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Imamutt

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Yeah yeah yeah, I know it could never be real. If she's impossible to find now, how would I ever find her if I provide a reliable, high performance automobile?

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jackslash

Say what?

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vincemichaels

Yeah, what are you talking about?

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twentyfive

You need more practice, before you are ready to post while you are high.

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Imamutt

True that. Shopping for her a car. Not sure about the cost v benefit.

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Supremeruler

Cost-a lot Benefit-a little, if any

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motorhead

A "used" car would be appropriate

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twentyfive

Is this what you meant in your previous post about you needing to do more for her, because if it is you are being played, like a violin my man. Very skillfully I must say.

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a21985

Seriously? A car? What happens when you and/or she moves on? I'd imagine the buyers remorse would be of epic proportions, whereas just giving straight cash can be stopped right on the spot. If any of these girls had any semblence of reliability or understanding of money, there's no reason why they couldn't easily buy one themselves with what some of us PLs give them on regular basis.

Not worth it.

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jackslash

Platinum level PL: A man who buys a stripper a car and watches her drive away in it with her boyfriend.

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JohnSmith69

I'm selling a nice car to the DS. It's at a good discount it even I wouldn't give it to her.

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shailynn

This is the 8th warning imamutt, you're not cut out for this hobby.

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Imamutt

Even if I had Shailynn's money, I wouldn't just outright gift it. A lien or cosign has foreseeable complications though.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

If being a PL were a video game, then your screen would be flashing "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! Wallet of Doom added to your inventory."

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shailynn

Dude no pussy is worth a car.

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Meursault

Cosigning a loan for a stripper is exactly the same as giving her the car. Give strippers money for lap dances or blow jobs (or conversation if that is your thing), this is P4P not lets make a deal.

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RandomMember

" this is P4P not lets make a deal."

" Platinum level PL: A man who buys a stripper a car and watches her drive away in it with her boyfriend"

This is the funniest shit, ever!

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jayhawk123

Wow...buying a dancer a car? Don't do it. I have a dancer that I thought was really cool and I could trust up until last week. Now have not heard from in almost a week and I didn't even give her anything. I am very glad for that.

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Papi_Chulo

Sure - buy it for her - that way you can see her unemployed BF driving it around town.

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Papi_Chulo

If you wanna give it to her w/ no strings attached to help her out and the $$$ is not that much of an issue for you, sure - if you are giving it to her expecting better QoS then I guess you haven't been a TUSCL member long enough.

IME - if a stripper doesn't have her shit together enough to have decent/reliable wheels; then she won't have her shit together to take care of one either - she'll be hitting you up for the insurance payment; gas; maintenance; etc.

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Cashman1234

Dude - I feel for you. Buying a stripper a car is a one way ticket to pain. You are correct about consigning or a lien - as you are still on the hook when she skips out with it.

When I think about a car loan - or lease - they don't end well for you. Cash is best - as long as the title and insurance is in her name. It's painful upfront - but you don't have the liability associated with her driving mishaps.

I wish you the best.

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twentyfive

If you buy her a car you will be band for life.

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Papi_Chulo

Get her an Uber gift certificate instead

:)

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TravelingGolfer

Please tell me this is an April Fool's joke.

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Papi_Chulo

^ no - this is TUSCL and we are not called PLs for nothing

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Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

Lol...what a pathetic loser. A REAL pathetic loser.

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Ugluck75

egad a car? I would only consider a gift like that if we were married or at least living together. Stick to small gifts and pay 4 play.

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