Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd Austin, TX 78704

Very posh club that needs better VIP or different setup

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mrdjbj
May 24, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

So the overall atmosphere and look of this place is very high end. Lots of chandelier looking lights and gold trim. The stage (with pole) even had TVs on the side showing videos of upcoming events and featured dancers (I think). There are two rooms, one giant one that everyone enters into, and then the VIP area that has a separate bar and bathroom. In the main room, things are pretty spread out with chairs along the walls for lap dances. There's also a reasonably large bar directly across from the stage itself.

I entered with a group of 5 guys, and almost immediately we had about one girl each talking to us. Since we had just arrived, I think we all wanted to see who was around, as we each have our preferences... but after the second round of girls came by (not all at once this time), I think somehow we because labeled as the "not spending" group because rarely did any girls come back.

I did have one girl who claimed to be visiting from Houston - a tall brunette with huge (fake) boobs. I'm a sucker for big boobs, so I asked her about a dance. She convinced me (without much arm twisting) that I should go VIP instead where it's at least semi-private. VIP required purchase of a bottle - I don't drink Champagne, so I had to spend $150 on a bottle of vodka (which I'm sure was $15 outside of the club) and then $150 more just for the room. The room was a very sheer fabric that I don't think blocked out much, and there was a bar right outside of the room, so it was hard to feel like things were private (albeit better than the main room in plain sight). After about 5 minutes of her dancing for me, she started trying to upsell me for another 30 minutes. I was trying to get my money's worth out of the vodka, so I kept falling for her tricks. Eventually, I had to use the restroom so we both stopped so we could do that. She returned with a blonde who could be my ATF. Very tight body, big boobs (that were likely natural), and an amazingly firm ass. I kinda wanted her instead of the hustler - but somehow I ended up getting both. All I know is that I ended up using my credit card, paying lots of fees, and I went home mostly happy and definitely broke. I think these two were not normal dancers at this location because they kept debating whether they were allowed to do certain things. Bottom line is that if you have the money, you'll go home drained & happy. To quote Office Space "two chicks at the same time." Wow.

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Very posh club that needs better VIP or different setup