in a Reverse gang bang

First person to smoke weed on Mars

Oldest man to father a child with an 18 year old stripper.

Most cures for STDs from girls swallowing my jizz.

Least fucks given

World's most narcissistic sex stories

SJG

^^^^^^^^ I mean for JS69.

For myself? I have very big plans. But for now lets say, most regular girls in different towns.

:)

SJG

Most pop tarts broken by a single karate chop

Most extras girls taken to VIP at once by a single PL

Most troll accounts on TUSCL

muff diving