sinclair's Review
I went to Gunner’s Bar on a Saturday night and stayed for a couple hours. The club is right off of Wisconsin 35, just a mile north of the town of De Soto. The railroad track is on the west side of the road and Gunner’s Bar and a campground will be on the east side of the road. The address listed on TUSCL currently is incorrect, but I was unable to verify the correct address on my visit. The club is a giant wooden ranch building with all of its windows blocked out and has a large outdoor patio with a stage.
The cover charge was $5. There is no dress code. Cans of domestic beer were $3. Cans of soda were $2. Half of the club is a bar, and the other half is the stage area. The large peninsula stage is located a few steps below the bar area and has two spinning poles. A tip rail that you sit at on stools surrounds the stage. You can use your cell phone in the bar area, but cannot use it in the stage area. There is a small indoor smoking room near the entrance. The bathrooms were fairly clean. The female DJ played a mix of everything: pop, rock, country, hip hop.
There were eight dancers working the Saturday night shift. Four were Caucasian, three were African-American, and one was Mexican. It seemed like the rotation got going around 19:30. Dancers would do three song sets on stage, and then rotate.
Regie, 4: Short brunette, mid 30’s I’d guess, B-cup mammaries with eraser tip nips. She gives Stevie’s at the stage.
Caramel, 1: Black dancer, too fat, ugly face.
Karmen, 6: Curvy white dancer with brown hair and blonde highlights. She has Tourette syndrome. She gives very generous contact at the stage, coming over the rail to play with you.
Amelia, 7: Thin, light-skinned black dancer with A-cup tits. She gave good attention during her stage set.
Celia, 8.5: Fit, grey-eyed, brunette dancer. She has a tattoo right above her pubic area and is 19 years old. She talked about weird stuff; she might have been on drugs.
Joy, 7.5: Thin, light-skinned black dancer with blonde hair and B-cup tits. She was very interactive with me at the stage.
Dixie, 3: Fat white dancer with curly brown hair. Too thick for my taste.
Catalina, 1: Mexican dancer from Des Moines. She was way too obese to be in this line of work. I’d guess she was around 260-270 pounds. Her gut jiggled like Jello on stage.
Lap dances are $25 per song and take place on benches or couches in one of four booths. There is not much privacy. The booths are rigged with cameras that get watched by the DJ, and other couples getting dances can see what is going on in your booth. The lap dance area also seems to be lit up more than the rest of the building. There are also VIP rooms available, but since they are also rigged up with closed-circuit cameras, I cannot see how they would offer anything more than what you get during a regular lap dance. Extras are not available here. The county has raided and shut down this club in the past, so they seem to be paranoid about letting anything to risqué from happening.
I got dances with two different dancers, and the two performances were complete opposites of each other. The first dancer (who I will not name, so she doesn’t get in trouble) was not exactly my type, but I took a couple of dances with her because she was very interactive at the stage. I guessed she’d be dirty in back too and was right. She got completely naked and ground on my cock with her pussy lips; only the clothe of my pants separated us. In addition, she stuck her tits in my face, licked my penis over my pants, and blew on my cock. She even briefly kissed me, while being cautious to block out the camera’s line of sight. I could touch anywhere with the exception of her boobs when she was turned toward the camera. I’d say I got a fair value for $25 per song. The second dancer I got lap dances from was Celia. She was not very interactive with me at the stage, but she was the hottest dancer working that evening in my opinion. I love fit white girls with tattoos, so I took her for a couple dances. She spent 50-60% of the time dancing in front of me instead of on me. She also never got buck naked. She kept her thong on the whole time. When she did grind on my lap, she wouldn’t allow me to touch her at all. I put my hands on her waist several times, and she immediately removed my hands. Her lap dances were not as satisfying as the first dancer's and not worth $25 per song. Your mileage varies depending on which dancer you pick. My recommendation is to pay attention to how much contact a dancer gives you at the stage, and that should be a good indicator of whether she gives wild lap dances or tame lap dances.
I’d return to Gunner’s Bar if I was in the area. It is a fun rural strip club. Even if the dancer line-up is not as appealing as metropolitan strip clubs, the normal beer prices and party atmosphere make up for it.
