What do you hate to discover during a strip club visit?
JohnSmith69layin low but staying high
This one just happened to me.
A dancer I used to enjoy just got her nipples pierced. Gross.
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This one just happened to me.
A dancer I used to enjoy just got her nipples pierced. Gross.
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last commentThis also happens somewhat regularly. An old fav gets fake tits. She's always excited about them and I have to break the news that our love affair is over.
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I'm an afternoon shift guy, so I hate to discover the shot girl is working and I'm one of the only guys there. She's a nice cute girl, but I can only have someone try to guilt trip me into buying shots so many times before 2pm.
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She has herpes.
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She fucks John Smith bareback.
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On a serious note, I don't have faves so I hate getting there to discover there's not one fine pawg.
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Whenever I see there aren't any girls with braces or pigtails dancing that night.
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No attractive dancers.
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That I have insufficient funds
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That they don't have Chackin fangers on the menu.
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A hot dancer with BO
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Along rh48hr's line, a hot stripper with a smelly pussy.
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Gotta agree with the got implants comment.
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Perky b cups destroyed by implants
New gross tattoos.
I love nip piercings.
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No paper towels in the men's room
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Toilet paper stuck to the tip of your dick
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Probably too many things to list but one that quickly occurs to me is SPS AKA smelly pussy syndrome which combined with overall bad personal hygiene is unfortunately very common in the Cleveland Akron area.
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The club bought cheap toilet paper and all the girls have dingle berries....
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Easily.....finding out the stripper I'm talking to that is totally hot doesn't do extras in VIP in an extras club.
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No tissues in the VIP.
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I have favorites and even if I have their number I won't text to see if they'll be at work or not the day/night I go. So I don't like it when I go to a club and a favorite isnt there. Sometimes a hidden gem will appear and become a favorite too.
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Racing stripes.
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I'm with Vince on this one
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That I shouldn't have gotten dessert at TGIFridays and I have to take a shit right next to the bathroom troll (2 feet away) who is talking to a stripper through the doorway (4 feet away).
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Pants that are not wet
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That I go to the club to see a fave and then see her coming out of VIP w/ Juice walking closely behind her.
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But seriously - the implants thing is a big downer - nipple pierceings also but not as bad as implants.
Also - all the hos are skinny as shit and nothing more than natural A-cups or breast implants in the house.
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Smelly pussy for sure although I haven't run into that for a while. One that I've gotten extras from multiple times suddenly cuts the spigot off.
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That the club keeps adding new rules. First dancers required to wear duct tape or electrical tape over nipples, later on, just pasties. Then they add more rules, less contact, higher prices. Almost makes me want to stay home or just visit Twin Peaks.
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That she is really a he, and to find out when 'she' uses the men's restroom like 'he' is supposed to.
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If I fuck a bitch that pussy will stink afterwards lol
Papi lol
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Being surprised to see a former fav who is now clearly pregnant.
But it's a huge relief when you do the math and realize your safe.
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With the one club I visit, since they tell you who's dancing if you call them up, it really sucks to find out a girl on their list isn't there. OTOH, with that club, I can usually come up with a good plan B.
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All of the above, plus butt implants, especially when they are overdone and obviously fake they look so ridiculous!
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Tats...piercings...B.O. ...no girls in club
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That my credit card does work for a $1000 charge at a strip club, I really need to call them to not authorize anything over 500 on any CC i bring to the clubs.
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and,. finally getting that dance from the hot stripper you have been waiting for, only to find out she is a ROB.
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I only had this happen once - but getting an extras CF back in VIP - and then finding out she's having a heavy flow due to her period.
Also, if a dirty club starts trying to change its image. I'm not looking for a gentlemens club.
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Some ass hole sitting in my favorite seat. :)
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A new asshole DJ that thinks he's gonna "turn-up da club" and starts cutting and mixing songs thinking he's in a hip-hop club.
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When the B or even C team is working. This happens mostly on Sunday afternoons. I never learn.
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•That my fave got fired
•They raised the lapdance prices
•They put cameras in VIP
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You may contact w/ a dancer on TUSCL then when you visit her at the club turns out she's also a SW girl
:)
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