More of the same

I finally got back to this place twice this spring and found it much the same as always. They have a regular bouncer who actually looks like a bouncer (his shirt says SECURITY) who collects $5 at the door. I was quickly accosted by a big boobed blonde who acted like she knew me (and may have) and came on pretty strong (she claimed to be saving for fake tits--I have no idea why as hers were quite big, but bolt-ons won't help her that much--she'll still be a 6 at best). After a round of shots, dirty talk, and groping, we did some dances in the corner chair that were better than average but nothing spectacular. They are all wearing pasties now so the boobies-in-the-face loses a bit of its charm, but there was plenty of one way contact even with the bartender watching. She does do some nice dirty talk while she dances, which is a bonus if you like that sort of thing. After her came a brunette with glasses. Again, not terrible looking but clearly past her prime. Flat stomachs are at a premium here--most of these cougars are packing some stretch marks. This one was bright and could carry on a conversation so I liked her but her dances were nothing to get too excited about. She did seem to get aroused and there was some under the panties action on her part, but not much extra contact. After those two, my time and money were pretty much spent so I couldn't do any dances with the one blonde I did recognize, so I owe her next time. The only girl that looked under 30 was cute and chubby, but the rest were a pretty well-worn bunch. They are advertising a breakfast after midnight but I'm not sure I am ready for that. Again, it was an entertaining couple of hours, with some nice lap dances, a bit of flashing, and a generally sociable bunch of middle aged women. And for once, there were more than a half-dozen customers, including some mixed groups of men and women and folks in their 20s who came in as I was leaving. That alone is an improvement. I made a second trip about 2 weeks later and arrived earlier on a Saturday evening. It was pretty dead, with fewer girls (3 or 4) and about the same quality. I was quickly jumped by a tall Latina and did some dances with her. She was OK, but after paying her 20 a dance (normally 10) or 3 for $50 she tried to up-sell me and wanted the extra 10 for a tip. I had not gotten enough beyond the standard lap dance to warrant more so I passed after 3 songs. Nothing else looked appealing so a left after a beer.